The Ex-Change
Then, a burst of loud, uncontrollable laughter.
Typical Anna.
I pull the phone away from my ear as Anna cackles. She doesn’t even attempt to hold it in. I wait. And wait. And wait.
When she finally catches a breath, she wheezes, “Oh my God. That’s the best thing I’ve ever heard.”
“Glad you’re finding joy in my misery,” I mutter.
“You’re telling me,” she manages between chuckles, “that you—Clarice Bell, queen of organization, master of your own fate—just accidentally traded homes with your ex?”