Twilight Spoofs Novels & Stories

Sequel to 'Amidst Chaos' but can be read as a stand-alone also. Happy Reading! I watched the people around me having a good time as I kept chugging on drink after drink to drown my sorrows and pain. It was a little early to be drinking at a bar but I didn't give a shit. I could see people giving me weird stares at my attire. I mean, of course, it wasn't normal to see a guy dressed in a tux at a bar, drinking like a maniac, at this time of the day.

Winston spoke coldly from the side: "Are you just spooked, talking nonsense? There was no werewolf; I saved you from a wild animal." Dani nodded: "That's right, I saw you being carried out by your coworker, Emily. You shouldn't watch so many scary sci-fi movies... See, you've started to have delusions." Emily was insistent: "No, there was a werewolf! He even knew my name! That's right, and he was the handsome guy we saw on the subway this morning!" Dani became even more convinced that Emily was making things up: "What are you talking about? Your coworker is right; you must be just spooked."

Twilight answered, ironically. Karim looked at him, annoyed. This raven was too much into his vision. "Beware of talking bird, if not, I can put you in the pot in a second." he threatened, showing his teeth. "Hunf." Twilight said, turning his face. " But, nonsense, threaten a raven as important as me. And anyway, I’d be delicious to eat. But you couldn’t hold me in a pot, after all, your children’s magic can’t compare to my lord’s magic."

This way, they would just think that it was a couple of vampires having a conversation amongst themselves. Once I printed out that fake conversation, I went to the kitchen where I made a really strong coffee and the clock said that it was only 1am in the morning. I went back to the office and I saw dad standing next to his office. “Sorry. I must have fallen asleep.” He said. “That’s alright. I’m glad you got some rest. Is she asleep?” I asked. “Yeah. She’s pretty pissed about you putting her in a cold shower.” He said.

Tara instinctively tried to dodge, but it was too late. A faintly sweet scent filled the air, and she inhaled several breaths before realizing. Wesley blocked the door, leaving her no choice but to retreat further into the room. Her voice was sharp with alarm. “What are you trying to do?” Wesley smirked, his laugh sinister. “What do you think?” With that, he sprayed her again several more times. Tara’s body started to feel hot, her heart racing. Her legs grew weak, and the flashing disco lights made her dizzy.

Andre even went so far as to yell, "Jane! I'm not dead. I'm your real fiancé, Andre! Come out and see me, Jane! I don't believe you've stopped loving me…" I opened the door and addressed everyone regretfully, "Look at this madman. He's delusional. Everyone knows my ex-fiancé died on the battlefield. How could he possibly be standing here now?" The crowd burst into laughter. "Exactly! How shameless of the Twilight pack to resort to such dirty tactics!" "In my opinion, Andre Ackhurst was never good enough for Jane anyway. His death is probably for the best. At least Jane stands a chance at happiness!" "Get lost! Don't stand in our way of courting Ms. Jane!"

Him being too close to her ruffled her composure and she became self-conscious, when he was comfortable enough, he pressed the play button and the movie Twilight saga started playing. "So you really do watch werewolf and vampire movies? Isn't that ironic? Don't you feel hmmm...off watching our kind being exaggerated? I wonder what or who inspired humans to produce these kinds of movies. Its not possible that they did not see us when we shift right?" Shirley gasped in surprise.

Twilight looked into the camera and said, "Everyone, I'm here to let you know that tomorrow's stock market will go down in history. Have fun!" Then, she raised her wine glass at the camera before the broadcast ended. Scarlett asked in confusion, "What … is Twilight trying to do?" Larissa frowned. She had a vague idea of Twilight's plans. Ambrose's expression was grim. He said, "Twilight has gone mad." Twilight first took advantage of the clones to control numerous wealthy people. But no one could tell if those individuals were still human. Nobody would know if they got cloned. Then, Twilight attacked the stock market.

He walks off to answer the door and I follow after him, since the kids are immersed in their cartoon. "Brandon!" I shriek when I see him, and launch myself into his arms. He twirls me around and I don't miss the ass grope. I know it's Geoff. I shoot him a look when Brandon puts me down. "How are you little flame?" "I'm great Bran. Come inside." The kids may have heard his voice because they come running into the foyer. "Uncle Bran!" They both latch themselves on to his legs. "I'm not Uncle Bran, silly kids. I'm the dinosaur who came to eat the little dumplings." He roars and pretends to eat them. The kids run away and he gives chase.

The late afternoon sunlight slanted across the room, golden and soft, but the heat between them wasn’t coming from the sun. It was in the way Zariah pressed closer to Imani, fingers tracing along her arm in slow, teasing circles that made her shiver, every nerve on edge. Malik’s hand rested firmly at Imani’s waist, steady, grounding, giving her the space to melt into the teasing warmth of Zariah without ever losing herself.