Today Is Slap An Idiot Day Novels & Stories

"Are you blind or something? Can't you watch where you going to " The idiot shouted at me without even apologizing for bumping into me. I immediately stood up. " You are mad, infact you are sick in the brain. Can't you say sorry? You are the one that bumped into me". I fumed, I hated it when people acted rude and arrogant. It's an everyday thing in this school with these spoilt rich kids , but I wasn't gonna take shit from anyone today. And the worst part is that the idiot turned out to be a science student and my classmate at that. His Golden Smith, the Academic prefect .

It's so strange and contagious and soon I'm laughing too. "I'm an idiot." I say getting off the ground. "You're an idiot." "I'm pathetic." "You're pathetic." "But I'm gonna learn this." "Ofcourse you are. Now get to it. We don't have all day Christmas. Bring out those dancing feet." He commands. "Asshat," I mutter with a smile getting ready to humiliate myself again. "One two three. Action!" -------------

“Sophia, I’m sorry, I…I didn’t mean…here, take my hand.” The pity in his tone was worse than the fall itself. I slapped his hand away, rage burning hot through me. “Don’t touch me, you drunk idiot!” I spat, then raised my hand and slapped him across the face. The crack silenced the laughter for a beat, then set off another round of whispers.

Seemingly overnight, I received a ton of private messages on one of my social media platforms. They were all from strangers who called me an ingrate and claimed I was a fool—a love-addled fool who didn't know what was good for me. Their insults left me feeling outraged and indignant. Amid my confusion, I saw a video Natasha posted. It turned out that she had been posting videos about me online, claiming I was her love-addled brain dorm mate who dedicated my entire life to my boyfriend.

Mad girl thank goodness the house is well ventilated and well fenced I grab her eventually, mistakingly tumbling over her on the floor. " Get off me you fool " I sit up on her slapping her face but not so hard, I Dodge when she tries to retaliate " Idiot " I slap her again " I'll scream that you're raping me " " How am I? Just busy trying to teach you this idiot a lesson " " But you're sitting on my .. my stomach " she groans trying to push me off " Nope. I'm sitting right on your pussy. Didn't you read biology in school? It's actually called vagina. Oh I forgot you didn't finish school "

The idiot would laugh or chuckle or mock my attempts at setting him straight. "Mahn, you are in a rotten mood today," the jackass had the nerve to whistle. " Lemme guess-" "Please don't," I grunted. Of course, he ignored my protests anyway and went right on ahead to say whatever shit he wanted. "You're sex-starved. I'll bet you haven't had a woman beat your meat in years!"

he stressed taken by the contagious laughter that could be heard gushing from his throat. The shame hit me instantly, because the truth did not matter what he could do against me, but, from there to lashing out against Ivanty who had never done anything to him that he did not deserve was a limit that I had exceeded and this time I was not going to let it pass as if nothing. Without delay I approached him and after inferring tremendous slap against his left cheek I looked at him with something of obvious threat "you're an idiot. "

I saw those two girls in front of me and I blame myself for believing this arrogant idiot is of any use. The weather is so chilling that you get cold easily if you stay outdoors for an hour and this idiot wore a sleeveless and above knee-length dress. I can clear the goosebumps on her hands. I can never ever imagine the range of this girl's stupidity. Should I call her dumb or stupid or idiot or arrogant? I guess every word suits her now. Gosh, I can see her hiding the facial expression and stiffness that was caused because of cold.

“You two are a pair of idiots.” Isaac pulled a face. “How rude, bro. We’re not idiots.” He pointed a finger at Noah. “You’re the idiot who doesn’t stop your friend from bullying me. From this moment on, I declare that you are no longer my bro because you neglected your duty to protect me.”

I said and poke his cheek “I hate you, animal, nuthead, dickhead” “You have kissed hundreds of girls but just one night I went out with someone you're already ignoring me, how did you think I felt all those years I loved you secretly but watch you date different girls everyday and I'm just in the dark being your best friend because I was afraid of losing you, the fuck I never knew that an idiotic bastard like you already knew I was your mate yet you kept it hidden and live as you want, and even when I found out what did you do, you still chose to live as you want, motherfucker” I groan and landed a calm slap on his cheek