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Kezia Chloe Villanueva smart, pretty, brave and talented. she's a princess of Villanueva clan. Iniingatan at Inaalagaan. Over protective sa kanya ang nag-iisang kapatid na si Lucas at ang tatlo nitong pinsan. Pati na rin ang dalawa niyang kababata. Minsan na rin siyang napag-kamalan na tomboy dahil lagi niyang nakakasama ang mga ito. Minsan din ay napapaaway siya dahil sa mga girlfriends ng kanyang pinsan at kababata dahil sa selos o kung hindi naman napag-kakamalan siya na isa sa mga Girlfriend ng mga ito. Her life was going happily, Until one day the person she didn't expect came back. The person she forgot, The person she cried, The person who left her without knowing the reason, Left without even saying goodbye. And also one of her childhood friend. Will she be able to face it again? Especially now, that they live in the same house?

Kematian orangtuanya yang mendadak, membuat Lidia mau tidak mau melepaskan kehidupan masa mudanya untuk menjalankan tugas dan wasiat dari almarhum kedua orangtuanya. Dilatih untuk menjadi CEO dan mengurus bisnis keluarga selama kurang lebih delapan tahun. Kehilangan masa muda dan dituntut untuk menjadi dewasa jauh sebelum waktunya. Di umur yg tergolong masih muda, Lidia terus mengalami cobaan. Tanpa memiliki seorangpun teman sedari dulu, ia terbiasa mengatasi semua masalahnya dengan sangat baik. Hingga suatu saat, ia bertemu dengan satu-satunya orang yang peduli dan bersimpati kepadanya. Seorang laki-laki misterius bernama Ken, yang tiba-tiba muncul dan menghilang bak ditelan bumi dalam sekejap. Dan dalam sekejap itu, tanpa disadari keduanya sama-sama telah jatuh hati. Mereka juga terus-menerus bertemu secara tidak sengaja, namun juga harus segera dipisahkan oleh keadaan. Apakah pada akhirnya mereka bisa bersatu? Atau terus terjebak dalam keadaan yang rumit selamanya?

After 10 years, Ang "love" namin sa isa't-isa mula ng magkakilala kami, Hindi na ba magbabago? Dito magbabago ang lahat? Mas lalalim din ba ang relasyon namin at i-lelevel up ba sa pang-matagalan na pagsasama. Baka naman, dito pa lang magsisimula ang tunay naming pagsubok sa relasyon, We said. — My passion for fan fiction / romance will return. But, "love stories" are no longer about women and men. But, the story is about LGBTQ. I am not against them. I am open-minded in this relationship. Not the worldliness of other "things" about their relationship. — Copyright 2021 © Xyrielle All Rights Reserved No Copy Stories No Plagiarism Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, business, events and incidents are the products of the author’s imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.

When I turn 20, my grandfather's old friend—now the richest man in the country—lays out photos of his grandsons in front of me. He says, "Pick one to be your husband." Without hesitation, I choose Nathaniel Chapman. Everyone in the room is stunned. After all, it's no secret I've always been hopelessly in love with George Chapman. I used to swear I'd marry no one but him. In my previous life, I got what I wanted—I married George. And because of that marriage, he inherited the lion's share of his grandfather's wealth. But after the wedding, he started an affair with my sister. My parents were furious and sent her abroad to study. George thought I was the one who exposed them. From then on, he hated me to my very core. Women came and went at his side, each one resembling my sister more than the last. The betrayal crushed me. I fell into deep depression. Later, he secretly replaced my medication with slow-acting poison. I died with a child in my womb—alone, bitter, and betrayed. Now, I've been reborn. This time, I choose to let them have each other. But what I don't expect is that George has been reborn too.

Kisah dua manusia yang sama-sama memiliki ketakutan dan trauma. Sama-sama memendam lelah yang tidak terucapkan. Mereka bertemu lalu saling jatuh cinta. Apakah cinta dapat menyembuhkan mereka berdua? Bagaimana mereka mengobati luka masing-masing?

si Gideon Harris Valleria ay Isang 24 yr.old calculus Teacher sa Isang university.matangkad, matalino, gwapo at my pagka manyak na klase ng lalaki at kahit sinong kababaihan ay hinahangad sya at sya Naman si Sabrina Kennedy Ellington 20 yr old and 3rd yr. College Law student sa Isang university, maganda, matalino , matangkad at my pagka kalog na klase ng babae dahil sa Isang gabing kasiyahan Ay magtatagpo Ang landas nilang dalawa at mag sasama sa iisang kama at lalasapin Ang sarap ng bawat Isa. Ngunit sa Hindi inaasahang pagkakataon ay malalaman ni Gideon na Ang naka one night stand Pala nya ay Ang kanyang estudyante at Hindi pa roon natatapos Ang rebelasyon malalaman pa nyang si Sabrina Pala Ang kanyang magiging step sister Magiging masaya kaya Ang takbo ng buhay ng dalawa? Tunghayan Ang takbo ng kwento nila Gideon Harris Valleria at Sabrina Kennedy Ellington sa ngalan ng kalibugan at kalokohan. My One Night Stand turned out to be my Step brother!

Si Ana Reyes ang maituturing na huwarang apo. Dahil nagkaraon ng sakit ang kaniyang Lola kinailangan niyang mamasukan sa isang bar at doon nakilala niya ang lalaking makaka one night stand niya. Ito ay si Doctor Ian Montenegro, isang mayaman at sikat na surgeon. Gusto niya na sanang kalimutan nalang ang gabing iyon ngunit sa hindi inaasahan ay nagbunga ang nangyari sa kanila no'ng gabing iyon. Naisipan niyang 'wag nang ipaalam sa lalaking naka one night stand niya sa bar ang nangyari ngunit sadyang napaka liit ng mundo dahil nagkita silang muli sa hospital at 'yong lalaki pa mismo ang naging kaniyang doctor.

Buong akala ni Kamila ay natagpuan na niya ang lalaking babago ng kaniyang buhay. Ang lalaking handa siyang mahalin ng totoo at tapat. Ngunit ang inaakala niyang mala-fairytale na buhay ay naging kabaligtaran pala nang malaman niya ang lihim ng asawa. Higit pa doon ay ang ginawa nito upang taposin na nang tuluyan ang taling nagdurugtong sa kanila. Sa kaniyang pagbabalik ay sinisiguro niyang magbabayad ng malaki ang may kagagawan kung bakit nawala sa kanya ang lahat. At uunahin na niya ang asawang si Miguel Coleson Guevarra. . . Ngunit paano kung ang paghihiganti ay mauwi sa isang mainit tagpo? Magagawa pa kaya niyang lunukin ang galit at magpalamon muli sa kaniyang emosyon?

After helping to free her sister from the chain of her abusive ex-husband, Zena left to find her path, and it has been 7 years since she moved to a new city, and everything was going great for her, she moved up in her job and she also has a stable relationship, Zena life was perfect but sometimes perfect can be boring, missing the thrill of an adventure, Zena embarked on an undercover mission to caught a dangerous criminal, but the universe had other plans for her as it leads her back to where she never thought she would end up in again. Back with Leonardo Conti.

"In a world of werewolves, Humans, witches and vampires, twin alphas Jayden and Kayden rule their respective packs, The Blumoon pack. Alpha Jayden is the alpha of the Blu pack and Alpha Kayden is the Alpha of Moon pack. Kayden is the eldest and Jayden is the youngest. But when Jayden discovers his human mate, Muna Carmichael, his world is turned upside down. Muna has vowed to avenge her parents' deaths, and she never expected her mate to be a werewolf, let alone an alpha. As Muna and Jayden are forced together by the bonds of the moon Goddess, they find themselves falling for each other. But with Muna's vow for revenge hanging over their heads, will they be able to find happiness together?" Will she find out the main truth regarding her parents death. will she find out her true identity? Why's Jayden's ex girlfriend coming back now that Jayden loves his mate? Will they be able to conquer and fight the unforseen people after Thier bond? Read To find out.