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Betrayed By One Now Wanted by Four Men! His Betrayal! On the dawn of her wedding day, Ember’s life is thrown upside down as she is falsely accused of being behind the death of the Alpha, but while in prison, she discovers that her mate, alongside her best friend, had planned all this out to get rid of her and her unborn child. Her Second Chance! Upon escaping as a way to protect her children, she is soon caught by her raging mate; on her knees. A shot rings out, causing her to let out a scream, clenching her tummy before missing a step and falling down the cliff. For the sake of her kids, she begs to be saved. Her prayers but in the form of her second-chance mates…The rumored, feared, and ruthless Lycan Kings of the south. Her Revenge! It almost seemed like it was her second chance to make the man that had caused her pain bleed…Seeing that the Grey brothers, her second chance mates, will set the world ablaze for a mere scratch on their mate, she soon becomes an unbeatable force…One whose mission was to ruin Bloodhound Pack…she wouldn’t heed straight on but rather start from the most minor factor and pull her strings. *** Two Lycan kings with a despicable past that would make anyone normal run far away and several maniac exes—the man who had attempted to kill her. A stranger appears from nowhere, claiming he was betrothed to her, and also holds the key to unlocking a part of her that was lost a long time ago. Vowing not to let the fates run her life, will she be able to make the right decision before it ruins other lives? Including hers?

On her eighteenth birthday, Danika Rhodes discovers that her missing father is a werewolf. He informs her that, through a rite of passage, she will take a mate and join his pack. Though she’s been raised her entire life as a human, something in this feels right—calls to her—and she is soon thrown into an awakening ceremony. Unfortunately, nothing goes according to plan, and she finds herself mated to not just one wolf, but several--something completely unheard of. Add that one of her mates is the next alpha in line--and he has no interest in mating with her! Furthermore, adding chaos to the craziness, the risk of an all-out war with a conflicting vampire coven is on the rise.

Finding her mate was supposed to be the best day of Aerin Boone's life, but it turned into a nightmare. Fleeing from an abusive relationship with her alpha, Shane Dacre, Aerin seeks refuge in the tranquil town of Winter Lake. Unbeknownst to her, Winter Lake harbors another shifter pack. Injured and vulnerable, Aerin must navigate her new reality, protect her unborn child, and possibly find the true love and acceptance she's always longed for. But when Shane tracks her down, Aerin must confront her past to secure her future.

They told me mates were rare. That the Moon Goddess chose one wolf, one bond, one fate. So why do four Alphas claim me as theirs? I was just a girl trying to survive, Until the night the pack war dragged me into the shadows and into the arms of the most dangerous men alive. Four Alphas. Four rulers. Four enemies… bound by the same curse. Their hunger is forbidden, their love is dangerous, my scent driving them mad and their need for me may be the death of them. I should run. I should fear them. But when their eyes burn into me, when their touch sets my skin on fire, I realize the cruelest truth of all, I am not fated to one Alpha. I am fated to all of them, Even when my wolf is different, rare, Dangerous, Feared and hungry for dominance and blood, sometimes even turning on the very Alphas sworn to protect me. But They were fated to love me, meant to protect me But destiny doesn’t come without blood. And the war for my heart might destroy us all.

She is smart and strong-willed and he is obsessed. Four years after tossing her graduation cap into the air, Ivy struggles to get a job. She lives in an oppressive home with her self-assured stepmother and calculating stepbrother, Ivy yearns for purpose and desperately seeks an escape from her suffocating reality. But when a chance encounter leads to a night of intoxicating passion, everything changes. Liam Hartwell is everything Ivy shouldn't want: A 29-year-old powerful and cold CEO haunted by the consequences of a reckless past. He's built his life on power and control, burying regrets beneath success. But one night with Ivy pulls him into a love he never expected and a past he can no longer outrun As fate intertwines their lives, Ivy must confront her deepest fears and desires, igniting a wild journey of guilt, obsession, and an undeniable connection that could either heal or shatter her world. Will she embrace the forbidden love that beckons her, or will she continue to run from the truth? Prepare for a slow-burn romance that’s as thrilling as heart-wrenching in this tale of passion, fate, and emotional awakening

On the first day of work, the company president said that I looked like his long-lost daughter and gave me a salary of 100 thousand dollars, on the condition that I ate together with his wife every weekend. Once my boyfriend heard this, he yelled at me in front of my colleagues, “How could you believe such a cheap lie?! It’s just an excuse for him to pay you for dirty favors! If your mother learned that you got yourself a sugar daddy after graduation, she’d jump off a building!” So, I rejected the president’s offer. Someone told the department manager that my boyfriend and I insulted the president, and he fired us. My boyfriend was really shocked by this. He stayed at my place and loafed around instead of working. When he no longer had any money left, he asked my mother for money. After that, he asked me to sell my organs. After I said no, he knocked me out with chloroform and sent me to an unlicensed clinic. The doctor there did not use the standard procedures, so I died from the pain. When I opened my eyes again, I returned to the day I met the president. This time, I shouted, “Sir, you look just like my father, even though we are not related at all!”

Belle met Storm on one cold night. Just like his name, he came into her life like a raging storm. Tingin pa lang nito ay gusto na niyang tumakbo—tumakbo patungo sa mga bisig nitong unang pagkikita pa lang ang nagbigay na ng kakaibang init sa kanya. She surrendered her whole to him. She believed that Storm was her fated mate and he marked her on the same night that they first met. But what if Storm is not serious about her? And, Storm was not his name because he was Asule Shun! The ruthless leader of Black Eagle Pack. Will Belle regret giving herself to Asule or will she still choose to be with him even if she knew that she was just one of the pieces on his chess?

Nagising na lamang si Shanella isang araw na may lobong nakatunghay sa kaniya. Hindi niya sukat akalain na totoo ang mga taong lobo at sa isang iglap lang ay natangay na siya ng mga ito. Hindi niya matanggap ang sinabing kapalaran umano niya, ang maging breeder ng isang guwapo ngunit supladong si Kai, ang alpha ng White Gibbous Moon Pack na kasalukuyang nagtatago laban sa mga Sturgeons-ang mga itim na lobo. Sa paglipas ng mga araw ay unti-unti na niyang tatanggapin ang kapalaran at tuluyang mapapamahal kay Kai. Subalit ang tadhanang nakaatang sa kaniya ay isa palang bitag... Ang akala nilang magiging tagumpay ay siya palang kabiguan... They didn't know that her existence will just cause chaos because there are too many lies about her... Handa ba siyang tanggapin pa ang mga sikretong nakapaloob sa mapait at mapanlinlang niyang kapalaran na siyang magpapahamak sa lalaking minamahal? Quote: 'Her Existence. His Hope. His Downfall.' Werewolf-Breeder

Maya Chen has one goal: survive university on her scholarship and build a better life for herself and her younger sister. She works two jobs, rides a beat up Kawasaki, and keeps her head down while wealthy classmates mock her thrift store clothes. Romance isn't on her radar, especially not with someone like Dominic Blackwood. Dominic is everything Maya despises. The son of a business mogul, president of the Iron Wolves Motorcycle Club, and a notorious playboy who goes through women like they're disposable. Their worlds should never collide. But when Maya's bike breaks down in dangerous territory and she's cornered by a rival gang, Dominic and his club arrive just in time. To protect her, he does the unthinkable: he claims her as his in front of everyone. In the world of motorcycle clubs, that claim means she's untouchable. It also means she's his. Maya insists their arrangement is fake, just protection until things cool down. Dominic agrees, but his actions say otherwise. He shows up at her job. Walks her to class. Makes her feel things she swore she'd never feel. The more time they spend together, the harder it becomes to remember this isn't real. Then the threats escalate. The rival gang wants revenge and Maya becomes their target. Dominic will do anything to keep her safe, even if it costs him everything. Maya realizes she's falling for the one person she promised herself she'd never trust. When violence erupts and lives hang in the balance, Maya must decide: keep running from love to protect her independence, or fight for the man who's been fighting for her all along. Sometimes the biggest risk leads to the greatest reward. Sometimes you have to crash before you can truly ride free.

Tidak ada yang bisa mengetahui isi kepala seorang Giselle Barclay. Wajah cantik nan tenang itu selalu memberikan kesan yang baik pada setiap orang yang mengenalnya. Dont Judge book from it's cover! Paras cantiknya tidak bisa mewakili apa yang tersimpan dalam otak dan hatinya. Wajah cantiknya dengan sangat mudah mengelabui semua musuhnya untuk mencapai tujuannya. Akankah perempuan misterius seperti Giselle yang anti-percintaan akan mengenal cinta dalam hidupnya? Atau ambisinya lebih penting dari segalanya?