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Alessia realizes that forcing marriage with the only man she loved was her greatest mistake when Thompson, her husband, returns with his fated mate. Even after bearing his child, Thompson's indifference remained. He uses Alessia solely to maintain his reputation. Fate decides to cast a faint hue of light into Alessia’s bleak existence as she's unconsciously drawn to Lycan Cyril, the enigmatic Lycan king whose deadly aura awakens dormant existence. But is this really fate granting her salvation or the other way around? Especially when Lycan Cyril's obsession ignites upon discovering Alessia possessed the rare feature he searched his whole life for? And when Thompson becomes resistant to relinquishing his hold on Alessia?

Hanggan kailan kita mamahalin ang mga salita binitawan ni Vee PasCua sa loob ng dalawa tao simula ng makilala niya si Dylan Lucario minahal na niya ito ngunit hindi tulad sa kaibigan niyang si Bhella at sa asawa nitong Cy na kapatid ni Dylan ay siya lamang ang nagmamahal dahil may iba mahal at hinihintay ang binata. hanggan kailan hahabol at magpakatamga si Vee sa pagmamahal niya sa lalaki kung hindi naman nito masuklian ang pag ibig na ibinigay niya at sa pagbabalik ng taong mahal ni Dylan lalo niya nalaman na hindi talaga siya mahal ng lalaki. bibitaw na ba siya o kakapit pa na may pag asa mahalin din siya ng lalaki o mananatili lamang siyang mag isang nagmamahal

Simpleng babae si Irene na may simpleng buhay at pangarap, ngunit ang lahat ng simple at tahimik niyang araw araw ay gagambalain ng pagsulpot ng isang estrangherong makikilala niya sa pangalang Tisoy. Kung paano ganun kabilis na sumulpot sa buhay niya ang binata ay ganun ring kabilis siyang nahulog dito. Ngunit isang araw ay bigla na lamang itong hindi na nagpakita sa kanya at ng mag krus ulit ang kanilang landas iba na ang katauhan at pangalan nito. Isa na itong milyonaryo at nagiisang tagapagmana pero ang masakit para kaya Irene ay hindi na siya nito nakikilala.

READ AT YOUR OWN RISK ⚠️ Si Maya ay isang bilanggo sa mansion ng mga Gustin dahil sa malaking pagkakautang. Tanggap niya ang kapalaran niya na habang buhay magbayad ng pagkakautang sa mga ito kapalit ng kanyang paninilbihan... Isa lang ang hiling niya, iyon ang bumalik ang nanay niya na bigla nalang siyang iniwan sampong taon na ang nakakaraan. Nang bumalik si Hannah galing sa America, ang apo ng mga Gustin ay agad na ipinagkasundo ito sa isang mayamang binata na si Tyler Montemayor; Ngunit nagmatigas si Hannah. Sa takot ng mga Gustin na baka i-pull-out ng binata ang investment nito sa kanilang kumpanya ay naisip nilang si Maya ang ipakasal kay Tyler dala ang kanilang apelido. Walang nagawa si Maya kundi ang pumayag na ma-ikasal sa mayamang binata. Hinanda niya ang sarili na masaktan at pagmalupitan ng mayamang binata ngunit hindi iyon ang nangyari... "Araw-araw kitang mamahalin, Maya.” Katagang sinabi ni Tyler na labis n'yang ikinagulat. Mapanindigan kaya ni Tyler ang pangako gayong maraming tutol at hadlang sa pag iibigan nilang dalawa? O sa bandang huli ay magkakahiwalay din sila?

After being kidnapped at birth from her pack, Zaire is left on the doorsteps of a human couple. Raised by them, she has no idea who she is, until her father is hired as a principal in a prestigious high school. What she doesn’t know is that she’s coming back to her home. Connor is a human living on the Red Rose pack. Falling in love with a she-wolf was not going to be easy, as she learns she’s his best friend’s mate. Heartbroken and with a bad temper, he takes it out on Zaire by insulting her. As punishment, Margery, his best friend and witch of the pack, is forced to curse him by turning him into a wolf, adding to the curse a forced matebond with Zaire. What will happen when a real bond is formed between them and when he finds out she is the one he can’t live without? Will the Alpha’s daughter accept fate and fall in love with him, or will it all come crashing down on them?

Kira, a young girl full of love, was rejected by her alpha mate Jake after she broke the news of her pregnancy to him. She became even more heartbroken when she found out that her best friend had been having intimate moments with Jake and that they were also expecting a baby. Out of bitterness for the betrayal of her best friend and her mate, she cursed the both of them and told them that they will never be able to birth a baby. Because she couldn't take the heartache anymore, Kira decided to take her own life but was saved by Xavier, who she later came to know was her second chance mate. All was well until she found out a dark secret about Xavier and had to run away from his pack back to Jake after she committed a grievous offense. When she got back to her former pack, more secrets about her life and what fate had in store for her were exposed. Is Kira who she really thinks she is? What is her connection to Xavier and what was this dark secret that led her to commit a heinous crime?

You kissed my forehead before while laying down at your limb, you're holding a red thread and you tied it to our pinky fingers and asked, " You know this?" I looked at your dazzling eyes but I have no clue what it was for. " It is the Red ​Thread of Fate". We tried to work out our relationship despite our Dad's Business problems, we have the same of Fondness. We met in a different way, in an unimaginable situation and unexpected place. I love the way you are, the way you heed, love and to look after me. Sadly, we have an ending in our love story. It depends on us if we want a happy ending or woebegone, but I'm sure that we will meet again in our next life by the Red ​Thread of Fate. No matter what and who you are. Don't be afraid to be crazy in love, but trust the Thread of Fate. Will Articus meet Lorelei in the next life? Or they will have their own path in love? Meet Articus and Lorelei, their next life Love story.

Everyone in the northern territory knew that Damien Malfoy endured brutal punishment every year just for a chance to marry Vivian Locke. The traditions of the Dark Moon Pack required the Alpha to draw a fortune stick at the Moon Goddess Shrine to determine his true fated mate. Yet for three consecutive years, Damien drew fortune sticks that claimed Vivian was not his fated mate. Vivian thought they just had bad luck. It wasn't until the fourth year that she saw Damien switching the fortune sticks. Only then did she realize that Damien had been doing this for four years all because of Denise Ashford, the shewolf who pursued him. When Vivian finally became the Luna of another pack, Damien lost his mind and never marked another shewolf for the rest of his life.

One ritual gone wrong. One girl bound in chains of blood. Salomé’s life is stolen the night she’s dragged into the mafia underworld… and the wolves that rule it. Cassian, Rhett, and Matteo, Three men tied to her by hunger, oath, and obsession. They’re her captors and her shields, her executioners and her only chance at survival. But every oath demands a price. And every touch pushes her closer to the truth: she was never prey. She was prophecy. And when her power rises, every world, mafia, pack, and temple, will fall to its knees.

Alexa is betrayed by her mate and flees angrily to another pack for a fresh start. In there, she discovers she is pregnant, and not only that discovers everything she ever knew about her life was a lie. In fact she is connected to a mysterious pack. As she tries to come to terms with her new identity, she finds out her mate didn't cheat on her like she thought but the painful part was she is already attracted to someone else and is now torn between two guys. Who would Alexa choose? While trying to uncover where her path lies, she discovers tons of secrets and finds out the people closest to her are the real enemy and her savior turns out to be someone she never expected. Who is this person? Her world is at risk, they are after her life and there is a dark secret in the heart of a mysterious pack. Who is after her life and what exactly is this secret? Alexa must know where her loyalties lie. Where she follow her heart, or will she be drawn into the pack's dangerous web? I guess that's for you all to find out. Please delve in with me into this werewolf romance filled with twists and romance