Very Punny Novels & Stories

“YEAH ! LET THE UNINVITED MOTHERFVCKER GET A TASTE OF ALL OUR ATTENTION AND LOVE” “KILL ! KILL ! KILL !” “BARBECUE HIS ASS, FVCKERS !!” “EVERYONE SHUT THE “HELL” UP ! SEE ? SEE ? WHAT I DID THERE ?” “YEAH SUCKER. YOU USED A PUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE” “HELL NO ! I AM PUN LORD” “NO YOU ARE POOP LORD. THAT’S IT” “SHUT UP, GUYS ! YOU ARE BEING SO UNCOOL”

“YEAH ! LET THE UNINVITED MOTHERFVCKER GET A TASTE OF ALL OUR ATTENTION AND LOVE” “KILL ! KILL ! KILL !” “BARBECUE HIS ASS, FVCKERS !!” “EVERYONE SHUT THE “HELL” UP ! SEE ? SEE ? WHAT I DID THERE ?” “YEAH SUCKER. YOU USED A PUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE” “HELL NO ! I AM PUN LORD” “NO YOU ARE POOP LORD. THAT’S IT” “SHUT UP, GUYS ! YOU ARE BEING SO UNCOOL”

he winked and oh boy does he look so adorable when winking and he just indirectly called me sweet and heavenly and I'm so squealing internally right now. Slap, slap, slap– and I also slapped myself internally. What happened to your make him hate you, make him look irritating then you top the irritation with serious disgust and an extra topping of hate theory? "I think I'll be calling you Nutella but Nuts for short" he said so happily like it was some sort of genius plan "and all pun intended" he added. "Nope, no, you wouldn't call me Nuts and no pun intended" I said sternly wearing a scowl.

And he looks at me with a questioning look. "Who the duck doesn't want spine? And why?" He looks really ridiculous right now. I bit my lip, holding my laughter. "Because it's holding me back," I said without a smile on my face. "What the f*ck?! Now you're the pun girl?!" He laughed. Turns out this sh*t is still my brother. "That's a good one sis, maybe you can teach me some of your puns! You know abuela hates puns!" He said and laughed. Yep, he's my brother all right.

She giggled and shook her head before placing a kiss to my lips. “Good because my cock quite likes you too. He’s very cocky about that very excellent blowjob you gave him. He dreamed about your mouth for years,” I said, waggling my eyebrows. Camden snorted from the doorway as he looked at me. “Please tell me that you’re not one of those pun guys.” “I like his crappy puns.” Jadelynn stuck her tongue out at him. I smirked at him and nodded to her. I knew they were crappy, but she did like them. That was why I kept making them. They were not for my own benefit at all.

He ruffles her hair gently with his good hand, drawing a playful squeal from her. "Alright, little monster," he teases, his voice a deep, comforting rumble. "Remember what we talked about? Julliane needs to rest, so don't make her laugh too much, okay?" Penny pouts, her tiny lips forming an exaggerated frown. "But laughing is good for people! It's like, um, medicine! I saw it on TV." She scrunches her nose in that innocent, earnest way only a child can, clearly proud of her newfound wisdom.

It's going to be a long, hard day. Pun intended.

They were still laughing, like nothing mattered. I hugged my knees to my chest and pressed my back to the cool brick wall. I dragged the toe of my shoe through the dirt, drawing meaningless lines. Circles. Anything to distract myself. What were they even laughing about? Maybe it was something Penny said. She wasn’t even that funny, yet somehow everyone she talks to laughs at her jokes like she’s some kind of comedian. I rolled my eyes. I bet the Caelum Devils are fawning over her. Like puppets.

I manage, clutching my stomach because apparently, my body forgot how to laugh quietly. “Oh, come on, Luna , you know you love my puns. Don’t act like you don’t.” She leans in, her voice going all mock-serious, like she’s sharing some sacred wisdom. “In fact, I bet the Alpha could use a good pun to lighten up a bit, huh?” At the mention of Trix, I feel this weird jolt in my chest. Which, ugh, is just great . I roll my eyes, brushing it off like it’s no big deal.

Elliot suggests, pushing the women touching him away "Definitely not" Caden replies and I understand. Remington is a Motherfucking son of a chicken. Weak, subservient and a good fucking bore to play around. "He literally peed his pant the day he got tagged" Vlad points out and Caden grinds his teeth I throw my dart again. Bullseye. Bullying is beneath us and life can get boring so we the VENOMS found nice ways of entertaining ourselves. Like tagging someone for punishment.