Willy Wonka Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

He's Willy losing his Wonker' kind of insane. When I didn't answer, he grinned wolfishly at me. “You're so wanton." Blinking, I awkwardly shrugged away and arched an eyebrow, "What did you call me? I'm a what?" “Wanton." "How dare you. How dare you insult me with food like that." I hissed. “Your only perception of that word is that it's food," he chuckled, "How adorable and dumb of you." With the sound of the elevator chime and open, he walked out adjusting his shirt back to normal.

Kenji laughed smugly and asked, "What's the matter? Are you chickening out too?" Wilbur responded to his taunts with a faint smile. Suddenly, loud noises of several helicopters could be heard coming from above the bar.

He dipped in the cake and I took it from the fork. He smiled at me as I chewed it “good girl” he mumbled and I have no idea why that made me blush “do you like chocolate?” he asked “yeah, do you have a chocolate fountain?” I asked and he laughed “no, but I can get one before tomorrow” he said and I smiled, rich people 🌸🌸🌸 Wilbur Tonight, my joy knows no bounds. Seeing her sitting beside me is like a fairy dream. I guess I really owe Wini one

I_pooped OH, PLEASE, I WILL DO WHATEVER I NEED TO, IN OREDER TO EDUCATE WILLY. Cereal_killer WE ARE HAVING BREAKFAST, FOR GOD'S SAKE! Noah's wifey THIS CONVERSATION DOESN'T MAKE SENSE ANYMORE. I_pooped SO, WILLY...TELL ME. DID YOUR MOM EVER GIVE YOU THE TALK? Quinn_beach OMG, HAHAHAHA, CHARLIE TRIPPED OVER A FORK TOO. Cereal_killer OH MAN, THIS IS TOO FUNNY. Will_the_devil

"Do you ever run out of words to annoy people?" ‌ Carlin turned to Vasky with a mischievous grin. "Oh, Vasky, my dear mortal enemy," she replied, batting her eyelashes mockingly. "I live for annoying you." ‌ "Well, congratulations, you've succeeded," Vasky retorted, rolling his eyes dramatically. ‌ The cashier, trying not to burst into laughter, took their orders. "Alright, what can I get for you two today?" ‌ Carlin didn't miss a beat. "I'll have a triple-decker burger with extra pickles, hot sauce, and a side of spicy wings, please!"