This Is Ridiculous Novels & Stories

"Not now." "Ava, you need to see this right now." Mia held out her phone. It was the school's anonymous gossip account, the one that posted screenshots and commentary and occasionally video, and it had already posted about the exchange, a ten-second clip someone had filmed from the bleachers, Mason's voice clear and sharp: *You're just so afraid of being ordinary that you've made yourself impossible to be around.* The caption read: *THE WAR CONTINUES. Round three goes to Reed??? Comment your scores.*

Just the frantic rise and fall of my own chest. “This isn’t funny,” I said, louder. “If this is some… some experimental therapy, or a YouTube social experiment—” No camera. No crew. No exit door but the one that led back out into the white nothing. Grief, shock, fury, sheer *ridiculousness* of it all welled up at once.

A muffled laugh broke the dead silence, and she found the cause of said laughter with his hands clapped over his mouth, blue eyes dancing as he desperately fought the urge to give in and laugh at the expense of his friend. Unfortunately, all it took was Lisa raising one perfectly plucked eyebrow for him to lose it completely. "HAHAHA! SHE CALLED YOU PLASTIC FANTASTIC, DAMON, YOUR MATE...PLASTIC FANTASTIC!!!" Mate, what!?! "Listen here, Goofy, I am not mates with Mr. Plastic, hell I don't even know him, and while I'm flattered that my mere voice causes you to go into hysterics, I need to find my classes, so if you would just move your hero-worshipping harem along I would like to get inside, c

Fuck it! "Damn, that's... That's an absurdity. For what? For business? Is their money not enough? They lost you for almost four years and begged for you to come back to them and this is how they treat you to make it up? They are certainly the worst." My sister blurted out and I know it's so fucking terrifying and full of bullshit.

His words tumbled out of his beutiful mouth sounding harsh in my ears. I felt like something had struck me flat knocking me on the ground,nobody ,I mean nobody have ever called me a moron,I immediately hate him and withdrew all the compliments I had thought of him. He wasn't an angel but a dick wiessel. Yes,a dick wiessel. “Are you crazy or something” He spoke again this time looking at me with disdain . “You are the one who is crazy ” I suddenly stated before closing my mouth as the fabric of reality struck me,he was supposed to be my boss .

I looked at her in oblivion. " Willow Green is the capital for rumours. People will imagine stuff more than what you did when I entered the room and I don't want you to give that headache to me, because she doesn't give a shit,but I do. If they talk rubbish,I want to kick their asses and in order to save them, you gotta wear this. "

He smiled warily I almost puke "You are crazy,you went as far as kidnapping me by yourself!"I shake my head "Yes , I am crazy,I am crazily in love with you!" I spat on his face He has gone crazy,he is deranged, I need to show him ,he has no chance with me He shake due to the unexpectedness ,The thugs scoff and growl at me angrily "You make me puke!,If all the men in this world was gone ,I will never go for you ,I will never love you! ,You disgust me"I said in anger

He couldn’t even voice his absurd thoughts out loud! Blackie could only thicken his face and employ his fine craft of bullshitting, “Are you trying to say that your own brother-in-law, who is getting married to your sister in mere days, is scheming on how to do inappropriate things to you instead of your sister? Are you aware of how ridiculous that sounds?” Noah jumped like a cat who had its tail stepped on, hurrying to refute, “That’s not what I meant! I meant… I meant…” Noah struggled to make sense of his own chaotic thoughts, “…my peculiarities as a worldborn… that… that…”

I gestured to her, "definitely isn't reason. You are without reason!" "Because you can do such bullshit, you believe that everybody can and that's what is really wrong with everyone. Just because you are crazy enough to pull such bullshit, you want to believe that everybody can and even aligning issues just so that it would fit into your idea of them. You're crazy, for real". She looked around, shaking her head slightly but I didn't care if she was in any way disappointed that I did not buy into her bullshit. I didn't want to do that.

"And now, ten years later, after you finally get free of that Sinclair cage, you find out he's the younger brother of your shitty ex-husband?" She shook her head in disbelief, her dark curls bouncing with the movement. "Hollywood really needs to learn from this. This would make a blockbuster. People would pay twenty dollars just for the popcorn to watch this drama unfold." I let out a wet, jagged sound that was half-sob, half-laugh. The absurdity of it all hit me like a wave. It was so ridiculous that if I read it in a book, I'd probably throw it across the room for being "unrealistic." But it was my reality… messy, complicated, and painfully real. Life had a cruel sense of humor, it seemed.