Novel & Cerita Unanswerable Questions Funny

Her eyes kept roaming round my face and I had no doubt she was being serious but I couldn’t help the laughter that escaped me. She frowned deeply, her angry brows creasing together in a way that made me laugh even more. ‘You doing cheap weed captain?’ ‘What?’ ‘That shit ain’t good for you’. ‘Are you going to answer the question?’ ‘Why would you even ask me that?’ ‘You know what? Forget I asked’. She turned back and resumed walking inside. Girls are weird. Where does one even generate such questions from? ‘Hey captain!’ I called after her. ‘What?’ She spun around

so why? My questions will remain unanswered, at least for now.

Answers that no one could give. ‘Why does this always happen to me?’

Henry said with irritation. "What if you are one of those?" I asked him, teasing him. "One of who?" He yelled, glaring at me. "Never! Never say that about me! I can never be one!" He added, still yelling and glaring at me. I just laughed because this was what I had expected from him. "Can I make a funny joke?" I asked him. "That's too expensive! How would you feel if I said your mate is also dead? How?" He asked, acting childish. I just stared at him blankly.

"Are you going to answer or are you going to take a shot?" "I mean there is no reason to not respond he is the best oh my goodness but who is spreading rumours about him have they ever..." "Don't put too much thought into it," Ava chuckled, "okay next question how big is his dick?" I widened my eyes and she immediately chuckled, "I'm just kidding!" "You ask me a question," she said. I stared blankly into space at first and then shook my head, "honestly, I'm completely blank on what to ask, I really don't know much about you guys just yet."

She asks a weird question which knocks the breath out of me for an unknown reason. “ Why are you asking this? ” I breath, my eyes fixed at Amanda. “ Do you think it can be used against you? ” She asks another weird question instead of answering me. I open my mouth and close it repeatedly, not knowing how to answer this. “ Love is…just love Miracle. ” She answers her own question and then she disappears, leaving me with the confusion which might not leave me until I get the answer to ‘ Why the hell did she ask me this question in the first place? ’

He sat back down on the couch and said that he would go first. “Easy one Kiran, what is the rarest m&m colour?” James was an idiot. It really was an easy one. “Really? It’s brown.” I drank my shot after answering him. “Adara, what is the loudest animal on earth?” I asked her and smiled. She looked at me as James tried to mouth the answer to her. “Seriously? I don’t have a clue, the elephant?” She posed it as a question and James rolled his eyes. He was terrible but I had to laugh.

Scooba diving was our initial plan but it wasn’t something we could do with a child. “You seem off? Is there anything you want to share?” I asked him offering him a can of beer as we soaked in the bright sun. He had his shades on, his flimsy white shirt waved in the wind. He removed them and gave me a look which I find hard to decipher. I do not want a complex to harbour between us. “If I tell you that I have killed many people, would you believe?” Came his absurd and bold question. I retreated and blinked my eyes. I didn’t understand how was I suppose to answer this question. He can definitely kill someone by his devilish looks but he can’t kill someone. Can he?

“ he had some crazy ass kinks you wouldn’t believe it” “ it can’t be that bad” “ he wanted me to answer biology questions” After a moment of silence “ GURLLL WHAT!?”.

“That is the beginning.” Imani writes in her notebook. “What if she says fine?” she says. “Ask her again in a different way,” I say. “People say fine because it is efficient. It is the answer that closes the conversation. Ask a question that cannot be closed with fines.” “Like what?” she says. “Like what did you want to be before everything else happened?” I say. “Like, what is the thing you do that makes you forget what time it is. Like, what would you change if you knew it would work?” I pause. “Questions that require an actual answer.”