That's Hilarious That's Horrible Novels & Stories

My back slides down the door as I rest my arms on my knees and cry into my hands. My body hurts like hell, I feel like I got ran over by a truck and then hit by an 18wheeler. The pain was unbearable, to the point where words couldn't describe the amount of pain my body was enduring right now. But nothing hurt as bad as my heart did.

“I just want someone to tell me what I’m doing wrong and help me fix it so I can be better for us than go and cheat on me and expect me to stay. Or just make it plain you do not want me. That’s never going to happen. Like Satan never going to heaven again, yeah, that’s me not getting back with your cheating lying ass.” “Well I sense a tension building from this topic so let’s talk about you,” William changed the subject. “I’m just like how you see me, which is love getting on your nerves, making others happy, taking photos, writing, editing, cooking and spending quality time with Amber,” she replied. “I don’t know if I’m the blind one that in the end scooby doo is always right.” “Scooby Doo

Jоеl сhuсklеd lоudlу оbvіоuѕlу fіndіng the whоlе thіng соmрlеtеlу аnd uttеrlу hіlаrіоuѕ. “It’ѕ nоt funny, Jоеl,” I fumеd, соmрlеtеlу еmbаrrаѕѕеd by thе fасt thеу knеw whаt I ѕоundеd like in the moment. “Oh іt іѕ, Iz, come on, сrасk a ѕmіlе,” hе tеаѕеd.

The whole thing was just a sick, twisted joke. "Hahaha... omg y'all are so so funny."

Lust! I push against his furry chest. “Dear goddess, get a hold on yourself! You can’t be all I will eat you alive one minute and I will fuck you right now and right here the next!” I scold him, feeling very exposed right now, laying underneath him the way I do. A low rumbling sound comes from the depths of him, it almost sounds like he is laughing at me. “Oh, he is laughing at you.” Alexis’ chuckles and I roll my eyes.

"The most painful and the saddest truth of my life was I love them both......" Yes, i love them both and I can't choose my life with either one of them. They have equal halves in my heart and I can't make my own choice. These thoughts killed me the whole night and I didn't had a little bit sleep that night.It was the most painful night that I ever had which passed with my tears.I fell asleep with my deep thoughts and painful eyes....

The cold seemed to come from everywhere. “Was it her?”Polly asked.”The woman in the portrait,the one I showed you?” “No,”Ginny said,obviously fighting back the hot tears stinging at her eyes.”It was someone else.Something else.Something dark and evil.After I was dressed,I sat in front of the mirror,to put my lipstick on and I saw her in it,she came out of the wall,filthy and haggard..she smiled..her teeth were rotten and she pointed her finger towards me…I was so frightened Polly,there were shadows all around her.She was evil.Whatever is in this house is evil…pure evil!”

The kind of laugh that takes over your whole body, and I had to hold onto the counter and I could feel tears starting at the corners of my eyes and I was laughing too hard to feel even slightly bad about it. Grey watched me for a moment. Then he started laughing too, leaning back against the counter with his arms crossed and his head dropping slightly and his whole face involved in it, and the two of us stood in Matteo's destroyed kitchen laughing at the burnt undercooked eggs and the flour that had come from nowhere and the rice that had nearly escaped the pot. "This is genuinely terrible," he said when he could speak. "It is so bad," I agreed, wiping my eyes. "It is impressively bad. Most

Terrifying. “…and it’s worse than the cycle.”

I loved it so much that I became addicted to its nutrients and the pain it brought. That... That was the most hilarious part. If the word hilarious could be used in the context.