Twilight Spoofs Novels & Stories

A guy, a teenager , steps up though a lady behind him is stopping him. Ajax tilted his head to the side, playful smirk lingering on his lips. "You sure you know a lot, boy? Where are you when these group of filthy creatures execute their—" "Ajax stop!" Ajax turned his head in the direction of voice. The old vampire, how old is he and it's taking too long for him to die? "Wow. I'm being judged again." he sarcastically said though he's not affected by their judgements. "We'll postpone the wedding. The princess—"

My childhood best friend, Caelum Thornley, was staring at me with a particularly unfriendly look. "It's nice," I said, forcing a lazy smile. "Very cute, Ms. Ashby." Ms. Ashby nodded, pleased with herself. "See, I knew Sienna had the best taste!" "Ms. Ashby, I have a question," a hesitant voice called out from the back of the room. It was the academic rep. "Aren't admission tickets supposed to be printed in black and white? Will pink ones even be accepted?" The classroom went dead silent. Ms. Ashby's face fell. Her lip trembled, and her eyes turned red almost instantly.

“Diana, what on earth are you thinking? And trust me, I'm not poor. I have all the money and time in the world. I am a vampire, but I am never a poor thing.” She rolled her eyes. Poor thing! So innocent and stupid! “I'll pretend that I never heard you, okay? But my friends used to call me the human vampire of Twilight! " “I see now, you are talking about that silly movie about a vampire who shimmered in the sun? What was it again? A twilight?” She nodded her head, smiling. Finally,their conversation was going somewhere, she thought. “Those pathetic fools?” Her eyes widened, and she raised her eyebrow as if daring him to tell her how boring those movies were.

The room falling into silence around us. My eyes drift to his, his fiery orbs seem to look into the depths of my soul, like he could read every secret, both dark and light that resides there. A knowing smile spread on his face, momentarily lighting his handsome face before his expression returned to one of casual indifference, as if they were only discussing the weather. He moves his gaze to rest on my uncle, before he whispers into my ear. “Perhaps you may be entitled to the role of Princess of the Underworld after all.” With his last words playing in her ears, he moves back to sit in his chair. Falling into conversation with the man sat next to Lucas, who I have now found out is Malphas, L

His shirt was on his bare shoulder and droplets of sweat were sprinkled across his abs. I ran up to him and smacked that naked chest. “What the fuck was that, Louie?!!!” Your attempt to make me deaf?!” Then I punched at his stomach as he stood obediently taking my beating. “I was kidding.” I paused. “That was kidding?!!! No that wasn’t kidding!!!” “Then what was I doing?” He breathed deeply. “Say it. Out loud.” I couldn’t believe he just quoted Twilight, in that hushed tone no less. I wanted to laugh, forgetting about my anger, but I wouldn’t. I was trying my best not to point out that he was a werewolf. Not a vampire.

you're special and important. People want you. I stare at her before laughing in her face. - O that you are ? She smile. "You were so stupid, you let a whole family of wolves be right under the your nose. I roll my eyes. - Sorry I did not know that we lived in fucking Twilight. “Get over yourself. Vampires? Real? That it's a little crazy. My eyes widen. - This is insane?! More insane than you think I'm special? Eat a dick! ’ Pain erupts in my shoulder, but I’m not sure why because no one has touched me. I grab it

Hearing her scream my name, feeling her walls greedily milking my cock, watching her head throw back—all of it right before she exploded into another wave of blinding pleasure—made the monster inside me laugh again. My dark, triumphant laughter filled our bedroom as my little swan completely broke apart underneath me, beautifully ruined.

Tyler’s POV “Fifty Shades of Gray? That’s what we are going to watch?!” My little snow flower nodded like a beagle being asked by her master. “I thought we were going to watch a funny movie.” “This is a funny movie,” Elaine reasoned. “At least some part of it. The original trilogy is basically a fanfiction of Twilight, the movie we last watched.” “Twilight? The one where they portray vampires with diamond skin and werewolves that shift with clothes on?”

“They don’t always bite. Sometimes they touch. Sometimes they make you beg.” “They get stronger the more you want them. If they feed too much, it can change you.” Her throat went dry. She scrolled down to the comments. It was a storm of sarcasm and mockery: “Is this Twilight fanfic?” “Girl, get off Tumblr.” “Anything for likes these days, smh.” “Vampires feed on sexual desire? Tell him to come suck me dry 😏 lol” “Another delusional weirdo.” “You really need therapy, not a blog.”

Too much fun! We all cuddled on the sofas; the room was enormous to accommodate many people. Each of us cuddled with our mates or significant others. The girls and I decide for a laugh to play the movie Twilight. They cursed at the Vampires and were upset that Jacob (The wolf) did not get to be Bella's mate. I think I saw them crying, hey who am I to say? I laugh to myself. When the movie is over, I joke around 'Part two tomorrow nights. Here same time, same place." The girls giggle and the guy's boo. Nicolas and I head up to our room. I only say that because it almost seems like he has moved in.