Willy Wonka Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

If you were a werewolf I would spare only you. ‎ ‎"Really?" I asked with hope in my eyes. ‎ ‎"Of course, if a wolf is as beautiful as you, who am I to judge..." He bent down, his eyes tracing me. ‎ ‎"You are not serious!" I pushed his face away as he giggled. ‎ ‎"But seriously why do ladies like asking funny questions like - 'if I were a chicken... If I were a worm...would you still love me?"..." He bursted into laughter. I took a pillow and threw at him. "Shut up!"

I'm sure his release was starting to leak. "Point me to a toilet, I'm afraid I'm feeling like a cream filled twinkie," I mumbled sadly and chuckled to myself at my joke. Alhan looked at me strangely and asked what a twinkle was. I shook my head and explained as I followed after him. I thanked him as he opened the facilities and hurried to the throne to deposit loads of his spunk.

What kind of best friend gave away my pizza, anyway? “He has a couple of slices saved for you, by the way. He told me to tell you to stop and eat something before you pass out and ‘fall face-first into a beaker of zombie juice,’ whatever the hell that means.” I couldn’t help smiling. I could hear the quotes in her voice, and it was so, so Colin. I stood up from the stool I’d been perched on for the past couple of hours, my back cracking and my ass absolutely freaking throbbing. “I can take a break. Should we go—”

The set of dumbfuckers that teamed up to trample on Quincy's naivete—they crew hovered near him like vultures on a leash. I didn’t flinch, God forbid I do. Didn’t blink, never will I ever on terms like this. Just picked up a carrot cube and popped it into my mouth like I was watching a boring rerun. Quincy leaned in closer. "Jesus... what did you do to him?" I kept my voice low, smiling without humor. "You really wanna know?” I chewed on the overly fertilized vegetable. He seems disturbed by my question because he is rubbing his palms together like it's winter.

" I swear not to play any more practical jokes in the future." "Enough, no one is blaming you," Wills Waltson said, softly poking between his brows. Don't be upset, you didn't force me to eat it, I was the one who had to act cool." "You're so obnoxious," she said as she patted him on the shoulder. You know you can't eat spicy food, so why are you still being so patient and brave in front of me? Is there any significance to that?" "It's rather intriguing," he added with a sly grin.

I traced a constellation with a glint in my eyes, “It’s my motto, maybe you should make it yours too” I tilted my head to give him a genuine smile. I saw his wheels turning in his head for a while through his green orbs, then he broke into small chuckles, shaking his head. I blinked my eyes as to why he was laughing. We were talking serious things right before he began chortling. Did I say something funny? “Why’re you laughing?” I asked. He silenced his chuckles to look at me biting his lips preventing any more. “No wonder you were called the ‘Quote Schmuck’” he quoted.

I told him, dragging out the words so he could hear the proper pronunciation. “Coco van,” he repeated, and I tilted my head towards the ceiling as I laughed again, louder this time. “Coke oh van,” he tried again, and I kept laughing. “Fuck it, I’ll just get the ratatouille,” he muttered, a small laugh spilling from his mouth. “Is that the only thing you can pronounce correctly on the menu?” I teased. “Probably. Thank you Disney, Pixar, and Madeleine,” he said, clasping his hands together and lifting his eyes skyward.

Wanke's eyes glues on HenYu never missing any single movement of his " Did you drop your brain in the water?" "What?," He blurts his mind still working on something else. "You better find it quickly," WanKe points his index finger in the air and bends low with creepiness "Before any animal eats it." The surrounding captures silence and the very next second the laughter of WanKe fills in the air. Hitting on Henyu's arm playfully he walks away "I was just kidding," he mocks between his laughter.

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, "I outlived the buggers." Memorable Quotes "Scattered showers my ass!" Noah. "I have no problem with you talking to yourself as long as it doesn't turn into an argument" Woody Allen. "If at first you don't succeed try, try again. Then quit. There's no point being a damn fool about it." W.C.Fields. "The one thing that all porn stars have in common is a dread of filming the scenes that don't involve sex" Fanny Lightfoot (Porn Movie Director) "For every human problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong." H. L. Mencken

Yanto chose to remain silent and digest everything his friend Wandi said. "So, it's better to be quiet and keep your mouth shut. Lock it up. If necessary, throw away the key to the North Pole, so that the polar bear will swallow it. " Wandi turned his mouth like someone who was locking. Then his friend Yanto followed suit and pretended to throw the key very far.