Vampire Diaries Quotes Damon Funny Novels & Stories

And before I knew it, I was laughing…actually laughing so hard tears rolled down my face. Damien, on the other hand, looked like he was calculating fifty different ways to bury me alive. “You think this is funny?” he asked, voice so calm it was scarier than the yelling. Between gasps of laughter, I managed, “I…I can’t help it…you look like…like an angry vampire who failed at dinner…” That did it. His patience snapped like glass. He leaned in, his blood-streaked face inches from mine, his voice a lethal whisper.

Damon asks, using his rough, bass voice that sends electricity through me, but I don't have the spare mind to enjoy it now. “Wh-what? What are you talking about...” I let out a dry laugh. “The usual Dahlia would say, ‘that’s because you never let me feed you before!’” Damon’s lips are curving upward, but I feel no warmth from his smile. It looks like the smile of the ripper. “Frankly, horrible mimicking of my voice!” I shoot him a glare and he laughs, loosening up.

Serena said feeling mortified “Tough spot? Surprisingly I love you drunk wife.” Serena’s eyes flew up to his face in alarm, he was smiling “If you say you remember everything, do you remember what you promised to remind me today.” “Listen Damon, I was drunk. You cannot possibly take my words seriously, I never meant anything by it and I do not want you to misunderstand.” Damon was gob smacked by her words, he had been anticipating everything and from not remembering to saying it was all a joke?

“I warned you once. This isn’t about emotions. This isn’t about family. This is war. And if you can’t play the part, I’ll find someone who can. And if you want me to show you what I can make of you, then trust me, you are going to be the one to regret it.” Her laugh was bitter. “Then do it. But don’t forget, I’m the one who’s gotten closer to them than you ever have. I’m the one who had Damon questioning his bond. I’m the one they don’t see coming. You can bring a thousand other men and women in my place, but you know that neither one of them is going to make him question himself the way that I did.”

Dan said, so I quickly looked away. So he was no longer a v*rgin when he met me? Oh, no! I hope he doesn't have any diseases like AIDS! Wait, do vampires even get those diseases? "Why do you look like that? Sorry, but I'm a vampire, and we don't get those things, so we're safe, so you don't have to worry. Also, I swear to you, I will not be able to find someone like you," Dan said, and he smirked at me and leaned his face toward me.

Damon: Don't worry love you will never forget this night of our love. Sometimes sacrifice can be sweet. ________________________________________ Do like and give feedback. Spread the purple heart.

Xoxo “Shut up, Dam. You're saying this because you're jealous.” Avery chuckled. “Jealous? Why would I be jealous?” Damian raised an eyebrow. “Because you never liked anyone. You don't have feelings, Dam. You have a heart made of ice.” “Rude,” Damian mumbled, staring at Avery, who was checking her phone every five seconds. “Oh!” Avery pretended to faint on the bed when she finally got an answer from Nate. “Let me see,” Damian said.

“Believe it or not, that is what you are now.” “Where’s the door? I want to get out of here now,” she said. “You can’t go anywhere now, it's daylight.” “Oh, so I can’t go out in the sun because I’m a vampire now, and the sun will roast me like marshmallows?” she said, imitating his voice mockingly. “Yes,” Derick replied.

“Such a beautiful name of a beautiful lady. I’m Damon Ellios. Nice to meet you, senorita.” I was shocked by the flattery tone. Who would have thought that such a big and brute-looking guy would have such a way with words? This was going to be fun! *~*~*~*~*~*~*

beautiful “ Uh...what? It's not the first time he was complimenting her. Though said complements were usually rare, and most of them were said in the heat of sex. But now, she wasn't even going down on him yet. She squinted at him. That weird look in his eyes he was desperately trying to blink away, it was adoration. The realization made her grin. Her sweet man. All flustered by his own emotions. It was hard to believe this was the same Vampire who'd lived for centuries. ” I love you too, daddy “ ” Can you...not?” ” Ah? But you are my daddy, aren't you? I've just been...so stressed lately “ She pouted, then leaned in to catch a drop of precum from the head of the cock in her hand. “ This is