Steamy Dreams
"Tell me the real reason you don't want me coming inside. Are you ashamed of me?"
I looked at mum and my heart melted.
"I'm ashamed of the guys, not you!"
"What guys?" she asked.
"Are you familiar with the term MILF?"
In that moment mum instantly understood.
"Yes," she grinned.
"Well that's what they call you."
"What do you call me..." I was about to answer, "Mum," when she added a rider, "...in your head?"
"What do I call you in my head?"
"Yes, like when you're in the shower." I went a deep shade of crimson. "Don't be embarrassed," she soothed, "it's perfectly natural."