This Is Ridiculous Novels & Stories

𝗚𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝘆 𝘁𝗲𝗲𝘁𝗵, 𝗜 𝗰𝗹𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗱 𝗺𝘆 𝗲𝘆𝗲𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘆𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗶𝗻 𝗳𝗿𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻. '𝘚𝘵𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥!! 𝘚𝘵𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥!! 𝘚𝘵𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥!! 𝘞𝘏𝘠?!! � �𝘏𝘠 𝘋𝘐𝘋 𝘐 𝘚𝘈𝘠 𝘛𝘏𝘈𝘛?!!!'

She looks Chris up and down. "He is definitely more rogue than king." She says. Everyone in our group begins laughing, but the others look confused. "What do you mean?" Docia asks. "Martina, why don't you tell them your theory." I wink at her even as I hear the men groan. "So I have a theory that no one will allow me to prove. I think men's penis sizes are based on rank. So the king would have the biggest, and the rogues would have the smallest. Chris looks more rogue than king to me. Now, would anyone like to prove me wrong?" She pulls out her measuring tape. Adrian and Victoria look at each other before throwing their heads back and laughing loudly.

Zion I took the microphone from the DJ ready to disgrace Lydia. I will make her life miserable. She thought she will insult me and i will let her, she's clearly mistaken. "hello everyone thank you all for coming I will like to make a piece of announcement" I looked at her she's feeling nervous. She turned to leave but I stopped her by talking again "hey where do you think you're going or are you afraid of what am going to say" I smirked, I saw the fury I her eyes but that does not stopped me from talking.

This was really ridiculous, the bags were full of different clothes and shoes. "But how did he know my size?", She asked herself when she realized that horror of horrors there were even bras and knickers infant not knickers but different see me through lace thongs and their matching bras. " This is ridiculous , who the hell does he think he is to buy me this , am not a bitch", effusing under her breath she walked out of her room with tingles of anger flowing in her body.

I was being petty because he knew that I was mad. I decided to just go to the movies to calm my nerves. They was playing all the old goodies. I watched This Christmas with Chris Brown starring in it. I love that movie It always make me laugh. When the movie ended, i started to go back home but decided to ride around instead.

When all others were agreeing upon her suggestion, Rudha was flabbergasted. "Wtf?! Just like that? I mean I had dug efforts in kidnapping her. Let's ask for some ransom atleast." Rudha tried to make his point understand through. They all looked at him as if he had gone insane. Some even let out sarcastic laughters at his words. "Ransom?" One of them mocked, "From him?" They all chuckled. "That rich army brat won't spend a penny on us. Infact, he will make us pennyless for kidnapping his family."

fingers cross, please believe me Bess. "Ehhh online class. What kind of class is it? You are doing extra work on weekends wow!" Gahd, it doesn't look like all is going according to plan. Dianna thinks, think... AHA! "Ouch Bess my stomach hurts so bad, it's killing me" putting my act on with me holding my stomach and facial expressions "H-ha? Oh no, go to the restroom quick right now." "O-Oh! I mean. No need Bess... It looks like LBM, far worse. I don't want your toilet to get clogged by me."

" I threw them on the table and sighed. "What the hell is this? Don't they have any work to do other than invading others' privacy? Bloody morons, putting assumptions without any basis."

Libia pouted and got up from the bed. "That’s not true," she objected. "What mature person gets into these kinds of problems?" He spread his hands, mocking her. The girl crossed her arms. "I just wanted to take care of my business," she said, raising her voice. "I don’t give a damn; you ruined my plans," he reminded her. "So, your idea was to kidnap my aunt and kill her? You know that’s illegal!" "Lower your voice," Lison growled. What right did this idiot have to raise her voice at him? Giving her a bit of slack had made her get out of control.

with me. this strange man was really getting on my nerves and i didn’t know what to do about it. he truly believed i was something i wasn’t. “no, sir you must be the stupid one, because i don’t know how many times i have to tell you in order for it to get through that skull of yours, i’m not what you’re looking for i’m ordinary and human. there’s nothing special about me...it’s a waste of your time and funding. i’m not some creature found in children’s nightmares.”