Weird Pet Names Novels & Stories

Rio continued to chuckle and said, “Hehe, isn't it a loyal follower just like Trashy-Ab?” Harmonia was dumbfounded. It did bear a resemblance to him. Later, Harmonia and Alessia took the little stray dog to a nearby pet store for a comprehensive service—spa treatment, a thorough check-up, vaccinations, and deworming. Alessia suggested naming it ‘Trashy-Ab’, but Harmonia felt that the name might cause some harm to the little stray dog.

I heard Stefano say as if he was teasing me. I didn't believe it because he had a different view. I didn't say anything and just sat near the big rock with grass. I put the puppy down—wait, what am I going to name him? Blackie? Dark? The ugly part is too common. "Sushi?" Suddenly it opened its eyes and licked my hand. My eyes widened, he likes the name Sushi? I'm sure he didn't know it was food. "Alright, your name is now Sushi," Even if it sounds weird, it's okay.

“All this time, I have been naming them all when they already have cooler names.” “Hey, at least the Megalodons are still named Kiki, Momo, and Dodo. That never changed.” I told him in my attempt to save his pride. ‘Me too! I love my name.’ Fifi chirped in. “Fifi says she loves her name.” I added, “But you know, I do agree with Urei that your naming skills are a bit…cute.” “Wait. Urei, said something about the names that I come up with?” Byron’s eyes were wide with shock, and he moved closer to me with interest in his eyes. “What did she say?! Did she hate it?”

His boss let me work getting paid under the table, no questions asked. Which is good since I have no documentation of who I am. I can’t even remember what my name is. I just picked Adder because of my snake-like features and abilities. They used horrible names like scum, trash, demon spawn often when talking to or about me. But never my given name. I suppose I could find out what my name is supposed to be. But that would mean going back to that abbey and fuck those bitches. I ain’t never going back there for nothing.

"I'm telling you Cuddles the man slayer is the perfect nickname for her. If she doesn't kill them with her tiny cute like paw, then she will kill them with cuteness!" "Have you never had a pet before? I have never seen you this excited. We would pass dogs and other animals and you wouldn't even blink at it. Suddenly you find that thing! And you're going ape shit!" "MEWR!" "Shhh don't call her a thing! You're going to hurt her feelings! And for the record you see dogs everywhere. But look! How often do you see something so cute!?"

I pointed out. " Oh! Here again Whiskers?" Kagome says as she walks down the staircase and into the living room to piss me off. " My name is V6, not Whiskers. " " You know the rules Whiskers, no pants = pet, and no Version is a Pet." Kagome reminded. " * Growls* Damn that Galahad, who does he think he is making up rules like that." I grumbled as I got off the couch and stretched in my tiger form.

She said, “How about ‘Blue’ for the blue purple plant and then ‘Red’ for the red orange one?” We stared at her unblinking. “Those are terrible names.” I finally said. “We can't name them based on their colors!” I exclaimed. “Sarah’s not been so good at naming things. One time, she named a stray dog ‘Stray. ’ It was so sad. The poor thing.” Camille said. “That is quite sad,” I said, shaking my head pitifully at Sarah. “You guys are mean,” she said, throwing a pillow at us.

But that's silly, humans and dogs are very different species. The pet store is on the horizon, the large sign reads 'Pete's Pet Rescue.' The name is deceiving. The animals at Pete's need to be rescued from their animal prison. I am pretty sure they don't feed them properly there. But since Cody and I are fourteen and thirteen, we don't have our driver's license and walking was the best we could do. As for 'Pete's Pet Rescue' it's the closest pet store we can get to by foot.

Irina protested. It was his nick name for the cat since they were little. They found the cat abandoned by its mother. At that time, the cat was so tiny and red. “You never give it a proper name.” Nieal retorted. “I did.” Irina glared sideways. “I told you we call it Baby, but you—” “Yea, that still sounds ridiculous.” Pouting a moment, Irina pondered. “How about little friend?” “Sounds good.” Nieal got up, dusting himself then stretched his hand to help Irina up. “Tell your little friend—”

And it freaked her out. She tried telling her Mom, but like all mothers, Angelie attributed it to her being a child. Eventually, Luna learned how to ignore most of it. Many would have thought that this would have made her cool, but to other kids it made her the weirdest of girls. The brunt of all jokes. The freak. Pipo elbowed Luna and gave her a wink. "Come on, My Ore." How sweet it would seem to others that he has a pet name for her. Sorry but no romantic feelings between them. My Ore is short for My Oracle. Yeah, cliche.