Willy Wonka Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

Do you still have any will yet to pass on? As the saying went by, whenever a person was at the brink of death, they would often say something pleasant, and Lucas was looking forward to seeing whether Yicky would say something pleasant. But what Lucas did not see it coming was that, not only did Yicky not say anything pleasant, but the latter even got mad. "Hey brat, why are you still able to be this arrogant? In a place like Wonder City, with just a single word from me, Yicky Houston, and you'll be dead for sure!"

Lucy was reading a very thick book. "Hey," she said when they saw each other. Lucy was smiling brightly as Jane walked up to her. "Hi," Jane said after she sat down. They shared a moment of awkward silence. "Umm...so have you memorized the multiplication facts?" Lucy finally asked. "Huh?" "The multiplication facts," she repeated. "Have you memorized them?" "I have to memorize?" "Yes, you have to know them all by heart." "Geez, do I?" "Of course!" Lucy said, looking at Jane like it was the most obvious thing in the world, that everyone should know it before they were even potty-trained. "That's your first step of doing the math. It's like the golden ticket to Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory."

“Every night is girl’s night?” “Are you done?”. “Even if I can’t make it perfect, I can make it better”. “That’s enough of the barbie quotes”. “Nooo, it’s Kenough!”. Laughing loudly, I plant my ass in her abomination. “Seriously though, what the hell happened with this thing? A candy cane vomited all over it?”.

“You are the only person who has ever really listened without making it weird,” Zack admits, his voice dropping to a lower register. “Everyone else either starts crying or tries to give me inspirational quotes or something.” The wind rustles through a nearby oak branches overhead while they sit in comfortable silence for a moment. “Inspirational quotes,” she echoed. “That is a new one. What like ‘hang in there’ cat posters? Weird.”

"Why does it smell so weird?" "Don't overreact. I merely added an extra ingredient into it." Smirking, Woody offered, "Would you like me to tell you what it is?" "Save it!" Norbert dipped his finger into the cup and tasted the content. Haughtily, he said, "There's no poison in this world which I don't know of. "This is just child's play. Don't you find it embarrassing to show it off to me? You have no idea how ignorant you are."

I mutter under my breath. "Daddy, I can't eat that. It looks like a zombie." Picking up the waffle, I look a little closer. The chocolate chips for eyes no longer seem like a good idea. Tossing it to the side, I pour more batter in the machine. "Will you eat it if it just looks like Mickey Mouse?" She cocks her head like that's the dumbest things she's ever heard. "Of course. Mickey Mouse isn't real." Two minutes later, everyone is settled with their non-zombie waffles.

I began to laugh, remembering the talk, "what's the big deal?" "What's the big deal?" Elisabeth gaped at me and I raised an eyebrow. "I just made a harmless statement," I shrugged as I turned my back to her and started walking away from her. "Sarafina, are you crazy? Quentin is the most powerful person that I know and I've never seen him looking so, so-..." She stopped, zooming past my face and stopped a few inches away from my nose, "how...how did you do that?" She asked me, her voice suddenly a whisper as she looked at me in amazement.

Life’s so unfair, man. “What does a spoon matter when we’re literally stuck in the middle of the woods with invisible monsters, shady, bad men and whatever else creeps around here? Can you please, for once, use your brain and kick some sense in the gear?” He whisper-hisses, so red in the face, he reminds me of a tomato. “You could join a casting for vegetable commercials looking like this,” I remark and laugh at the brilliant joke my brain just reacted. Shit, am I not the funniest guy out there? Look at me - sense of humor, looks, body and an impressive spoon collection, I have it all, damn it. No wonder my little vixen couldn’t deny me.

I curiously asked. Wisdom suddenly burst into laughter. “I never change, he didn’t get someone pregnant. He failed some of his major units.” He said. “Are you going to get your Volkswagen?” he asked grinning. I nod. “Follow me.” So I did. I literally open my mouth when I saw it, it seems like it was just for exhibit. He touch my chin lightly. “Close your mouth, a bee might come in.” He joked on. “Whoa! I can’t believe it, amazing!” I praised.

someone yelled. "I won’t shut up until someone answers!" Lucas shouted back, clearly enjoying the attention. "We don’t know and we don’t care, so shut the hell up, Lucas!" another voice barked. "Wrong! It’s called Lemon-aid! Get it? Like the drink?" The groan this time was even louder. "Dad jokes are never, ever funny," Elodie muttered, shaking her head.