The Boyfriend App
“See, you’re easy because you have Fasebok, Inxsta, Twitter and Snapchat. But you can click Edit Profile here and then add more things about yourself. Or you can answer some personality questions for better accuracy. Now, what’s Ecto’s full name?”
“Um, I’m not sure that’s...”
“You don’t know his full name?”
“No. I do. I know his full name. It’s just that I know he doesn’t have a Fasebook account.”
“OK, not a Fasebook guy. How about Snapchat? Inxsta?”
Kate shook her head.
“LinkedIn? Pinxterest?”
“Uh-uh,” Kate said with a wince.
“Goggle Plus?”
“Look, why don’t you just, um, try your own name so we can see if it really works. You know… just to check if it works.”