Weird Pet Names Novels & Stories

“Her name is Dog. It wasn’t me, by the way.” “Don’t worry,” the keeper says, an amused grin spreading on her face. “We get all sorts of weird names and weird people. Some redhead in tiger-stripe glasses came in the other day hysterically searching for a cat called Elizabeth 3rd. As long as all the animals go to good homes and are looked after right, we’re not here to judge.”

“You’re right! He is special… like a superhero!” “Superhero! I love that idea!” I encourage, hoping to spark her imagination. “What about naming him after your favorite superhero?” Frida’s eyes widen, and I can almost hear the gears shifting in her mind. “Hmm… I like Spider-Man! But I don’t want to call him that. What about… Webby?” Kiera laughs, and I can’t help but join in. “Webby the Wonder Puppy! I like it!” “Webby it is,” she declares with a triumphant smile, lifting the puppy high in the air as if presenting him to an audience. “You are now Webby, the Wonder Puppy!”

As I returned triumphantly with a cart full of pickles, she hugged the jars to her chest, making yet another ice cream topped with pickles sundae or whatever the shit it's called. But the real test came when she insisted that our dog needed a name change. Apparently, "Max" just didn't cut it anymore. She presented me with a list of names that included everything from "Captain Crunch" to "Sir Barksalot." I tried to reason with her, but she was adamant. "Think about it, Scott. When our baby arrives, do you really want them to be calling their furry sibling 'Max'? It's time for an upgrade," she argued.

I exclaimed in surprise. Axil chuckled at the fascination that circled in my eyes. “Precious,” a familiar voice sounded inside my mind. I frowned at him in disapproval, “what's with the new nickname?” He raised an eyebrow at me, “I heard that humans create pet names for their partners and wanted to try it out,” he shrugged, “I like the idea.” “... Why precious though?” “Because you're very precious to me,” he stated confidently. I snorted, “what a shit reason.”

Allie adjusted her wedding dress and said excitedly, "The wedding is next week. Are you sure you can be my maid of honor?" I thought about it and replied uncertainly, "I'm not sure whether I can take time off." Then I poured out all the strange things happening at work, ending with a sigh. "The Alaskan Malamute I take care of seems off somehow. Do you think I should take him to a vet?" At some point, Allie stopped what she was doing and stared at me blankly. "Kelsey, what kind of job did you just say you were doing?" "I'm a pet sitter. You told me to apply for it at the pet shop. Don't you remember?" I said as if it were the most natural thing in the world.

Kartika answered briefly. “What?!! Doki-Doki?!” Alfi exclaimed in shock. “Yeah, what”s wrong?” Kartika asked calmly. “Isn’t there any weirder name than that?!!” Alfi exclaimed irritated. “It suits a weirdo like you perfectly. Besides, the ancestors are the ones who named it. Doki-Doki in an ancient language (Why so serious? I”m just making up you know?), means something overflowing endlessly. Doki-Doki is our pride! And you are our leader! A small group that will save the world is named Wibu led by a super weirdo.′ Kartika explained calmly.

[System Message: You have tamed the elite monster, the ] [System Message: The (Elite) has become (Tamed)] [Please give the a name.] Kirou sat down next to the giant creature that was lying on its belly and ran his hand through its coarse fur as he tried to think of a name for the creature. After spending a few minutes trying to figure out a decent name and failing, Kirou took another look at the system prompts before a name jumped out in his mind.

Laika said. We have not been able to come up with a befitting name for our pup since he was still in the womb. It was difficult to choose a name for someone I had not seen. But looking at him in my hands now, three names rang in my head. Atlas, Adonis, and Xerxes

Kane and Cyrus thought about it and finally Cyrus shouted, “the new wolves!” Ariel and Kane shrugged, “fine.” Ariel started to giggle, “it’s better than the names Samantha suggested.” Cyrus laughed, “now I want to fucking know those names. Tell us.” “Wolf-gang, Iron River cookies, Bite or die, my little wolfie, she combined our names into Kaarcy, the care wolves, instead of care bears. She goes on forever.” Ariel giggled. Everyone laughed, “o we’re sticking with the new wolves,” Kane said.

Now all they boys had Y’s. The boys all looked at me like I was crazy till I let them in on my own personal joke I made. They thought it was funny all except Willy, He said that’s what his mom calls him and that he was too old for that childish name. But I insisted that the name fit. I was a little sad that Robert was not in this group. Maybe there was another wolf in the class that I over looked.