Fake dating the captain
We sat there quiet for a bit, the silence heavy, and then I started talking, rambling really, about the old times, "Remember that road trip to the beach, when your car broke down and we had to hitchhike with that weird trucker guy who kept singing off-key country songs? You laughed so hard you snorted soda out your nose, and I teased you about it for weeks."
He chuckled, leaning back, "Yeah, and you were the one who flirted with him to get us a ride, batting your eyes like some movie star, and then you freaked out when he asked for your number. God, that was hilarious. Or that time we snuck into the abandoned warehouse, spray-painting dumb hearts everywhere, and the cops showed up, we ran li