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One night of freedom. One reckless dare. One one night mistake they never saw coming. Yukisha has a long-time suitor ready to fight for her heart. Xavier is bound by an arranged marriage — a pact meant to secure his future. But in the heat of that night, all plans faded away. Their secret encounter in a car sparked a fire neither could put out, a story that reaches far beyond that one night mistake. Will fate bring them together again? And can they fight against all odds for a love that seems forbidden?

Kesalahan satu malam Bima beberapa tahun yang lalu, membuahkan janin di rahim wanita yang tidak ia kenal. Semula Bima tidak mengetahui hal itu sampai kemudian wanita itu datang ke meja prakteknya membawa seorang gadis kecil yang mengidap penyakit langka. Bima merasa benar-benar hancur dan terpukul ketika sejak melihat mata gadis kecil itu ia sudah sangat yakin bahwa gadis kecil itu adalah darah dagingnya, sebagian dari jiwanya. Lantas bagaimana dengan isterinya? Wanita yang sangat ia cintai namun belum bisa memberikan keturunan untuknya meskipun sudah empat tahun menikah? Dan perlukah Bima jujur pada Levina bahwa ia adalah laki-laki bejat yang memperkosanya dan meninggalkan dia begitu saja ketika Levina mabuk berat beberapa tahun yang lalu? Bagaimana kemudian nasib Anetta? Apakah dia bisa sembuh dari penyakit langkanya?

Ang gusto lang ni Krys sa buhay ay makapagtrabaho nang hindi tinitingnan ang estado niya o ng pamilya niya sa lipunan. She wants to be a simple and normal workaholic girl. Pero sa tuwing nalalaman ng mga kompanya na pinag-aaplayan niya na anak siya ng isang sikat na fashion designer at isang business tycoon ay agad lang nila nitong tinatanggihan o hindi naman kaya ay sasabihin na may nakuha na daw para sa posisyon. She has the qualifications and is suitable for the position she is applying for. Gusto lang niyang magtrabaho para naman may silbi ang tinapos niya, mahirap ba ‘yon? Everything went to its own place nang biglang tumawag ang kaibigan niya at utusan siya na pumunta sa interview nito at magpanggap na ibang tao. Hindi na nagdalawang-isip pa ang dalaga at dali-daling pumayag sa gusto ng kaibigan. But before the day of the interview, she made the biggest mistake, yet unforgettable night she ever had, and yes! Because of the alcohol in her system, she had sex with a total stranger. That stranger turns out to be the boss of the company she will work for. Will she ditch the interview or still go for it? And the most important question is: what will be her life after having that one hot night with her boss?

Alpha Lucas - My brothers and I wanted nothing to do with her. She was a freak and was just good enough for our pranks and bullying. It's been that way since mid-school, junior high, and now, senior high. When the full-moon night came for us to choose a mate, the moon Goddess got a little tipsy and made her my mate. I rejected her on the spot and that was the last time we ever saw the freak. But seven years later, she found her way back to us. We saw her rocking a stripper pole, and she wasn't the freak anymore. She was a bloody, sexy stripper. And now, I'm at war with my brothers for who really have dibs on her… EMILY - I was a victim of bullying, mistreatment, and abuse. The Alpha brothers wouldn't let me be. And the night I thought I'd find a mate who'd protect me from them, turned into a nightmare. I was mated to Alpha Lucas, and he rejected me. I fled Bloodhound Pack with a bleeding heart. But five years later, the brothers crawled back into my life, begging to own me. Each one of them would wager anything just to have me forever. What an irony! Never did I see this twist coming… —------------------------------------------------ When Emily Lopez finds herself caught between the Alpha brothers, what would her ultimate decision be? String them along, play with their hearts like they played with hers, or settle for one and let the others go? Maybe the first option would be ideal, after all, they all had a good size between their legs, and she always gets wet staring at them.

Josie has always liked Jake from high school, her high school crush is back in town and now a master chef, rekindling her feelings for Jake, Josie is determined to make him notice her. Will Jake notice her and accept her feelings for him?, does he feel the same way as she does?. Josie wants to get an answer to this questions and so her plans to finding true love begins..

Paano kung nagising kana lang na nasa isang di pamilyar na silid at may kasama kang di kilalang lalaki na parehas kayong walang saplot sa katawan.

Pinagtagpo si Rhea at ang "mapapangasawa niya" sa simbahan -- in the worst way possible. She barged into her ex-boyfriend's wedding to hopefully halt it, but she was unsuccessful. Malungkot man siya dahil walang nangyari, fate found its way to open a new chapter of her life through that. Doon niya nakilala si Elton. Isang araw, bigla na lang nagpropose itong estranghero sa kanya, e hindi naman nila kilala ang isa't isa at wala naman siyang feelings para sa kanya. Niyaya si ni Elton na magpakasal. It was a situation that would change Elton's life if she agrees or disagrees. Sa pagkakataong 'yon, fate connected two people who are both desperate. Elton will be forced to marry a woman entirely for the purpose of expanding their business and he doesn't want that at all. Binigyan siya ng magulang niya ng kondisyon na kapag hindi pa rin siya nagpakasal bago niya manahin ang kompanya, ikakasal siya sa babaeng tagapagmana rin ng kompanyang nais makipagkasundo sa kompanya ng magulang niya. Doon pa lamang, tutol na si Elton. Desperation led them to agreeing that they would marry each other for that reason. Lingid sa kaalaman nilang hindi ganoon kadali ang ninanais nila -- mayroon pa ring mga bagay na hahadlang sa kanilang marriage. Isang bagay lang ang lulutas sa problema nilang 'yon, at ang solusyong 'yon ay ang mahalin nila ang isa't isa. Magkaroon kaya ng paraan para matuto nilang mahalin ang isa't isa, o ang papel na nagtakda sa kanilang dalawa bilang mag-asawa ang siyang magpapahirap sa buhay nila?

Madriagga— one of the most handsome and powerful tycoon in the country. A lot of woman fantasize about him. But, at the age of 27, he is already married to me. I can say that I'm lucky to have him as my husband. He never hurt me, he never made me feel unwanted. He always makes me feel happy, special and loved. Wala ka ng ibang hahanapin pa dahil nasa kanya na ang lahat. "I really love your perfume. It suits you well. Seductive and at the same time sweet"  he said that while still massaging my core. Napapaliyad na ako habang mahigpit na nakahawak sa kanyang balikat at leeg. Ang kanyang mga labi ay nasa aking leeg, humahalik roon at nag iiwan ng marka. "I wont stop until you beg me to." Pagkatapos non ay naramdaman ko na ang unti-unti n'yang pag pasok sa akin.   I am, Summer Jill Buenaventura - Madriagga.  We've become husband and wife, before summer.   

Jaz was found in the middle of nowhere beaten and scarred all over her body her new family heals her and trains her to be the best of the best to protect herself from what’s out there out there the only bad part is she doesn’t know from what though. Will she get her memories back? Will she know the secrets from her pasted and what will her mate do when she meets her mate? Read more to unfold the life of Jaz and her silver necklace….

“คืนนั้นฉันนอนกับเค้าเพราะต้องการแค่ลูก ใครจะไปคิดว่าเค้าจะตามหาฉันจนเจอแล้วสั่งให้ฉันทำร้ายลูกในท้องตัวเองเล่า ไอ้มาเฟียบ้าฉันจะทำยังไงกับเค้าดี” “ทำให้เค้ารักแกไง” กลิ่นชวาก็แค่อยากจะมีลูกเพื่อให้พ้นการถูกแม่เลี้ยงจับตัวไปใช้หนี้เท่านั้น คืนนั้นเธอต้องการแค่ลูก ไม่ได้คิดว่าชีวิตจะพลิกผันจนได้มาอยู่ท่ามกลางมาเฟียใจดำที่ไม่อยากให้ลูกเธอเกิดมา เพื่อนเธอก็ช่างหาเป้าหมายมาให้ถูกคนเสียจริง ชีวิตวาดิมมันเต็มไปด้วยอันตรายรอบด้าน แค่เอาชีวิตตัวเองให้รอดไปวันๆ ยังยาก หากจะต้องมีจุดอ่อนให้ศัตรูทำลายเขาก็ต้องรีบกำจัด ใครจะไปคิดว่าการนอนกับผู้หญิงที่ถูกใจแค่คืนเดียวจะทำให้เขามีปัญหาตามมาจนปวดหัว