Wise Humorous Quotes Novels & Stories

Especially if you're looking for a little bit of trouble. "Hari-ah, I have a joke for you!" Oh no, he's back. The puns! The jokes! The sarcastic laughs! "What is it this time Josh?" I rolled my eyes. "Okay, do you know who's fault is it every time I smile?" He asked with a lopsided smile. "Who's fault is it?" I answered. "Yours of course." He winked. Ack! He got me. Again. "Haha, very funny. Are you finally done?" I rolled my eyes.

I proposed, providing a foolproof excuse for him. “That doesn’t sound too bad,” Vincent nodded, stroking his chin thoughtfully. I chuckled at his reaction. “I know, I’ve become quite clever,” I quipped, proudly patting my chest. “Smart enough to get pregnant, I suppose,” Vincent chimed in, instantly widening his grin. I shot him a sharp look as he tried to contain his laughter. **** The next day, Vincent came to visit once more. He was amusing, always ready with a witty comment or a humorous remark. It was refreshing to have someone around who could make me laugh.

someone yelled. "I won’t shut up until someone answers!" Lucas shouted back, clearly enjoying the attention. "We don’t know and we don’t care, so shut the hell up, Lucas!" another voice barked. "Wrong! It’s called Lemon-aid! Get it? Like the drink?" The groan this time was even louder. "Dad jokes are never, ever funny," Elodie muttered, shaking her head.

It felt good—light, like a breath of fresh air in this park where the wind rustled the leaves around us. We sat on the bench after that, side by side, our shoulders almost touching. He started telling these silly jokes—the kind that weren’t even funny, just dry and ridiculous, like “Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.” Corny as hell. But I laughed anyway, hard and genuine, because the real joke was how bad they were, how he delivered them with that straight face like he thought they were gold. It warmed me up inside, chasing away the chill for a bit.

The dark humor was so perfectly Jaxx that I couldn't help but laugh. I burst out laughing, the sound bright against the lingering tension in the room. The absurdity of his grim humor never failed to catch me off guard, to remind me that beneath the violence and the control, there was a man who made me laugh in the darkest moments. Jaxx just shrugged, completely unbothered by his own dark wit, though a small smile played at his lips, softening the hard lines of his face.

“Nope. More reason the joke is lame “ he swerved the car. “It’s better than any joke you ever told “ I sassed “I tell better jokes than that “he argued “Your jokes are usually scary or just plain weird “ I refused to agree with him “You know you could just say something annoying and I’d ram the car into that tree right there “ he threatened “Relax I’m just kidding …no need to get angry “ I tried to soothe him, tensing a little. The Vitali I use to know was about coming back. “I’m joking. You see? Classical” he chuckled I’d never seen him laugh so much in one day as he’d been doing today. “That’s what I said. Your jokes are always scary or weird “ I frowned “You have a terrible sense of humor

I mouth off to them, and they made up what I was saying. “I’m a Pumpernickel fart. Now that’s rude,” Gio chuckles. “She’s saying you love goat cheese,” Justine giggles. “No, Lola’s saying she wants to make goat cheese and cause us to have pumpernickel farts,” Markum finishes. I forgot what I was trying to say, as laughter is the best medicine, even if it hurts now. My silent giggle is cute, helping me forget my worries. Seeing their happy faces adds to my healing, making me feel grateful to have them.

“Oh my god, look, she included my quote—'it’s like being a hamster on a disco ball: spinning but fabulous.” Daisy snickers. “That was pure gold, Karl. I’m surprised you came up with that one.” Chloe leans over my shoulder. “And she actually wrote about your ‘commute from Mars’? How gullible was this lady?” Ethan laughs so hard he almost spits out his coffee. “This is hilarious. Do you think she realized we were messing with her?” “I hope not,” Anton says, shaking his head. “It adds to the mystery, no?”

“It’s never early for anything as long as you want it.” “Nice quote. Where did you hear it from?” Asher asked me as he took a sip from the cup in his hands. “Would you believe me if I told you that I just made it up on the spot?” Asher stared at me for a few seconds before bursting into laughter, and I joined in, following suit. “That’s impressive.” “Thank you,” I replied, raising my glass towards him before taking a look around the place. “You look like you’ve got something you want to say, Lorenzo.”

I defended myself while keeping my smile. Lotus corked his brows at me and lifted his hands in the air. "Oh! I'm not judging you or anything. It's okay to have a drink or two, especially when you can handle it. I can't handle mine, three drinks and I'll be jumping like a monkey all over the hall!" It wasn't even funny to me. I wanted to puke at the joke but I released an uproar of laughter. Lotus felt that he had gained points on my end and he laughed with me.