Weird Pet Names Novels & Stories

She headed towards the dog and patted it on the head and it jumped towards her with so much joy, so infectious, she smiled, a genuine smile that reached her beaming eyes and heart. The brown curls were kind of dirty which meant it was lost probably for a while now, she rubbed its fur gently and it shook its dirt on her which made her laugh more. She lifted it and saw the name on the name tag, a golden bone that had the name "Shola" written on it, it was a weird name, it sounded English but it wasn't, she knew it wasn't English at least,

"You’re tiny, weird, and squishy, but… kind of cute." The creature cooed again, pleased with my words. "You should name it," Ella suggested, her paws landing on the warm sand. I frowned. "A name?" Ella hummed in agreement. "How about… Ella Junior?" I teased. "Do you want to die?" Ella grunted. She likes her name and hates when someone has the same name. I laughed. "Alright, alright. What about… Hydra?" Ella wrinkled her nose. "That’s awful. Give it something prettier."

Taking care of him was the least I could do after I let our mother slip between my fingers. "No more treats for you, you greedy fucker," he said, waving the last treat in front of Villentretenmerth. Yes, he named his dog after a character from a fantasy TV series he wouldn't get his head out of. He claimed it made the dog sound badass. Villentretenmerth was scared of his own fucking shadow. And yes, his name was a fucking mouthful, so Mikhail shortened it to just Villen. Why he couldn't go with a normal name in the first place was as good as anyone's guess as mine.

So if it’s a pet name he wants, a pet name he’d get. I rubbed my temple thinking of something. “Zozo.” I announced. He frowned. “Zo…what the hell is that?” “It’s the last syllable of your name. I added another ‘Zo.’ It’s cute, right?” “No. It’s like what you’d call a dog. I wasn’t saying you should give me animal names. I meant…like how I call you Reina, you know…think of something sweet for me.” I crossed my arms. “I think Zozo’s sweet.”

Gaia sighed, shaking her head and looking to Ashley for support. “Nope,” she replied, popping the “p” for emphasis, as they continued to listen to their mate’s “ideas”. “--- Persephone, Pep for short! And if it’s a boy he’ll be Cerberus! I always liked that name AND, it’s a cool dog,” the alpha continued, pretending to be blissfully unaware of his surroundings. “We could call the den Hades and since the pack is already the Tartarus Pack it’s only befitting that---”

They were once warm but now they were as cold as ice. Jacob brought home a large camel colour puppy. He had a black snout. He was a cross breed. A Saint Bernard mixed with a Pitbull but he looked like a boerboel. He was very shy and scared. He sat at the corner of the lounge with his head down. Theu pondered names for a while before he was named, Broccoli. The next morning the land lady called Jacob, " I don't want to see your dog outside". Jacob just nodded. There was no words. This once kind lady turned into a witch overnight.

My plan which proves that- IVY! I AM NOT DUMB! Proving my brother that I'm not dumb was somewhat on the top of the priority list since he's been calling me with the same nickname, which is Dumbhead. He needs to come up with a new nickname now because the previous one just expired.

We have not even talked but I felt like making friends with her. My mind went back to the incident that happened during the chemistry class. I could feel my heart pounding as I started the periodic law during chemistry class. The teacher suggested I have a nickname since I answered the question, thereby saving them from ending up on the school farm. All thanks to Quadri, one of the naughtiest students, I now have nicknames like Hero, Michaelangelo, Erudite, Elite, and Prof. I raised my head a little, as a frown crept to my face when I made a mistake with my drawing. I was thinking too much

To my pleasant surprise, Hayden bought a lot of stuff for Little Hayden. I’m starting to call the puppy Little Hayden now, but it was clear that Hayden still hated the idea and the name. It might be weird if two ‘Haydens’ turn up when I call for him. Also, it might be weird for Hayden to say his own name as part of the dog’s name when he calls for it. Well, if things don’t work out, I can always think of a new name.

Little Bob began to laugh as Lindsay lowered her head and shook it as Max pulled the garden gnome out of his desk and set it on top. “This is Norman, or at least the non-living version of him. I thought this guy looked like the one I had to deal with, so I figured I would give them both the same name. I keep him in my desk so Pete doesn’t break him,” Max explained happily. “OK, who is Pete?” Cat asked, rolling her eyes. “Pete, the poltergeist. Come on, we have to call it something. We can’t just keep calling it It,” Max explained.