Weird Pet Names Novels & Stories

“I love it,” River says, softer than usual. Her fingers stroke the bunny’s single eye like it’s a treasured relic. “He’s called Misfit.” “And I’m calling yours Rotten Bones,” she adds. Luke snorts. But I’m sure he likes the name. Lili holds hers up — soft white fluff with sparkly purple eyes. “Mine’s named Princess Pixelbrain.” Enrique leans over to me. “Should we be concerned about the distinct difference in names and vibes?”

I felt my lips purse and my brows furrow and my eyes twitch slightly. Dammit! What just happened helped pushed away thoughts and voice of Maxwell douchebag Mckenzie. Yeah, it did helped. A whole damn lot. I stand up and dust invisible dirt of my shorts. "You can keep the job," I pause. "And Ivanono?" Rolling my eyes, I raise my hands up for emphasis. "What kind of name is that for a dog? It's just like naming a day old infant Marshmallow. The name would be worst for a person and its stupid for an animal. Other than your dog is insane, ugly and creepy." I yawn with my hand fisted against my mouth. "And smells bad too." I supply and Mr Grumpy Humphrey chuckles.

"What other names do you have for your wieners?" "Knob goblin, anaconda, third leg, twig and berries," I said. "Willie, womb raider, Vlad the Impaler, silent flute," Thane added. "Tally whacker, wing wang, pole driver, Johnson, love pole," Tag said. Hollyn's mouth dropped open. "Is that all?" I snorted. "Trouser monkey, pocket rocket, schlong, trouser snake, sausage, man-meat." "Dong, Captain Winkie, frank and beans, torpedo, package." Thane smiled.

Silence falls between us for a moment, and then a mischievous thought strikes me. "I think I’m going to name you," I say casually. There’s an immediate pause, then a wary, "What?" I grin wickedly. "Yeah, something... fitting. Something to match your delightful personality." I tap my chin, pretending to think hard. "How about... Fluffy?" "Don’t you dare," my wolf snaps, an edge of panic in her voice. I bite back a laugh. "Or... Snuggles?" "Piper, I swear—" "Ooh! I’ve got it. Furry McSnugglebutt!"

It was the first day of the exam and here I am. “Pat, look at your Mom. She’s sick because of you.” Sera jokingly looked at me while talking to the kitten. Ugh, my head hurts again and I can feel my brain cells coming out because of what she called to the kitten I adopted. I should be naming it Ki coming from my name but they insisted on naming it Pat. I can recall in my mind what was Patry’s reaction when Mommy G and Sera teased him. “Do I look like a cat? You’re annoying!”

I laughed. “That’s so weird,” she said. “I know! He has the same name as Yuri!” I squealed. Yuri is my cat. She’s old and I’ve had her since I was in high school. “Was this another reason why you swiped right?” She asked. “It’s really weird, but yes! His name is Uriel, but he goes by Uri,” I laughed. “If I met a guy with the same name as my baby, I’d call it fate,” she teased.

It’s like the most deserving payback of all time. “Okay fine.” I blurted out finally deciding to cooperate just because I think I’m going to be fine. “Let’s name it then. What do you think of muffin?” “It’s not a pet, Jordi. It’s supposed to be a baby.” Xavier complained. “And what makes you think muffin’s a pet name?” “I had a dog once and his name was muffin.” He divulged which kind of surprised me a bit. I wasn’t really thinking hard of a name and I just happen to think of that name.

Amelia chuckled, “I find you weird.” Pete was puzzled, “Why?” He knew most people refer to him as weird behind his back becasue he was obviously too calm and you can barely get a reaction out of him but hearing someone say it up close still felt all shades of wrong so hje was surprised. Not like being labeklled weird is a wrong term but he really wnated to know what made her classify him as that.

He went to the Memorial and asked: – You don't need help?" "No, thank you." I'll manage. "What's your name?" "Call me Memorable." – They call me ' the Weirdo.' Although my friends and acquaintances are all eccentric. – Why are you called a weirdo?" Memorable grinned. – The fact is, I have a thought that haunts me. Perhaps it is not even a thought, but a strange feeling. – What is this strange feeling? – interested in Memorabilia.

" oh you mean, ram? " " yes. I just hope I won't be nickname after an animal?" Sakeena burst out laughing " don't worry, it depends on what your actual name gives. Since your name is badiyya, I think 'bird' would be a suitable nickname " " no ..no I disagree. I do not want any of it. Why aren't you nickname after a animal then? . You once told me that yours was Sana, right? " " yes" sakeena nodded " that's because there isn't a name of an animal that is close to my name "