The Funniest Joke In The World Novels & Stories

It felt good—light, like a breath of fresh air in this park where the wind rustled the leaves around us. We sat on the bench after that, side by side, our shoulders almost touching. He started telling these silly jokes—the kind that weren’t even funny, just dry and ridiculous, like “Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.” Corny as hell. But I laughed anyway, hard and genuine, because the real joke was how bad they were, how he delivered them with that straight face like he thought they were gold. It warmed me up inside, chasing away the chill for a bit.

“You were the first person I saw when I opened my eyes. Doesn’t that mean you’re my mom?” ‘Oh my god,’ Ina wheezed, ‘this is too good! I have to call my mother now, she can’t have ever seen comedy like this before!’ She was laughing so hard she could barely get the words out. ‘You’re a werewolf, not a bird – but only a bird would think that the first person it sees is its mother. Oh my god,’ she said again, sucking in a ragged breath, her eyes sparkling with mirth. ‘That’s the best joke of the year, and the dumbest Alpha of the year. An Alpha who wants to be a bird!’ She shook her head in disbelief.

I joked lightly, and Serin rolled his eyes at my poor excuse of one. "Funny," he said humorlessly. I only cackled even harder. "No, seriously. You should step out of the corporate world and become a comedian with jokes like that." "Aw, come on, Serin." I followed him out of the house and into the backyard, where he walked out for some fresh air. "It was kind of funny, admit it!" "You need to admit yourself into a mental hospital with jokes like that." ###

My body suddenly jerked as I busted out in laughter. My hand gripped my chest, stopping myself from choking. I knew Brooks was funny, but I never knew he was this much of a clown. He almost made me believe his shit. Almost!! And trust me when I said he was a real clown, because why was he also laughing. He fucking joined me in laughing. He knew he had just told me the joke of the century. “Did you change profession?” My laughter faded into the air.

He murmured, ruefully. I badly didn't want to see him sad anymore. "Jokes could help.You can tell me jokes" "Jokes"He said more to himself as if thinking of something up. "Well, I think I heard this somewhere,I don't really remember how it starts or ends but the punch line is...'Get lost,you old cargo'!" I grimaced. "So am I supposed to laugh to an half joke?" He pouted."I'm an hopeless joke teller" I couldn't stop myself from laughing not because of his half joke but because of how hopeless he looked.

His face went pale instantly. Mom looked at him, confused. "Robert, do you know the people outside?" "N-No…" Dad stammered. "They probably have the wrong door." But the shouting outside only became more aggressive. "Robert Walker! We know you're in there! Open up right now! If you don't, we'll kick the door down!" Loud kicking sounds started up immediately, and the whole door vibrated. I realized those people weren't joking. "Dad, who are those people?"

I rolled his eyes, "...Laugh all you want it's true" She couldn't breathe after laughing so hard her back looked like it hurt a bit, Just then the nurse came by and saw her laughing so hard and asked, "What's so funny dear?" Shit, she isn't supposed to know since she's human. "I was just telling her a joke to cheer her up ma'am" "May I hear it?' Shiiiiit

"Remember that the other shoe slipped from his foot and was carried away by the waves to the shore." Their laughter exploded together in the silence of Ezra's forest house. Mila was very entertained by Felix's ridiculous jokes. At least that can relieve a little of her irritation at what Jonas is doing today. “Stupid joke. Where did you get that idea?” Felix tapped his temple. "From here. It's better than us wasting our time crying over Ezra's death." "I'm not sure Ezra would be happy if he was made the butt of a joke." “When else can we make fun of him like that, hmm? Are you feeling better now?”

"Did you know the cockroach is the most handsome creature in the world?" "Why?" - Shin. "Because, just when the cockroach walks, someone is already screaming and, when it lands on you, they still thrilled it with a jump-Aahh!" I shouted, then stood up. "Hahaha... you're right, your joke about the cockroach is funny-hahaha ..." Supposing that Shin threw a cockroach at me, I was surprised and stood up. "Shut up!" I said, in irritation. "Okay! Okay! I will stop, but that joke of yours isn't good. Aren't there any more funny jokes?"

The room went dead quiet when I said I would take the prize, but that quiet did not last. A second later, laughter thundered through the air. Lily Smith was the loudest, doubling over with tears streaming from her eyes. "How else could she be the top seller?" she cackled. "A woman like her has to have skin as thick as a rhino." I ignored her snide comments and kept my cool. "Just to be clear," I said, "since the company so generously 'rewarded' me with bathroom duty, that's all I'll be doing for the next three days. Everything else is off my plate."