Today Is Slap An Idiot Day Novels & Stories

I groaned loudly and slapped myself in the head at my stellar stupidity. Fuck, I really need to get laid. * * * - - - - - To Be Continued - - - - -

* Flashback * It's my 10th birthday and I still have to do the house chores. I learnt how to clean when I turned 8. It was either that or continue to get punishments meant for other pack members. Today is a Saturday, so everyone in the pack is home. As I move from room to room, I can hear all the whispers 'ugly, useless, worthless, fat, slut' and any other demeaning word they could come up with. I could never work out why they insisted on calling me a slut. I was only 10.

I slapped my forehead repeatedly . I was so foolish. I should have known she was the one when she said the next time I slap her will be my last day in the school. I even taunted her about being the most powerful and rich man's daughter Gosh! I am so stupid . I took my phone and logged in on my I*******m account . Her photos where everywhere with different #harshtags Geez. Tears blocked my view at I dropped my phone besides me. I will have to act timidly as from tommorow.

He says it so matter-of-factly as though I should know what day it is, I honestly panic a bit. “Huh? It is...?” “Atlas... today is... my... day off...” I fell silent and after a moment of silence he burst into a fit of laughter and I’ve never wished for anything more in my life than to be able to punch him right now. “You absolute idiot.” I retort through gritted teeth.

He rubbed his eyes and looked at me with a smile. "Guess what day it is today." I said. He took his phone and looked at something. "It's Saturday, November 10. Why?" "Why?" I scratched my head, why? Did he forget my birthday? Hey, it's impossible for him to forget my birthday, when it was my birthday, he gave me a slap on the cheek. oh, isn't it the best gift yum, that's the most special gift for me. His face is just innocent as if he doesn't really know anything.

Is he trying to be funny? “And the only topic you could pick up to have a talk with me about is just my nightmare? Do you think I am stupid or what?” I snap. The jerk smirks. smirk that earns him a resounding heavy slap from me. And it lands perfectly on his hard face. But instead of my slap shutting him up, it raptured him into deafening laughter. “I am not stupid, Morgan, or whoever you said your name is. Who sent you?” I ask.

**************** Emma's POV I am married to an idiot. Yes, idiot. Why an idiot, you might ask. Well, I wanted to go out on a date tonight, just me and him but my idiot husband mentioned that he already had plans to meet up with old friends and asked me to tag along as they will bring their wives as well. Idiot. If I haven't promised myself not to use my knives tonight, I would've gladly pushed one up his throat at the moment. Fucking idiot.

These idiots were mere humans. I walked over to my love and pushed the boy to the side. J’s eyes were wide in shock or disbelief as she continued to stare at me. My eyes reddened in anger, my jaws clenched when I saw her naked in front of the idiot. “She's mine, get away from her!” The idiot yelled and was about to rush to me when I turned and gave him a very heavy slap that caused him to fall to the ground.

He tried to explain to her "Oh really why didn't you let her fall down ? why are you going to be the one to save her tell me Liam do you like her? She asked already forming a crocodile's tears eeeww she's annoying. I thank Liam and was about to go my way before facing another drama but i think i made a mistake by doing that cause she held and slap me like slap me why exactly did she do that? "Jina what the meaning of that it wasn't her fault" Liam asked. " she's a bitch i know her she was the fool who pushed me" she said fuming Like seriously why am i having a bad day today again? three slaps in a week isn't this bad ? After meeting Mary today i thought my day was going great well it was to

A slap landed on Nina's cheek, Nina had been slapped twice today, but this second time was so hard that the corner of her lip was bleeding and stinging. "Take this old lady to a mental hospital," someone said.