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Alsaki Mahendra—pria yang mengambil tanggung jawab akan kesalahan dulu bersama Arista Adila—sang kekasih. Satu kesalahan mengubah nasibnya menjadi papa di usia muda, bahkan ketika Arista memilih pergi meninggalkan dirinya dan Gala Mahendra—anaknya demi sebuah mimpi menjadi penulis terkenal, ia tetap menjadi papa yang baik. Satu keharusan yang diajarkan orang tua, yakni bertanggung jawab hingga total akan sebuah kesalahan. Memilih menjalani hidup berdua dengan Gala hingga lima tahun setelah kepergian Arista membuat hatinya melupakan cinta. Akan tetapi, permintaan sang ibu untuk mencari mama pengganti untuk Gala—anaknya menjadi dilema besar. Selain ada ketakutan akan ditinggal pergi kedua kali, ada rasa masih sanggup mengurus Gala sendiri. Namun, pertemuan dengan Andyra Arsha perlahan mengubah segalanya. Akankah kisah mereka bisa bersatu dalam ikatan kedua kali? Atau justru Dyra terkejut karena seorang Alsaki adalah pria berstatus papa muda? Lalu bagaimana jika Arista datang kembali?

Late at night, when I think I'm alone, I feel his breath on the side of my face, and I know--he's watching me. Ever since I moved into this ancient mansion to take care of my sick aunt, I've been experiencing strange things. When I discover she has a boarder, a mysterious, sexy artist who lives on the third floor, I think some of that is explained. The bumps in the night. The whispers from the shadows. But once Dalton and I are properly introduced, the strange occurrences don't stop. If anything, they are amplified. When I close my eyes at night, it's his face I see. It's his hands I feel. It's his lips I taste. The more I get to know him, the more I realize I don't know him at all. Dalton's not the kind of man that buys a woman flowers and makes her feel all warm and fuzzy. No, he's the kind of man your mama would tell you to run from. Cold. Dangerous. Complex. And now that he wants me, I learn he is more than that. Possessive. Controlling. Diabolical. I should leave this place before it's too late, but I know I can't. Whatever it is that's sunk it's fangs into him, it has me, too. He has me, too. For better or worse. 'Til death... Whispers of the Devil is a dark romance which some readers may find disturbing. Proceed with caution.

It’s all fun and games until a body washes up…. Beth Monroe just wants to make it through the summer baseball season without being the constant target of her brother Shane’s jokes, but he is relentless, and she’s ready to lock herself in her room and hide. Until the new girl shows up. Halley appears in small town Barryville like a ghost. No one knows where she came from or anything about her past, not even her last name. When she gives Beth a piece of unsolicited advice that, “It’s what’s on the outside that counts,” Beth changes everything about herself. By the time Beth realizes she’s becoming a monster, it might be too late, and Halley has already sunk her claws into Beth’s best friend Ryan—who might’ve been something more if Beth had opened her eyes a little earlier. As Halley’s past catches up to her, Beth realizes there’s more to this mysterious girl than she realized. Can she stop Halley from revealing her true, monstrous nature to Ryan before it’s too late?

"Mama nggak setuju kamu nikah sama Gala!" Hanya karena pemikiran Fatmala–mama Gendis yang terkesan 'primitif', hubungan yang awalnya terjalin indah harus berhenti. Gendis bahkan harus menerima perjodohan yang sudah Fatma atur, pun dengan Gala yang harus menuruti kemauan Fatma agar melepaskan kekasi

Mama menikah lagi dengan orang yang salah. Hidupnya miskin mengenaskan. Saat akan menikah, aku malu mengenalkan mama pada keluarga Ruly, calon suamiku.

Acara pernikahan telah tiba pada sesi pertukaran cincin. Calon suamiku masih belum mengatakan dirinya bersedia untuk menikah. Alasannya karena cinta pertamanya tiba-tiba mengumumkan putus hubungan dengan kekasihnya pada satu jam lalu. Terdapat juga selembar tiket pesawat dengan jam tiba pada satu jam kemudian. Tiba-tiba abang berjalan maju, lalu memberi tahu semua orang bahwa pernikahan diundur. Mereka berdua dengan kompak meninggalkanku di tempat, membuatku menjadi bahan tawaan semua orang di tempat. Aku mengatasi semua ini dengan tenang. Aku melihat cinta pertamanya mengunggah postingan baru. Di dalam foto, abangku dan calon suamimu mengerumuni sisinya, lalu menyerahkan semua yang terbaik di hadapannya. Aku menghubungi orang tua kandungku dengan tersenyum getir. “Papa, Mama, aku bersedia pulang untuk melakukan pernikahan bisnis demi Keluarga Gunadi.”

Anne Putri Atmaja, putri tunggal seorang konglomerat yang tertimpa nasib buruk sejak meninggalnya kedua orang tuanya. Keduanya meninggal dunia dalam sebuah kecelakaan mobil saat perjalanan dari Jakarta ke Bogor. Kecelakaan itu pula telah membuat Anne harus kehilangan pendengarannya, yang membuat dirinya harus memakai alat bantu dengar. Tapi di sisi lain, Anne merasa beruntung ketika menyadari bahwa sang mama yang telah meninggal, jauh hari sebelumnya telah menyiapkan jodoh dan keluarga baik untuk masa depannya kelak. Rintangan apa saja yang harus Anne dan Hanzel lalui untuk bisa bersatu? Silahkan simak di dalam novel ini

"Alam mo na ngayon ang sikreto ko. That's really bad, Summers." He smirked. That nerd smirked! Tawagin niyo na akong baliw pero sa oras na 'yon, he looked goddamn hot. "Hindi ko sasabihin sa iba," I blurted the words out, umaasa na mapapalagay ang loob niya at pakakawalan niya na ako. Kahit na sobrang guwapo at hot niya, he also looked dangerous. Trying to stop myself from trembling, I bit my lips. Nahuli niya ang ginawa ko at yumuko siya. Nabalot ako ng amoy ng dope na sinisigarilyo niya kanina. Tilting his head, he clicked his tongue and smiled. "Wrong move." With that, he slammed his lips against mine, knocking all the air from my lungs. Hinalikan niya ako nang walang patawad. His mouth slipped at the seam of my mouth, at nablanko ang utak ko nang maramdaman ko ang paghaplos ng dila niya sa akin. Pulling away, tiningnan niya ako nang may nakalolokong ngiti sa kanyang mukha at sinabing, "ngayon, sa 'yo na ako."

Taylor Spark dititipkan pada Dave Jo selama satu minggu. Akan tetapi, satu minggu ini akan berubah menjadi selamanya, karena Tina Spark, Mama Taylor, mengalami kecelakaan pesawat.Bagaimana kisah Taylor dan Dave dalam waktu yang bukan satu minggu?

I loved the pup my parents adopted so deeply that I cared for him as if he were my own son. At his slightest request, I willingly braved the storm to search the cliff edges for the plant he needed for tomorrow's assignment. Just as I stumbled toward them, battered and disheveled, I heard him secretly call my sister "mama, and call my mate "Dad”. It turned out my beloved Alpha mate had been cheating all along. He said it was too early for us to have pups, then turned around and started a family with my own sister. And my parents had known all along. They even wanted to force me to step down from my Luna position. The pup I cherished like my own heart cursed me with the most vicious words. Looking at them, I laughed through my tears. They didn't know I was already dead. The Moon Goddess had shown mercy—if I could receive one genuine declaration of love within these seven extra days, I could return to life. But they all wished for my death. I granted their wish. So why did they all regret it when the pack enforcers asked them to identify my body?