Twilight Spoofs Novels & Stories

Werewolves did not look like that when they shifted. Sage grinned. "Twilight." "What?" I was confused. "It's how humans think werewolves are," Sage said, still smiling. "Isn't it great? They have a very good imagination!" "Uh huh," I replied. "What's next, vampires?" "Yup," Sage agreed. "There's vampires in this movie. And guess what. They sparkle in the sun." That was the biggest load of shit I'd ever heard in my life. "Say what now?" I shook my head. "You know what? Forget. It. Let's just go have dinner."

On the other hand, Dustine's life never been so wonderful there's always fighting and chaos everywhere he looked but because of Dawn and their kids, Solana and Kiran which means 'sunshine' and 'ray of light', they're indeed the brightest gift for them even though they preferred hiding in darkness. Darkness where they found each other's comfort and hide the identity that in reality won't ever be accepted and remain as fantasy. They were once afraid of light and always will be, but if it's the light that gave for them they will never want to hide in the darkness of pain, silence and fear. They wanted to be sought by Solana and Kiran's light forever and conquer the darkness that pushed them int

she looked up and gave a small smile great start. “Well, well, well if it isn’t the loud mouth new kid” well not the reply I was hoping for“My name is Gwen and I don’t like fantasy novels only the cliche ones” “Twilight is a great love story only without Jake though” she laughed really hard before she replied “Now that’s quite ironic coming from a werewolf” WAIT WHAT!!“how did you-“ “You werewolves are so easy to smell cause you stink up the place with your scent” she caught me neatly with that one but I’m not going to lose “And you vampires are always so lonely because you’re scared you’ll feed on your human friends “

“Padilla quoted me something like if I could dream at all. It wouldn’t be about you. I was stupid, and my mind went blank, but I tried to impress her. I said, Lao Tzu? She laughed at me like she really laughed at me, tears filling the corner of her eyes. That’s why I liked pissing her off.” I joined Kye in laughing. “Who said it?” “Edward fucking Cullen.” “Who’s that?” “A guy from Twilight.” “Twilight Zone?” Kye asked. “No. The Twilight Saga. I watched the entire series in one night. It was dumb and cringy but entertaining somehow. I mean, she died, came back to life so beautiful, and became a vampire.” “Okay.” I raised my hand. “We got it. So, you did that to Padilla?”

She was supposed to be morning for that old man but right now, he did not care about that. All he can feel was that his mate, Marina—though she did not know that—was enjoying her time with her. “This is so fun!” she said as her white cotton sundress was swirling around her body. Caleb smiled before he saw some of the unmated males of his pack was looking at his mate. He growled before they turned to look elsewhere. The folk festival was supposed to be the only place where the humans, local and tourist, to be mingling with the werewolves of the Shadow Pack. It was a treaty that has been going on for generations and it will be kept for generations more.

Finally, Ice is the first one to break the silence engulfing us. “At least Jace is coming with us,” She says. “And Bo’s friend.” “Yeah,” I smile. “Do you know anything about this witch?” She shoots up smiling. “Oh, Thank goddess. I didn’t want to be the one to say it. But he’s definitely been with her right?” I laugh. “What is it with our uncles and witches?” “Seriously!” she giggles. “I do get it though.” “Get what?” “The whole wolf-witch dynamic,” she says.

Sunday evening, Manila. The city lights flickered through the car window as Ainara leaned back on her pillow, phone pressed to her ear, a sleepy smile on her lips. “You’re so snobby,” she teased. “Excuse me?” Andres replied, mock-offended. “I just have standards.” “Standards that are all linen and leather?” “Standards that don’t include Snoopy pajamas at dinner.” She laughed. “You liked those pajamas.” “I liked what was inside them.”

She didn't wake him; instead, she quietly backed out and closed the door, sharing a knowing look with the butler. ~​Dawson Mansion ​Mr. Dubois, Woo Jin, and Dawson sat around a mahogany table, celebrating with premium scotch. ​"That was a masterpiece, Dawson," Dubois said, raising his glass. ​Dawson smiled, though it didn't reach his eyes. "It wasn't me. It was Woo Jin. The boy has a brilliant mind for destruction." ​"I haven't met you before, Woo Jin, but I like your style," Dubois laughed. "When does the case go to trial?"

"'YOUR' only lead, not ours. You should stop reading those Twilight novels. Next thing, you'll say Taylor Lautner entered your room in the night and whisked you away in his big strong arms." "Stay out of my fanfiction, Dorian! Knock it off!" Maddie growled and punched him on the arm. Scarlett blinked at the thought, Maddie reads Twilight Saga novels? And mostly, she favored werewolves over Vampires. Typical fangirl. But then she wondered if she could ask her if she had the Midnight Sun edition. "Well, I hypothesize that they're an extraterrestrial race posing as humans and they're looking for more hosts," Zack exclaimed.

“So, you know how supernatural beings like werewolves, vampires and stuff only exist in movies and books? They actually do exist, and Twilight and I are werewolves.” “You're messing with me, right?” “No.” “Twilight, is she serious?” “Dead serious. And you know how I am when I joke about something. Again, third-wheeling isn't my thing, so I'll leave you two to talk this out. I'll be in my room working on some stuff if you need me.” A few hours later, Etsuko came into Twilight's room. “So, there's been a change in plans. I'm crashing with him for the next week.”