The Lazy Man Novels & Stories

said the man Zed sat down on a stool and imagined the scene upside down: the gentleman was going to look for bandits to rob or kill him while he was quietly waiting for them. He wanted to get out and run away, but another idea told him it wasn't necessary. After a lapse of time that seemed to zed a whole eternity, the gentleman appeared followed by a very fat and slender woman. She was so tanned that all of her features stood out in the dim lamplight.

"That's my boss Zachary Evans and that's his Grandmother. He's a fine piece of ass.. Everyone thinks so" "I wouldn't know."I placed the photo back down on the sideboard beside the ornaments. Of course i thought the man was handsome, but after everything that's happened the last two years I didn't want to even think about another man in that way. "You don't swing that way either?"She asked. "No, I do." "Giving up on men?" "I guess so, it's hard to trust anyone these days."I turned and looked at her."That thing people say about finding the one.. It's just one huge joke."

one of them says to the other. "Pardon my manners, I'm Elaine, Nathan's cousin" she plasters a fake smile on her face and I roll my eyes. I'm trying not to embarrass Nathan's grand mom but this girls here have to do something about their fake appearance. I mean, if a doll is a person, it would be Elaine. "Well I came to see who Nathan married, I was surprised because Nathan doesn't commit to anyone, he cannot love anyone just have that in mind" she smirks and walks away with her little minion like she just successfully broke a happy marriage.

She's looking for a new book to buy. "Sorry, miss. I didn't mean to-" "Look where you're going, dumbass! Damn poor people! No brains, no manners, and definitely no bath!" She said, insulting the guy. "Hey, that's enough. He said sorry already. You don't have to be rude." A woman passing by stopped in front of them and spoke for the guy. "Yeah, right. Keep walking. You're going to be late for your awful, low-paying job." Ava responded full of confidence.

Chapter 1. The beginning of madness Any story begins with birth, but the story of this madman arose long before his birth. He could not even imagine that it would happen to him, not even a tragedy, but a Comedy. Although for him, even Comedy has become a tragedy. Is it possible for a person to survive in the circumstances in which he found himself? Is it possible to remain human if everyone despises you-even those you love? Is it possible to go all the way to the final – to the death? This will be told by the madman himself, because he has no other choice. He will tell the story of his life, not because he wants to be pitied. He wants his story to be heard by people who have lost heart and s

He had a plastered leg, which must have been why he had gone missing for days. But he wasn't giving up on me, as he was willing to get close in broad daylight, instead of just missing me. With that in mind, I smiled and nodded. "Of course, I have plenty of time. I didn't know you were such a kind man, Mr. Lopez." Hearing my praise, Zac's pale cheeks flushed in embarrassment. "I just can't help it. Poor creature…"

In truth, it was never a plan—only a desperate man’s last, flailing struggle. I calculated the days. Thayer’s deadline for repayment was approaching. During this forced isolation, my parents were undoubtedly frantic with worry. Yet this was the consequence of their own indulgence—it was nothing but poetic justice. Outside, the autumn wind tossed the leaves of the trees against the glass with a soft rustle. I locked the files into the safe and turned to look at the photo on the wall: Seraphina holding her elephant plushie. Her smile revealed tiny dimples, sunlight filtering through the soft strands of her hair, scattering delicate patches of light across her cheeks.

Just as he picked up a plate left on the table, everything vanished. "You're the fastest to fail!" A gleeful voice rang out, momentarily throwing Felix's mind into confusion. Hadn't he just been home, finishing dinner with Nerissa? Hadn't he just been about to clean up the table? The voice belonged to a middle-aged man in worn-out slippers. His clothes were filthy and disheveled. He was lazily picking his nose, and his unkempt hair was a complete mess. "You're the gatekeeper?" Felix asked. The man casually flicked his freshly picked booger into his mouth before replying, "Yep. Welcome to the House of Sloth. I'm the gatekeeper here. But too bad for you. You already lost."

Feeling exhausted, he takes off his shoes and his dirty shirt, and then begins to take off his pants. Just as he is about to unzip his pants, he sees the tiny woman in a large bed, sleeping peacefully, while the light breeze moves her hair. The man smiles and denies that she is beautiful. “That woman is a danger” whispers the man trying to take his shirt and leave the room, but, the excitement invades him completely and therefore, he hesitates to leave. She got tired of waiting for me. I should just lie down a little and with her scent relax. That's all I'm going to do; I'll sleep' he says to himself mentally, returning to the room, where he immediately lies down on the bed.

I dragged the 'everything' so he would realise he was really going to stay and wait till they were all done talking and presently their reports. "You will be blamed if it turns out that Natalia is out in this rain drenched and shivery waiting for you in the bushes to arrive and take her home." "Oh please, this is not the first time you have tricked me, making silly mysterious scenarios so you would escape the lecture. What woman would want a man whose wolf is as lazy as a Panda, maybe I should start referring to you as a Panda." "You're the one who is a lazy ass panda and an almost disgusting human." He retorted angrily with even worse words, still panting and breathing like a dog that had g