My Wife Sleeps in Every Bed but Mine
All the paparazzi in Glorisia knows that Wanda Foster would rather sleep with an escort from a nightclub than with me, her legally-wedded husband.
The daily question they ask is, "When will Mr. Gulliver give his precious first time away?"
When faced with the paparazzi's cameras, Wanda turns to look at me arrogantly.
"We can just lead different romantic lives on our own. If you don't like how I act, feel free to sleep with someone else too."
After that, Wanda turns to leave.
That night, the spicy photos of her and her latest beau go viral on the news once again.
Just when everyone thinks I will spend yet another sleepless night agonizing over the news, I contact some paparazzi and place a reservation on a spot for sensational news.
Then, I strip down and mess up the bedsheets before taking a nude photo of myself from another person's POV.
After that, I use an unknown number to text Wanda.
"Oh my, James is seriously amazing in bed! Let me know when you're going to divorce him!"