The Funniest Joke In The World の小説・ストーリー

His shoulders were shaking erratically and he could barely breathe for laughter. I watched his sputtering laugh for about five minutes until I spoke, "If you bang that thing anymore I'm afraid it'll get pregnant." And all the three of them stopped dead in their tracks to look at me, agape. "What! Now I can't even make a joke!?" I deadpanned and Reuben was on again with his next round of unstoppable titters. "...(heavy breathing)...Ahem! That was entertaining. Never knew there existed a being enabling of shutting Lexter off." He mouthed in an amused tone.

And then, almost reluctantly, he started laughing too. It wasn't joy. It wasn't relief. Nor would I dare say it was the kind of laughter born of despair. We were two people mocking the absurdity of the situation. He tried to resist, shaking his head and muttering, "This isn't funny," but the corners of his lips betrayed him. Soon, he couldn't stop laughing either. It was that ridiculous, uncontrollable laughter that arises when life plays the most absurd joke on you. We laughed until our sides ached, until tears blurred our vision, until the weight of the revelation transformed into something strangely light. For a moment, we weren't cousins, or friends, or enemies of fate; we were simply tw

“Why would I change when you’ll never stop trying to earn a joke from every situation?” “Isn’t life more fun with jokes? Something to laugh about once in a while. You know, it makes the world beautiful and fun when it’s dark. Studies even say laughter heals faster than herbs do. Lowers pain, strengthens the heart, clears the head. Makes the blood flow freer. In short — that’s why I’m looking younger and living longer. Which of those old people in the pack is as old as me, uh? None. I’m the oldest.”

“Jesse, my man, which is why I’m encouraging you to talk some more! It doesn’t have to be about anything life changing. If you were me I’d say crack a joke but I don’t know if you even know any jokes.” “I know jokes.” His face lit up. “Oh yes? Tell me one then.” “Can you guess what the therapist said when I told my therapist I’m scared of dying alone? “Uh, no what?” “He said, “Most people don’t die with the company,” I said, chuckling. “Get it?” Rain looked at Matt. “Matt, am I supposed to laugh at that?” “Ideally someone is supposed to laugh when they tell a joke,” Matt said with a sigh. “Jesse, what have I told you about your morbid jokes?”

--- "Who is funnier?" Without much thought, I write "me"! Ethan is always smiling next to me, talking about how much fun I am and I can get the best smiles out of him. "Show your answers."--- Alex asks. We turn our plates over together, smiling even more as we see that the answers are the same. "I am the funniest person in the world, correct?"--- I ask Ethan who agrees with a sappy smile. Our inside jokes, which although no one knows, are too funny for both of us.

Sure enough, Adrian closed his mouth. "Darling, then I will tell you a joke. There was a toothpick that was walking along the road. Just then, it saw a hedgehog running past the middle of the road, and then it shouted something at the hedgehog. Guess what it shouted? Yes, it is called the hedgehog 'bus'!! Haha, it's funny, isn't it?" RK felt that listening to Adrian's jokes would make him want to sleep even more than listening to him recite poems. This guy couldn't even tell a good joke. What was the meaning of telling a joke that everyone already knew? Would Stella laugh? What a childish kid.

He grins. “One moment they are ‘fuck you youngest child’ and in the next they want us to produce the next population of the country. It’s like ‘make up your mind will ya? Are we important or not?’”, He continues joking, eyes lighting up when he hears me chuckle a second time. “Yeah, literally”, I agree, having to lower my eyes. I feel far too ashamed. I not only chuckled at one of his jokes, but at two of them. And I did so because I actually found them funny.

The youngest of the children came and spoke intelligibly, " Uhummmmmmm, mommy, hurum?" Clara laughed as she finished her joke, and even then Otávio didn't laugh. " Did you get the joke?” " Yes. The youngest had a brick fall on his head at birth, right?” " Yes, " Clara still laughed. " And this is a joke? The baby had serious problems, and by the looks of it, sequels.”

Daniel joined in, his usual lazy chuckle turning into a genuine, highly amused cackle as he shook his head, throwing it back against the leather of his chair. ‘​The end of the world?’ Yeah, to normal people, it must sound completely absurd. I sat there with my piece of toast halfway to my mouth, expecting them to mock me, to call the guards, or to treat me like a delusional girl who had simply had too much to drink. I thought they were laughing because the sheer scale of my warning seemed utterly ridiculous to their grounded, mafia-centric minds. ​But as the seconds ticked by, their laughter didn't fade. It evolved.

For a moment, they stared at me. Then suddenly… They laughed. Loudly. Like I had just told the funniest joke in the world. One of them wiped imaginary tears from his eyes. “Arrest us?” He shook his head. “If you try that then you would have to sleep with one eye open,” he said. They all laughed like he had just said the most funny joke. I frowned. “Well leave right now, I would be sending your money soon.” They looked at theirselves. “What money?”