Unanswerable Questions Funny Novels & Stories

I answered all of her questions with a constant smile on my face. Then she asked me the most irritable question which is asked to many Indian youngsters who are not even getting engaged and they have to face it in many family get-togethers and functions. The question is pretty simple for the one who asks it but the worse for the one who has to answer it. Whoever has to answer this question becomes uncomfortable while answering the question still, no one stops asking them and they get tired of giving the answer to the same irritable question asked by many in any function.

He stood up"Why will you even ask that ? That also right now when we are trying to work things between us ." " I don't know.....I don't know.I told you that out of no where this question just popped in my head." " I don't want to answer it because to answer it I will have to think about it and I don't want to." " Come onLeon it is just a stupid question.And it is kind a funny to think about it because you know we will never be into this situation.So just answer it"don't give it much of a thought.Just say what comes first to your head."

Edwards narrowed his eyes when he heard these questions, as he wanted to kill the person who asked him such a stupid question but he smirked and started giving him an answer is this stupid question. "Okay so you asked me two questions which are rubbish I must say, however, I will give you my answer as so many out there beside you have a similar question in their minds, and they all are too curious to know so I will cure your curiosity with a satisfactory answer." Saying this Edward swept his eyes coldly on everyone and no one dared to utter a single word in front of him. . . .

It feels less than a laugh and more like a biting rejection of the absurdity of his words. “All my life, I have been asking questions…that you just said were the wrong ones by the way. How the hell am I supposed to know the right questions to ask in the first place?” "You have been asking who abandoned you," his voice is calm and patient, a sharp contrast to mine and that only makes me angrier. "And that's supposed to be wrong? What the hell are you even on about?" “They're not wrong questions, they just don't matter and they will not get you the answers you're desperately craving for."

"Trust me, once he starts sharing facts, he doesn't stop." "I can stop." "You won't." "I won't." The table erupted into another round of laughter. It felt... effortless. Like we'd all known each other for much longer than a single morning. I continued flipping pancakes while the conversation bounced from one random topic to another. Elliot kept asking Jamey ridiculous questions just to hear his answers, and somehow my little brother always had one. "What animal sleeps the longest?" "Koalas." "Most bones?" "The python has around eighteen hundred."

He sighed again as he tutted, “I do not see what you are trying to accomplish.” I threw my hands up in defeat, “Okay, another question. What is my favorite color?” Ford looked baflwed, “what is this nonsense?” “Who am I closer to? My dad or my mom?” He didn’t answer, so I fired another round of questions, “what are my grandparents called? Which one is my favourite? Who is my best friend? What food do I hate? What food is my favorite? Oh… Last one… What have I been doing for the last couple of weeks to help this pack?”

I walked to the poster and read the bold typed words. “If two’s company and three’s a crowd, what are four and five?” “Susan has four daughters, and each of her daughters had a brother. How many children does Susan have?” “How much dirt is in a hole that’s two feet by three feet?” “What goes up but never comes down?” “What is the end of everything?”

But I didn't see it funny. Somethings are unexplainable.

REIGN'S POV “Would you choose not to have arms or legs?” I burst out laughing at the absurd question. Henry was really the most unhinged person ever and he was really random too. I couldn't stop cracking up at his jokes. I thought for a while, “I'd say arms.” “Why?”

“He poured lots and lots of water on the ground then started walk on it, saying ‘look I’m walking on water and a wet ground. Can Jesus do that?’ The shit is weird and funny as f^ck.” This got me and Cole rolling side to side on the chair laughing at what he said, while Kai was busy giving us weird stares, morphing different expressions. Thank God I bought him a toy. “My younger niece one day before we moved here, she asked me this smart question and I’m gonna ask you guys. What is blue and not heavy?” I asked then remembering what Kara would always ask me, even tho she already told me the answer or I already know the answer countless times.