This Is Ridiculous Novels & Stories

(Vivienne) "Are you kidding me? no wait...do you think I'm a fool?" she was being ridiculous, it was preposterous and foolish of Monica to think I'd fall for her words. People didn't just turn all goodie overnight and here she was acting as if she las if d me like few her by now, she despised me and wanted me away from Victor

He flicked his tail against the cushion, impatient, as if to say, Come on, idiot, she’s waiting. I rubbed a hand over my face and stared at the blinking dots on my phone. Carolina’s last message had been another whirlwind, something about how brigadeiro could fix global crises if world leaders would sit down with chocolate and condensed milk. I’d typed three different replies, deleted all of them, and now sat here like a rookie staring down his first call. “This is ridiculous,” I muttered. Goose meowed. Agreement, probably. Before I could overthink myself out of it, my thumbs moved:

If he is not the one to knock at the door, Who the hell is then outside? That means that George is not the one to knock. Suddenly, a rough voice came from outside. But, I have never heard that voice before. I can hear Regina and Ryan shouting at each other. They were panicking and blaming each other for what they have done. I think this is the very right time for the second step of my Plan. I should quickly upload the video in I*******m well as in F******k using an fake Id.

“ It’s very possible, just hard to attain, “ he huskily said. I could tell from the tone of his voice his mood had gone down. I wonder if it had anything to do with his mother. He slammed the cooler shut and walked away. “ Next time slam it a little harder, “ JJ shouted. Why couldn’t he just shut up sometimes? One day, he was going to say that to the wrong person and get killed. “ So, who do you think would win in a fight? Katherine or Ethan? “ Maya said brushing her ass against JJ’s pants. JJ carefully shooed her away and she sat and pouted on the cooler. “ Ethan, have you seen his muscles? “ Mabel swooned. I had the urge to beat the shit out of her for betraying me. How could everyone thin

Gideon took the box and flicked the lid open to reveal a massive flawless diamond ring that sparkled with intimidating brilliance under the ambient lights. Maren stared at the obscene piece of jewelry and felt her throat tighten with a sudden overwhelming sense of dread. The ring looked heavy enough to drag her straight down to the bottom of the ocean and drown her in a sea of billionaire politics. "That stone is ridiculous, and nobody will believe a man like you bought something so extravagant without a hidden motive," Maren protested while taking a reluctant step backward.

already daydreaming about ahad - said Ira with half teasing and half mischief looks at me. And I gave them my not so famous I-will-kill-you look. "shut the hell up you fools - I said glaring at them. Why all are teasing me. Urghh!! I am literally irritated with the act of them. "ohho Izzy appi why you being irritated - asked Noor. "No yarr Noor I am irritated. Why all are pampering me like I am a fragile Doll and I am gonna be dead or going on a war - I asked being irritated by there pampering.

And I didn't even bother to check the title of the ad before letting it go like a smoke to the wind. SHIT. I frustratedly scratch my hair scrolling through the Craigslist with desperation. This is a very clear evidence that the entire universe is definitely against me. Oh yes it is so clear and visible now. That is an opportunity that comes once in a while and I had it within my fucking grasp only for it to..... shit.

"You want me to apologize to a disgusting gay man? Dream on! It's a real shame that the Damien Family has someone like you! How sickening! You embarrass the entire family! You're just as repulsive as Thomas!" How dare she say that Linux is repulsive? Hilda found Sahara all the more repulsive. Pressing her head and face against the ground, Hilda rained punches and kicks on her. Yet, Sahara didn't dare make a single peep, afraid that she'd attract attention and humiliate herself.

Please, let this be a joke. "Exactly and I'm serious." He says like he's reading my mind. "Oh, I... I'm really s-sorry. I'll bring it back when I get dressed." I stutter and overthink the words I just spoke out loud. I should let it wash first of course. When I'm nervous I sometimes talk weird stuff and stutter all the time. I hate to show it like this.

A small audience of twenty women and five men start clapping and I give them a wave. "Welcome back ladies and gentlemen to the 'The Red Flags' I hope you had a great weekend. I sure did." I say making a wild expression making the audience laugh. "Last week we had a complaint from Catherine Gross and we got to expose her boyfriend, Dan. Let's see how it went."