Today Is Slap An Idiot Day Novels & Stories

My vapidness would love to smack some sense in him. ‘Cheers!’ Another wrote with clinking glasses. His teeth would look better on the ground or better as toppings. ‘Can I have some?’ The following goes on. I'd like to have some of your arteries too. ‘Cheap drunks!’ You think you can afford the cheap in the wildest of your dreams. The netizens had a gala day sharing memes amongst themselves. I have become a laughingstock. It ranges from hilarious to disgustingly vulgar. For what? For outspeaking and spitting facts at a jerk's face. For standing up by the side of a vampiress who is forced to become his sex slave. For having opinions that do not reconcile. For wanting to be admired.

"What else would it be?" That simple answer landed like a punch. She swayed. Then stumbled forward a step. It looked like she wanted to grab his sleeve and demand an explanation. Or maybe slap him. In the end, she did neither. She just stood there and laughed. A broken, miserable sound. "You've been waiting for this day the whole time. Back at that nightclub, when she slapped you... that's when you started noticing her, wasn't it?" My fingers tightened. I expected Matt to deny it.

"How…how dare you hit me!" Jada was completely stunned when Larry slapped her in the face. and she could feel her head ringing from the aftermath. She had never been slapped since young and her parents spoiled her rotten, but she the three slaps in just two days, one by Severin the previous night, then by Maurice just several minutes ago, and finally by Larry. If there was ever a title of 'Professional Slap-Receiver', she would probably be the first to get it.

“Where did this idiot come from? How dare you talk nonsense here?” “Sonia, is your friend crazy? How dare he speak ill of Simon-Tooke like this? I’m telling you, you’d better rein him in well. I’m afraid he’ll die on the spot if Mr. Mitchell hears him!” “It’s clear at a glance that this guy is an idiot. He doesn’t know sh*t but dares to talk nonsense here. He must have a death wish.” “Forget it, don’t get worked up over an idiot...”

“You're not allowed to eat anything till tomorrow's evening, you stupid glutton.” “You are so ugly, don't tell anyone I'm your mother.” “Where did you get this stupid figure from? You don't resemble me at all.” “You want love? Why don't you try getting five sizes smaller first.” “You ugly fat thing, when a pretty woman slaps you, you apologize first. Why? Because she's better than you.” “You really thought I would love a fat girl like you? I just used you to get closer to your friend. Get over yourself.”

So there I was, standing in the middle of a chaotic scene that felt like it had been ripped straight out of a telenovela. I rubbed my face, which was now emitting more heat than a jalapeño on a summer day. Why? Oh, just because someone decided to give me a warm welcome in the form of a well-executed slap. You know, just another day in the glamorous life of Melissa, the slap magnet.

Adrian replied and not understanding what Chad Marley meant. “Okay, I’ll make my statement clear. You yourself said this job was petty and only done by stupid people. While you yourself can not do the work, you call trivial. That means you mmmm —” Chad stopped what he was saying and waved his index finger in his face, as if to confirm something. “It means you’re an idiot, because people who do this kind of work are idiots, people who can’t do it are idiots of course,” Chad added strikingly, and made Adrian emotional.

SLAP! She slapped the first guy really hard. SLAP! She did to the second guy. SLAP! and the third guy. “Next time, before you do something, you would lrwrn to use your brain. Now, leave my room !” “We..we are sorry!” The first guy said as he couldn’t wait to get out and nurse his hurting cheek. “You stay in here for 10 seconds more, you are dead!” Scarlett deadpanned and they hurriedly left the room.

I hate been in the dark so am only going to find the answers to my questions somewhere else since none of my park mates are ready to tell me the truth'. And Sabastien became quiet 'And why are you so quiet now, you've finally gotten my point huh?'. (YEAH AND I JUST REALIZED THAT THE WORD 'IDIOT' IS NO LONGER SUITABLE IN DESCRIBING SOMEONE LIKE YOU). I slapped my forehead 'And here I was thinking you would be understanding for once in your spirit life'. (I AM UNDERSTANDING, I ALWAYS TRY MY BEST TO PUT YOU THROUGH THE RIGHT PATH SINCE AM OBVIOUSLY THE ONE WITH MORE BRAIN).

Stupid guy! He didn't just tag alone, he also stated some words; 'When you meet the right, hot, person. You've got it all. Fuck that useless git.' Wow. Useless? Git? Fuck? This guy was so stupid. He didn't have to insult me so bad. He at least knew I was so emotional. But duh, he didn't even care about my feelings. He was indeed a really smart, and pretentious guy. He played so bad. But thankfully, I didn't release my gem to him.