Willy Wonka Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

Edison A quote for a day Have a nice day all of you Stay safe stay happy Keep smiling Bye till next time

she said. “I respectfully disagree. The only way I like a pig is when it’s been cured into bacon.” “Aww, no,” Lauren said, laughing. “Don’t say the cute little piggies get turned into bacon.” “Bacon and ham and Sunday pork roast,” Jake said, making a snuffling noise like a pig. She was going to say something else, something about Wilbur from Charlotte’s Web, but then she noticed that her sneakers were sticking in something. They were just in front of the space between the haunted house and the acrobat tent.

The vendor laughed. Winston smiled. The vendor joked. "Chicken soup for the soul." "Chicken soup is beneficial as long as it heals," Winston remarked with a smile. The vendor glanced over again and commented, "Better than that." Winston glanced again and saw the vendor's stall was empty while the vendor was cursing.

She accidentally let out a snort at that. “You know what my grandfather said to me before he died?” Alan tried again. “You literally already did this one.” “He said … stop shaking the ladder dammit!” Alan laughed. “You’re an idiot.” Emily said. “Hey. Emily. What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?” “He said : Dam.” Alan laughed so much he was slapping his knee. “You do know these aren’t actually funny right?” Emily asked him. “Hey Emily…. What happens when two men walk out of the building and get into the truck?” Alan said.

He quickly exploded in a squealing fit of happiness. "Is this for real? Can I really take it with me?" Lars asked, eyes sparkling. "You can even keep it. Wil has a whole lot already." Wilhelmina chuckled. "I just find them neat. It's like swimming, but on the road." "Oh wow, I... wow, thank you so much, guys!"

He laughs but shuts up. “Ok, listen, while we are on the topic of quotes, I have some funny, sarcastic ones,” he says and opens his phone to read some. “Two wrongs, don’t make a right, take your parents as an example,” I laugh. I can use it on anyone who messes with my friends. “Tell me more,” I urge him. “Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs,” I chuckle.

If she moved, he might lose it. “Are you done?” There was only silence. “Nolan, can I tell you a joke? I promise that you’ll calm down.” She heard ‘OK’ from behind her, with a hint of curiosity in his voice. “A cube of sugar was walking toward the North Pole, and when it got there, it felt really cold and was frozen solid, so it became rock sugar.” Nolan was rendered speechless. The woman excitedly continued. “I have another one. A cabbage started to strip while it walked, and after a few steps, it disappeared!”

Vion taunts. “You wish. Your jokes are not funny. Miss Annika is still young and you keep telling her with your boring jokes. I'm sure she will get tired of them soon once she understands how bland they are.” Boris draws out in sarcasm and there's a smile at the corner of his lips. “Vion’s jokes are funny!!” Annika comes to aid her friend. “This is why you are my favourite in this house. Let me tell you one, Milana. What do you call a bear with no socks on?” He asks me and I stare at him in confusion. I don't have the answer to that.

Tacky socks in a brown paper bag and I am giving them to the Mafia billionaire as a thank you for a sarcastic gift—just perfect. I have no idea why this is making me crease up so much, or even why it’s as funny as it is, but I just can’t stop, even when Jackson hands me my greasy dog and I tuck my bag under my arm. I hit the extreme snorting giggles and almost choke on the first bite I ram in my mouth to stop it. Coughing manically as I inhale cooked sausage and dry roll and almost die from it. ‘You know … You’re what he needs, Miss Camilla. Lighten him up sometimes and put a little fun back in his life.’

"Hiss, hiss, hiss. It's so hot! It's delicious!" An Wan smiled and narrowed her eyes. "It's delicious. I knew you liked it." "Yes!"