Yo Mama So Old Jokes Novels & Stories

Summit Angel Warm came from a region tribe called "The Warm Clan," she was known as the sunshine young wolf in their tribute. After her mother died, she became a rebellious one that made her father, the current Alpha, punished her by mating into a heartless and cold-blooded soon to be Alpha, Froz White Fang. Rumors say that he was once mated before but got betrayed by his Luna's Clan. There was also a myth that says he forbids any young wolf near him which became a challenge for others. "You do not belong here, young wolf. Run away while you still can..." a deep voice echoed around the palace. It was coated in ice that Angel's skin shivers from cold. She took one step back and felt a huge wall blocking her way but when she turn around, her eyes locked in the blue cold eyes watching her. "My father sent me. I will be your mate," she explains in trembling voice. White's eyes examined her whole figure, in that moment, he disagrees. "You failed..."

It was all an accident. It was unexpected. But what would she do? What would she do if he will accidentally be carrying the Mafia Boss' child? How would she withstand the fact that he will be able to conceive, and it was the fruit of that accidental night? And worst, she will find out the true identity of the man she loved. Now, she is stuck between the two mafia brothers...

“Darlene Roberts, you're under arrest for the death of George Martins.”I look up with misty eyes only to see a bunch of cops, guns blazing and aimed at me. Funny enough, I don't even freeze neither do I panic. My attention goes back to my ex lover whose limp body is still warm with blood oozing from his forehead and chest. His shirt is torn and his big eyes are staring blankly at me. I've managed to help shut his mouth which was agape and his twisted lips. It seems he had put up one hell of a struggle before he gave up the ghost.“You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be used against you in the court of law.Does the cop mean what he has just said? I mean, I'm not the murderer here. I rushed here to help as soon as I could!

Maxine was unable to transform. She was treated as an outcast by her father. During the Moon Festival, he felt embarrassed when all the Alpha's rejected her. This forces him to sell her off to a wicked Alpha. Alpha Liam enjoyed making her life miserable, but he was threatened to change his ways or face having his pack denounced as a rouge faction. How will their story birthed with hatred and resentment unfold?

Evelyn had been living a hard life. She had many enemies around her that were waiting for her downfall. However, she happened to stumble upon a book that had turned her life upside down. When she woke up, she found herself being transported inside the world that she had happened to read. What's more, she found out that her adoptive parents had sold her off to the infamous psychopathic villain in their city. Can she escape from the hands of the infamous psychopathic villain? Or would she willingly submit herself to him?

In a world ruled by werewolves, Omegas are treated as nothing—worth less than slaves. Hazel knows that better than anyone. After losing her mother, she is abandoned by the father who should have protected her, abused by her stepmother, and betrayed by the pack she once called home. Then, she is sold like property to the most feared Alpha in the werewolf world. Alpha Lord Ryder. Cold-hearted. Merciless. A man whose name alone makes even the most powerful Alphas tremble. To him, Hazel is nothing more than a contract. She will give him an heir, and when her duty is fulfilled, she will disappear from his life forever. But fate has other plans. As Hazel struggles to survive inside the Devil's castle, a dangerous secret awakens within her. She isn't just an Omega. She's a half-blood witch. An ancient prophecy warns that if a witch ever falls in love with a wolf, the werewolf world will drown in blood. Now Hazel must hide the truth from the one man capable of killing her. Yet the closer she grows to the ruthless Alpha, the harder it becomes to guard her heart. When love collides with destiny, will they break the curse... or fulfill the prophecy?

Akshara, the human girl who was unexposed to the world, was about to found the truth that she has been living in a Witch palace and guarded by werewolves until the night of the Blue moon which brings her fantasy world to reality. The shock and fear prevail in the air around her by witnessing their true identity. She wonders why she is kept alive among them. She always wants to escape her reality but unfortunately enters into the world of the mighty and powerful hybrid creature of Dragon-wizard, Devrit Swiftwings – The crown prince of Ayruzglow Kingdom. Eventually, she found the truth about the death of her parents and wanted to seek revenge. In the journey of revenge, she encounters the unfamiliar theme, LOVE. Will unarmed beauty able to defeat those evil blood-stained creatures for her revenge on the death of her parents? Who will she choose ferocious werewolf or mighty hybrid dragon wizard? Let’s explore the survival of Akshara against her destiny in the monstrous world.

The story revolves around a very beautiful girl who marries a biggest gangster of the city to save herself. The mafia leader is a cruel and cold-Hearted man. She tried her best to win his heart , but he did not change. After that she left everything and moved to another city to start a new life but also followed her.

(Book is paused for now) Five years of loyalty. Five years of love, sacrifice, and raising a child that wasn’t hers. And in the end? Clara Woods was tossed aside like she never mattered. Homeless, heartbroken, and soaked to the bone, Clara's life takes a dangerous turn—literally—when she nearly gets hit by a stranger’s car. But this stranger isn’t just any man... he’s the Alpha King of Twilight City. Cold. Untouchable. Powerful beyond reason. And now, she works for him. Killian Stone doesn’t trust women. Not after being betrayed in the worst possible way. But something about Clara—the fire in her eyes, the secrets in her silence—ignites a craving he can’t control. He’s her boss. She’s his maid. And the tension between them? Forbidden. But while sparks fly behind closed doors, darker forces are closing in. Clara’s past isn’t done with her… and neither are the dangerous men who once had a claim on her. She gave everything before. This time, she’ll give nothing—except temptation he can’t resist. --- A steamy, heart-racing werewolf billionaire romance packed with betrayal, redemption, and a forbidden love that refuses to be tamed.

“Out of all the scars I've kept to be reminded where they came from, yours might just be my favorite. It reminds me how loud your moans were as I pounded you hard against the wall. ” * Elowen was left to be devoured by the rogues by her ex-husband and his mistress, but a lycan prince unexpectedly arrived and saved her. The lycan claimed that she was a special kind—a golden blood he's been searching for to cure his curse.  What started as a deal to make her husband regret hurting her soon turned into something more—something dangerous that Elowen couldn't avoid. She found herself diving into an unworldly desire she never indulged herself with. Between destroying Henry and Olga, Elowen also found herself between two lycan princes who wanted to claim her.  But what if she discovers that she might not just be an ordinary human after all?