Unanswerable Questions Funny Novels & Stories

"Miss Bella, did you know that birds can fly " "Miss Bella, did you know that cats have nine lives " "Miss Bella, do you believe in the big bang theory ?" "Miss Bella,what happens when we die?" "Miss Bella " Yunno, for a 4 year old , this girl asks crazy questions ,a lot All through the plane ride Ana asked me a lot of crazy questions , because she doesn't even act her age, I'm beginning to wonder if she's actually 4

she asked. I raised my eyebrows in confusion. "Which one is mind-blowing, and which is out of this world, and which man do you want to skin?" she laughed. I rolled my eyes. "I will absolutely not be answering that question," I told her. "They're all amazing in their own specific way." "How specific?" she said with a salacious wink. "Oh, my God, we aren't doing this," I said. "The second I get asked to compare them, the questions will never stop."

“You ask a question, and I answer. I will ask you, and you’ll answer. The first to be caught lying has to do what the other asks.” “You wouldn’t answer a simple question, what makes me think that you would…?” “Some questions are best left unanswered.” I said, stopping her before turning to sit on the chair in front of hers. “What do you think, do you want to play or not…?”

He threw another question at me, and I found myself replying instantly. "My name is Cornelia Jamarreon." I said "So what happened at the stage?" He asked, and this time around, I wasn't foolish to reply to him with a calm voice. "What did you think happened?" I yelled because that question is damn embarrassing. When I finally thought I had escaped from people who ask useless questions, I found myself being asked the most useless question of all time. "Are you going to drive me home or investigate me?" I yelled again. "Sorry if my questions make you feel bad, but if I may ask, why did you not put on pants?" He asked as boldly as ever.

一 Arthur suggested 一 What kind of joke? 一 Questions and Answers 一 Answered 一 Can I ask about everything? 一 I asked curiously 一 Of everything. 一 So let's go. That joke was a good way to get to know another person, the questions would be about their life and the answers would enable each other to get to know each other better. I still didn't know Arthur well, and there were many things I wanted to know, among them, was the reason why I had never seen his mother, which was my biggest curiosity.

I paused. "You cannot ask any question linked to the previous one...each and every question should be unique...." I said. "Fine" he said. "No uncomfortable question...i will have the choice to abort the question..." I said. "No...its not fair...and there is no such things like uncomfortable between couples..." He said. "But.." i started. "No if and buts...i will not ask you any uncomfortable question...okay?" He said. "Okay. My first question is your happiest moment?" i said.

"You are quite amusing to listen to but unfortunately-" "Yeah yeah, there's no time is there? Because you want me to answer some questions then you want me to get ready for something which is starting soon. Am I on the right track?" He chuckled again and I rolled my eyes. "Yeah, I'm hilarious aren't I? I'm so funny even when I don't try to be, so would you mind telling me the joke? Because I don't understand it at all." I started testing the strength of the handcuffs but they wouldn't come undone.

“Doesn’t matter. They don’t fight. Different continents.” “But if they did?” I pressed. “Inane,” he said. “That’s what you people do though, right? Ask pointless questions?” Suddenly I was different. Confident. Cocky, even. I jabbed a finger toward him. “Like, ‘What would I do if I saw a fire in a movie theatre?’ Put it out? Alert the manager? Run? You take these innocent answers and twist them to make sane people sound unhinged.” “Is that what you think?”

Guess what his answer was? "No" *****************************************

I answered all of her questions with a constant smile on my face. Then she asked me the most irritable question which is asked to many Indian youngsters who are not even getting engaged and they have to face it in many family get-togethers and functions. The question is pretty simple for the one who asks it but the worse for the one who has to answer it. Whoever has to answer this question becomes uncomfortable while answering the question still, no one stops asking them and they get tired of giving the answer to the same irritable question asked by many in any function.