The Billionaire's Surrogate
I ask, now wondering if Thaddeus is one crayon short of a full box.
“Kinda,” he says. He takes out his phone and starts Googling “How waterboarding works.”
“Oh shit, you’re being serious,” I say when he starts reading the results.
“Okay, so it says we have to get a board and cloth. Sounds easy enough,” he says.
“You’re reading instructions from a website called iamtortune.com. Do you know how preposterous this is right now?” I ask.
“Come on, it will be fun,” he says.