Very Funny Jokes

Kylie Leowfin is a beautiful, intelligent, and special model from Europe. She is living a happy life until she returns to the Philippines for the wedding of her cousin. During her stay there, she meets Thurstin Piers, a guy she does not want to see again. She dislikes Thurstin\'s that so much. However, fate and chance conspired together. Their paths cross again, and Thurstin and Kelly are stuck in the same place. After a while, Kylie realized that Thurstin\'s had a kind heart. But the pressure Kylie feels from the two of them being stuck in the same place that might make Kylie develop feelings for him. By keeping her distance and distracting herself, Kylie tried not to be disturbed by him. Do they have any chance of falling in love with each other? Read on to find out.

si louisse ay ipinagkasundo sa anak ng kaibigan nang kanyang ama. Subalit Hindi nito kayang pakasal Ang binata.Dahil sa gusto Muna niya makapag- aral at maabot Ang kanyang pangarap. Ngunit sa kanyang pagbabalik.Doon niya mapagtatanto na mahal Pala niya Ang binata. At Ang binata Ang magpapahirap sa kanya.Dahil sa gusto niyang ipadama Ang sakit na kanyang naranasan noong iniwan siya nito.Ngunit sa huli pala ay sila Rin Pala Ang magkakatuluyan NG binata.

"เมื่อกฎแห่งกรรมถูกทำลาย ความตายจึงไม่ใช่จุดสิ้นสุด... แต่เป็นคุกขังชั่วนิรันดร์" ในยุคสมัยที่ ‘มหาโพธิ์ทอง’ ยังคงแผ่กิ่งก้านสีทองปกคลุมไปทั่วทั้งไตรภูมิ ทุกสรรพชีวิตดำรงอยู่ภายใต้แสงแห่งบุญบารมีอันศักดิ์สิทธิ์ แต่เมื่อ ‘มหาธรรมจักร’ กฎเกณฑ์ที่ค้ำจุนโลกถูกทุบทำลายจนแตกเป็นเสี่ยงๆ ความวิปริตจึงบังเกิดเหนือแผ่นดินสยาม เหล่ากึ่งเทพหน่อเนื้อพุทธางกูรต่างแย่งชิงเศษเสี้ยวของมหาธรรมจักรจนบ้าคลั่ง สงครามทำลายร้างเปลี่ยนอารยธรรมที่รุ่งเรืองให้กลายเป็นนรกบนดิน คนตายไม่ไปผุดไปเกิด แต่กลับลุกขึ้นมาเดินดินในร่างเน่าเปื่อย แสงทองที่เคยให้ชีวิตกลับกลายเป็นกรงขังที่สาปแช่งวิญญาณ ท่ามกลางกลีบดอกไม้ทองคำที่เหี่ยวเฉา ‘สิงขร’ อดีตนักรบผู้ถูกตราหน้าว่าเป็น ‘ผู้ไร้บุญ’ ได้ตื่นขึ้นจากความตายตามเสียงเพรียกของพฤกษา เขาต้องออกเดินทางผ่านแคว้นโบราณที่เต็มไปด้วยอสุรกายและอาคมคุณไสย เพื่อรวบรวมเศษขุมพลังจากเหล่าเจ้าเมืองที่คลุ้มคลั่ง ทางเลือกของเขามีเพียงสอง... หนึ่งคือสยบยอมต่อโชคชะตาที่เน่าเฟะ หรือสอง คือการก้าวขึ้นเป็น ‘ธรรมราชา’ คนใหม่ ผู้กำหนดกฎเกณฑ์แห่งโลกขึ้นมาด้วยคมดาบและรอยสักยันต์อาคม!

ไม่เอาบทบาทนักบุญหญิง = ได้เป็นนักบุญหญิง นี่คือบทบาทที่มีดีแค่หน้าตา แต่สติปัญญาติดลบ..สรุปก็คือนอกจากจะหน้าตาดี ก็ไม่มีอะไรดีอีกเลย

Claire Leerstrom, a daughter of a powerful and wealthy duke. The youngest sibling and the only daughter of the Leerstrom family. As being the youngest child and only daughter, Claire is a bit spoiled, no. She really is a spoiled brat. A brat what she wants, she will get. Claire fell in love with the first prince and a lady who is blinded by love she do everything in order for her beloved to be crowned as king. Little she didn’t know that the first prince was only using her in order to succeed the throne. After sitting on the throne, the first prince she loved so dearly found another woman. The first prince reasons out her personality and how her brother was labeled as traitors. He two brothers died as traitors without knowing if they really are. Their social status was slowly going down because of what his two brothers accused of. Her parents dying one after another because of sickness they got for so much pressure and stressful events happening on their family after they loss two of their sons. Her twin brother was imprisoned for some reason and was publicly executed. At that time Claire was divorce by the first prince and thrown her out of the palace. Claire being left out alone and individually sucking up what happening on her family and herself crumbled down. Then decided to end her life once and for all. However, what happened next was unexpected. She saw again the faces she thought she would never see again. The faces who brought her to this world. The faces of her parents and brothers. Is that a dream? Or she was given a second chance to live all over again and change her fate. What will happened to her now?

Sarah Watsons had to struggle to win the favor of her childhood friend who has now become her husband. Even though they have lived together, whatever power Richie Dalton loves only one person, Alex Tanner. Annoying man who lives with them. Can Sarah get through all this? or give up on fate that Rich

Because of one night stand everything will change. ***** Maria Isabella Dimasali lived a normal life. She was not born with a golden spoon in her mouth but she is grateful to have an amazing parents and a bestfriend. She is always positive in life na kahit mahirap ang buhay ay nagagawa nyang ngumiti. Denrick Moncuedo is a rich businessman. He was called as a dragon in disguise and some even named him as the demon in a corporate suit. He is ruthless, merciless in the eyes of many people. But deep inside, he is just a broken man. Broken like a shattered glass. He doesn't want to move on. He wants to stay in the same position where his first love left him. Two different person with a very total different personality. Fate will make a way to cross their path. What will happen if this two person with a different personality will meet and work with each other? (COMPLETED)

Ever since she could remember, Maya Connors has always been the smart, shy girl that sat at the back of the classroom. She tackled every task with a boundless zest, except when it came to boys and relationships. Being eighteen and never once had a boyfriend, she was adamant that it would stay the same until she graduated. But sometimes, you have to expect the unexpected - such as falling for Ethan Morrison, a boy who was way too handsome and way too out of her league. Despite coming from very different social circles, a school trip to Europe was all it took as to her dismay, she found him incredibly charming. But when Maya ventures out of her shell and falls too deep, she realizes that it's too late to go back. With her heart laying on the line, she's about to face a whirlwind of emotions, drama, and secrets.

Alif, a handsome young man who has just returned from wandering back to Jakarta. There he was fought over by two beautiful women, Lisa, and Ning, his childhood friends. However, many strange things happened in the village of Menyan. The loss of a baby and the disappearance of a woman's pregnancy there are some of these strange occurrences. Alif is also faced with the charm and mystery of Kumara, his new neighbor's wife who is rumored to be the incarnation of kuntilanak (a famous female ghost in Indonesia who is believed to have wandered because she was raped, abused, or died while pregnant) because she doesn't want to leave the house during the day and often acts out of bounds. On the other hand, Kumara who is very beautiful and sexy, admits that she and Alif once knew each other and were close, but Alif forgot. Can Alif face all the strange situations?

She's a young Christian of 24yrs who tragically lost her father at 10yrs. She's ambitious that's why she immigrated to America. Her ambitiousness doesn't only push her to immigrated, it also made her work for Declan. She's brave, innocent, sensitive, ambitious and focus that's why when confronted with a choice between her siblings financial safety and her believes she's lost monumentally. He's perfect, sexy as hell, Richer than the word rich and arrogant than the devil himself, with all this perfection in appearance he still has some vacuum, he isn't perfect as he needs others to believe, Declan was diagnosticated with erectile dyfunctioning at a very young age. What will happen when two opposite individuals meet? can two site of a coin really meet? How will they survive without intercourse?