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Jevano Adirangga yang biasa dijuluki cowok tampan yang wangi tiba - tiba saja terlibat masalah dengan Kalandra Elian akibat kelalaiannya sendiri sehingga ia diharuskan menikah dengan gadis itu. Jevan awalnya menolak karena, hei? Manusia mana yang mau menikah dengan orang yang baru saja ia kenal? Namun berkat ancaman sang Mama yang membuat Jevan tak berkutik, ia terpaksa mengiyakan permintaan tersebut dengan sebuah syarat. Hidup Jevan yang tadinya selalu bebas dan tidak pernah terkekang langsung berubah 180 derajat berkat kehadiran Kalandra. Sanggupkah Jevan bertahan dengan Kalandra? Bagaimana kisah keduanya jatuh cinta dan melewati buih - buih kehidupan? Pantengin terus di Mr. Fragrant and Me!!

A story about a wounded heart that is not so desperate to find love * * * Miss Ann liverbert doesn't want a prince charming... After leaving her short country life in shame, all miss Ann wants is not to be noticed and when she meets the dashing duke of westonhigh, she's even more determined to reload her arsenal of defense, as those grey eyes of his always manage to make her melt in her shoes, and worse of all shatter every defensive wall... Lord Richard Arnold is the catch of the season and the darling of every ambitious mama's eyes, but he is just as determined to escape them...when he meets the petite miss Ann and her lovely smiles, he can't help but pursue his interest... But he knows behind those lovely smiles she has been hurt badly and Richard will do everything to heal her... SCARS...

Papa Alexa dengan tegas menolak dan tidak merestui hubungan Alexa dengan Dave saat tahu bahwa Dave adalah anak dari pembunuh istrinya sekaligus mama Alexa. Alexa yang mengetahui hal ini tentu terkejut, selama ini yang dia tahu mamanya meninggal akibat kecelakaan. Cinta mereka diuji. Saat Alexa berpikir untuk mengakhiri hubungannya dia menemukan satu fakta mengejutkan. Alexa yakin pembunuh mamanya bukan orang tua Dave. Namun belum sempat menemukan kebenarannya hubungan Alexa dan Dave semakin pelik ketika mereka mendapat informasi kalau papa Alexa penyebab kedua orang tua Dave meninggal. Saling menguatkan, keduanya berusaha menggali fakta-fakta untuk membuktikan kebenaran dibalik semua itu. Dengan perjalanan cinta yang rumit bagaimanakah akhir dari perjalanan cinta mereka? Salam, Skynnsa

Laura harus mengantikan kakak untuk menikah dengan kekasihnya. Laura tentu saja menolak, ah soalnya dirinya tak berkutik dengan tangisan mama dan papanya. Mau gak mau dan sangat terpaksa mengantikan kakak untuk menikah dengan kekasihnya. Untuk menyelamatkan nama baik kedua kelurga. Akankah pernikahan mereka bertahan, walaupun keduanya sepakat buat kontra nikah? Di saat rumah tangga mereka lagi adem ayem badai datang tak terduga kakaknya muncul sekian lamanya dengan maksud merebut kembali kekasihnya. Leo suami Laura atau dulu kekasih kakak Laura akan tetep mempertahankan pernikahan atau justru kembali bersama kakak Laura? YUK IKUTI CERITANYA HAY GAES INI CERITA PERTAMA KU YANG BERINSPIRASI DARI JUDUL LAGU LOVE IN THE DARK LAGU ADELE, SEMOGA KALIAN SUKA YA.

Dev adalah pria tampan, kaya, tapi dingin dan benci pengkhianatan. Ketika sang Mama memaksanya untuk menikah, dia memilih Kamelia. Seorang gadis yang merupakan adik kandung dari wanita yang pernah menorehkan luka terdalam dalam hidupnya. Dev membuat kesepakatan dengan Kamalia. Ternyata menikah dengan perjanjian itu tidak mudah. Apalagi jika diuji dengan kehadiran insan lain dari masa lalu mereka. Apakah Dev akan berkhianat, sedangkan dia sendiri paling benci di khianati. Tegakah dia melakukan itu? Atau tetap bertahan dengan kesetiaan yang di agungkannya. "Kamu bisa menggunakan uangku untuk apapun yang kamu mau. Tapi jangan pernah mengkhianatiku." Dev. "Kamu sudah berjanji, nggak akan menyentuhku sampai lunas hutang-hutang pamanku." Kamalia.

'Just a son from you, and we will go our separate ways. I promise to give you anything you want if you give me just an heir' Those were the words that changed Celine's life forever, and she found herself stuck between Father and son. On her one side is Alpha Kayla, the man who wanted her as a surrogate baby mama to secure an heir, and on the other hand is Bryant, the Alpha's disabled son who would do anything to make Celine, his newly found mate his forever.Meet Celine Coleman, a young lady trapped in the web of Alpha Kayla and prince Bryant, a father and a son obsessed with one woman. Who will she choose between them? Grab your popcorn and go through this journey with me, as our sweet innocent girl find love and solace between the Father and son...

Shane is my best kept secret. The more time that passes the tighter my hold on him gets. If my father thinks he can take my right to find my mate from me and sell me off to the highest bitter than he's got another thing coming. I'll take what I want and give the only thing he thinks I have of value to whoever I choose. And who do I choose? I choose Shane. Adea is the air I breathe. I won't let anyone come between us and I won't let the Moon Goddess try and decide who she gets to be with. Whether it be her father or destiny, no one will get in my way. Fate? Mate? These words mean nothing to me. No one wants us together, but the jokes on them, I'll decide my own destiny. Adea Biscoff is that destiny. In a new life where the curse has been broken, can everything unfold how it was supposed to? Will the star-crossed lovers finally have their chance? What happens when Shane remembers everything, but refuses to make the same mistake again? The tables have been turned and Shane realizes who the real villain has been all along. What if in this life, Shane demands she be the one to pay? ! Sexual and physical abuse may be triggering for survivors !

"Stop right there, Evan! You can't fool me." Grace stretched out her hands to the right and left, preventing her best friend from leaving. "I know you're hiding something." Evan crossed his arms over his chest. "Don't be so confident. And please, know your place. I have the power to replace you with anyone else." He leaned toward her and whispered to her ear. "Or, are you trying to seduce me? How much is your rate for one night?" Upon hearing it, Grace gave him a smack across the face. She was silent for a moment in disbelief. Tears started to roll down her cheeks. "You're so mean, Evan. I-hate-you," she said, heartbroken. She turned away from him without further ado. Evan teared up too, looking at his best friend leaving. "I'm sorry, Grace. I had to do it. We can't be together," he said weakly. Grace and Evan became best friends after he saved her and her mother following a traffic collision. Their friendship grew stronger for years until they became inseparably fond of each other. However, fate played jokes on them. They had to separate for years, lose contact and bury their dreams. When they finally reunited in the same workplace, everything was not the same as it used to be.

He's the rich, handsome, ruthless alpha heir who wouldn't even spare her a glance. And she’s the girl who secretly crushed on him for years. Azaria Brooke had spent years crushing on her best friend’s older brother Nicholas Sinclair, the pack’s alpha heir. He was a well-known bad boy she-wolves wanted. He lived life on his terms, breaking hearts and rules alike but he had never looked her way. Nicholas on the other had known Azaria was his mate since the moment he caught her scent. But mating means weakness, and weakness has no place in his world. He’s spent years denying the bond, ignoring the fire that burns every time she’s near. He had his reasons and they were valid. Until the night she was attacked. He must choose: break every rule he’s ever set for himself, or risk losing her forever. But then again Azaria was furious. How could he keep this from her when he knew she was the butt of jokes in the Pack? She had refused to forgive him. Now will she forgive him and accept his proposal for a quick marriage to find secrets surrounding her birth and about the woman she calls her mother, who is now a terror in the whole of lycanthropy or will she listen to her Best friend who says her brother is no good for her.

Rebeca, la amiga de toda la vida de mi prometido, resultó que estaba embarazada, por lo que, Héctor, para salvar su reputación, decidió casarse con ella. Cuando, sin poder creérmelo, le pregunté qué iba a pasar con nuestro bebé y conmigo, Héctor me respondió con una calma que me dejó aterrada: —Mira, Gabriela, Rebeca no es como tú. Ella solo me tiene a mí en el mundo. No soportaría el escándalo ni los chismes por un embarazo así. Lo que él parecía olvidar era que yo tampoco tenía a nadie más en el mundo, y que nosotros dos también esperábamos un hijo sin estar casados. Tiempo después, mientras todo el mundo se burlaba y decía que el hijo que yo esperaba era un bastardo fruto de la infidelidad... Héctor, junto a Rebecca, se limitaba a observarlo todo con una indiferencia hiriente. Fue entonces cuando comprendí que, incluso en el amor, hay niveles. Así que tristemente decidí abortar a nuestro hijo, que de por sí no era ningún bastardo, para así dejarle el camino libre a él y a su «inmenso amor» por ella.