Yo Mama Jokes

“What do you think you're doing, Xander?!” Hardin shouted. “Get your filthy hands off my wife.” He charged at us, slapping Xander's hands off my waist. Xander chuckled dryly. “What the hell do you mean, your wife? You seem to be a hella drunk baby, brother. She's mine!” ******* The only man she has ever had eyes for wasn't who she thought he was. The beauty she found was indeed a beast. He ripped her heart apart by cheating with her own sister on their wedding day. Her parents abandoned her and made her sister get married to her fiance for selfish reasons. She decided to have sex with his brother, a billionaire, all for revenge. He makes her a deal; carry my baby and I'll help you get your revenge. Will it all be worth it or will she be faced with even more trouble when Xander Rivera returns?

Marianna was a girl that has been dreaming to be a billionaire's wife, and when she got a job as a caregiver In a billionaire's house, she believes that her dream will soon come to reality, but fate was against her, she was terminated from the job, and she returned home, and later linked up with the billionaire she was crushing on, but the man Impregnated her and dumped her because he was preparing for his wedding.

Aina yang kesuciannya terenggut oleh orang tak dikenal dan harus hamil di waktu muda, awalnya sulit menerima putrinya. Namun, seiring berjalannya waktu, dia sadar bahwa dia harus berubah. Saat kehidupannya mulai selayaknya mama muda yang lain, Aina bertemu dengan seorang polisi tampan yang ternyata berhubungan dengan kisah kelamnya. Mampukah Aina bertahan? Belum lagi, orang-orang dari masa lalunya, kembali muncul ….

Menikahi Gadis Pilihan Mama, merupakan hal yang harus dilakukan Freddy Hanafi, seorang karyawan perusahaan swasta. Meskipun tahu dirinya dijodohkan dengan Raisa sejak mereka masih kecil, tetapi Freddy tidak menduga akan benar-benar menikahi anak gadis sahabat mamanya. Perbedaan usia, wawasan dan gaya hidup, menimbulkan riak-riak kecil dalam kehidupan rumah tangga Freddy dan Raisa. Masalah mulai muncul ketika mantan pacar keduanya kembali hadir dan tidak ragu-ragu untuk mendekat. Mampukah Freddy dan Raisa mempertahankan rumah tangga mereka? Akankah cinta akan menyatukan keduanya?

When their one night stand resulted in an unexpected pregnancy, Nerissa life was turned upside down. Trillionaire CEO, Asher Blackwood, is determined to claim his heir and make Nerissa his - but on his terms. Nerissa finds out that he is her boss and realizes that she has no other choice but to enter a contract marriage with him. As they navigate their complicated marriage, Asher's secrets and Nerissa's fears threaten to tear them apart. Nerissa find out the truth about Asher's past and the real reason he's so desperate to hold on to her? As the stakes grow higher, Nerissa must decide whether to surrender to Asher or to go her own way, even if it means losing the man she loves."

Rose went out to party at a club with her friends for successfully finishing college. There, she met a mysterious and aloof man called Rael and they had a one nightstand. She became accidentally pregnant. With no parents or money to care for herself and her pregnancy, she left with Rael, a man she barely knew. But what would become of her when she realized that she just signed herself up for danger?

Dahil lang kumain ako ng isa pang extra na paa ng manok kaysa sa kapatid kong lalaki, pinalayas ako ng tatay ko mula sa bahay sa gitna ng isang snowstorm. Noong tumagal, ang tatay ko na isang archeologist ay nahukay ang aking katawan. Dahil sa nawawalang ulo ko, hindi niya ako nakilala. Kahit na noong nakita niya ang katawan ay may parehong mga peklat na meron ako, wala siyang pakialam. Pagkatapos, ang nanay ko ay kinuha ang aking puso at pinakita ito sa kanyang mga estudyante. “Ngayong araw, pag aralan natin ang puso ng isang taong may congenital heart disease.” Minsan niyang sinabi na makikilala niya ako kahit na anuman ang itsura ko. Mama, ngayon at ang tanging natitira sa akin ay ang puso ko, nakikilala niyo pa rin ba ako?

Having a baby will only ruin her body and her career. After Nate kept on pestering Quinn about having a baby, she couldn’t, she didn’t want to get pregnant. Adoption was never an option for her until she found her long lost friend. After so much pestering, she agreed to carry the baby for Nate. Nate, having the chance to lay with his crush, used the opportunity to get back with her. He looked for ways to make Paige stay with him for long, making Quinn angry and jealous. Will Quinn be able to hide her jealousy for long? Will Nate find out the secret Quinn is hiding from him?

Menjadi seorang single parent bukanlah sebuah hal mudah. Dan itulah yang dirasakan oleh Edwin Pramudya, seorang CEO berusia 37 tahun yang baru saja bercerai dari isterinya. Untunglah puteranya adalah anak yang cerdas dan tidak sulit diatur. Tapi siapa yang mengira kalau anaknya yang cerdas ini akan memilih sendiri wanita yang akan menjadi calon Ibunya? Dan wanita itu adalah Davina Anindira. Seorang gadis 27 tahun yang bekerja sebagai guru di sekolah Clay, putera Edwin. Davina yang ceria dan hangat bagaikan matahari tidak hanya berhasil membuat Clay menyayanginya. Tetapi juga mampu melelehkan es yang membeku di hati Edwin. Bagaimana kisah cinta mereka? Apakah Clay benar-benar bisa memepersatukan keduanya?

Di dunia ini, hanya ada dua orang yang memanggil Maya dengan Lia. Pertama, jelas orang tuanya. Kedua, entahlah, Maya tidak ingin berurusan dengan orang ini lagi. Sampai kapan pun! Maya kaget ketika seorang anak perempuan memanggilnya mama. Bagai berkaca pada dirinya sendiri di masa kecil. Astaga! Bahkan wajah mereka berdua mirip! Tapi Maya lebih tahu dirinya belum menikah. Status itu sangat jelas tertampang di KTP dan tidak bisa dimanipulasi. Bisma bertanya-tanya, bisa jadi 'kan Maya kawin lebih dulu? Ini gila! Batinnya bergejolak. Maya marah, terjungkal, mengernyitkan dahi memikirkannya. Di tengah kebingungan itu, ayah si anak lebih membuatnya kaget. Apakah Maya telah melewatkan kejadian besar dalam hidupnya? *Arumanis2023