Willy Wonka Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

I sighed, “I guess my great-grandmother was a bad ass.” Queen Winnie answered, “Not as much of a bad ass as you are, my dear. I would have never thought of making someone rip out their own throat!”

“Oh well, how about tonight when we have finished here we watch a favourite of mine?” I loved Charlie and the Chocolate Factory growing up and I’m sure Melody would love it too. “Can we have popcorn?” I chuckle at her and nod my head. “Yes, but not much. I think you may be full from all the treats we have here.” I say to her, making a gesture with my arms and she looks around. Her eyes go really big and is she drooling? I look at Mav and he holds his hand up and mouths a countdown. Once he gets to one, Melody screams and runs off.

he said with a chuckle. She laughed, and said, "It's a quote from Ben Franklin, I think." She then wiggled her ass, and said, "Slide that thing out of me, and then let's see if I can take it back up my slut-wife little ass hole in one long push." He took his hard dick all the way out, rubbed the head over the little hole-which seemed to be not quite as little now-and leaned forward, spreading the pucker apart, once again.

She turned to the stuffed animal, as though waiting for a response, before sternly commanding, “Say it!” “Good morning, Mr. Boots,” Lila said cheerfully, tapping the monkey’s head. A warmth spread through her chest that felt foreign and wonderful all at once. She couldn’t remember the last time she woke up feeling so... light. Her gaze softened as she continued to humor Winnie, all the while wondering where Dominic had gone.

"It's going to happen, people are going to talk and that's great. If people are talking, they're being entertained in one way or another, so carry on." I laughed as he quoted Superman's line. "Thanks, Superman," He grinned at me. I didn't know he knew this line by heart even at a young age. "It's getting late, I have to get going," he said as he looked at the time in our cuckoo clock. I nodded and walked him to the door. He was a few steps away when I call him. "Hey, Melvin," He turned to me, "Yes?" "I just wonder, what Disney princess am I?" I knew the answer to that, but I wanted to check. It's just fun and weird at the same time to hear what character I look like.

I mutter under my breath. "Daddy, I can't eat that. It looks like a zombie." Picking up the waffle, I look a little closer. The chocolate chips for eyes no longer seem like a good idea. Tossing it to the side, I pour more batter in the machine. "Will you eat it if it just looks like Mickey Mouse?" She cocks her head like that's the dumbest things she's ever heard. "Of course. Mickey Mouse isn't real." Two minutes later, everyone is settled with their non-zombie waffles.

He whispered and I nearly burst out laughing "I guess things will be interesting from now on" "Trust me little human, it's going to be more than interesting Ps, thank you so much for the reads ,votes and comments

Brenna said, though she was also gluing felt stars onto a baby mobile. "She might not recall, but we will," retorted Helena, affixing a rainbow sticker to Vandaulf's forehead for effect. Lily, snuggled on the couch with a jar of pickles and ice cream in her hand, laughed so hard she wheezed. "Livestream this. This is peak content." "Don't goad me," Vandaulf grumbled, delicately peeling the sticker from his face. "I'm one messy quote from going viral."

They also had their card held up. “Jordan.” Kelly said and the whole room turned to see the woman in question blushing. Grinning, Jordan nodded. “My granddaddy always said it. My grandma was never sure if he was talking about being surrounded by the enemy or kids.” “Either way,” Charlotte laughed, “being surrounded simplifies things.” “How many more?” Someone asked loudly. “Someone is getting hangry.” Charlotte laughed and clicked the key on the computer. The program that Camille and Trevor had written for this, shuffled the quotes and pulled up another one. “Last one. Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. Mae West.”

He gritted his teeth. “No need for the sarcasm Alex, where were you two?” “I only use sarcasm for people who are stupid.” I shot back at him. “You could have sugar coated it.” Kyle said lowly for me alone to hear. I rolled my eyes. “I don’t sugar coat shit. I’m not willy wonka”