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As the only daughter of a casino magnate, I have grown up surrounded by danger and betrayal. To keep me safe, my father has raised nine bodyguards from a young age. After I come of age, he asks me to choose one of them as my fiance. Everyone expects me to pick Harry Hunt, the man I have secretly loved for years. But I do not—not after what happened in my previous life. On the day of our engagement, I was kidnapped, and my hands were pierced with poison-tipped spikes. Tortured and desperate, I called Harry for help. His response still haunts me today. "Victoria, stop with these games. Your location shows you're still in the hotel suite. Trying to pull these pity stunts just to keep me to yourself? Pathetic." With another woman laughing in the background, I closed my eyes and gave up. As the iron cage sank beneath the waves and the sea filled my lungs, my life ended. Then, I open my eyes and find myself back on the day my father asked me to make a choice. This time, Harry's name is the first I cross off the list. But why is he crying and begging me to marry him at my engagement banquet with Jeffrey Reed?

If love hits you in an unexpected way, what will you do?Pagkatapos ni Jake Morris sa kolehiyo, inatasan siyang maging 'Janitor' sa Hotel na pagmamay-ari ng pamilya nila. Kondisyon iyon ng Ama niya bago ibigay sa kaniya ang pamamahala sa negosyo ng kanilang pamilya.Pero na-bothered siya sa roommate slash katrabaho niya na si Rico. Ewan ba niya sa tuwing napapahamak ito, hindi niya maiwasan ipagtanggol ito at mag aalala rito. Fuck! Nagkakagusto na ba siya kay Rico? Hindi niya kasi maalis ang tingin rito, malaki kasi ang pagkakahawig ni Rico sa babaeng naka-one night stand niya five years ago.

She’s texting him her heart. But she’s got the wrong number… When Isabel “El” Watson applied for a sales job with her company, she had no idea a jelly donut would explode on her blouse, or that her grumpy boss would practically laugh her out of the interview. Accountants could be salespeople, she was sure of it, even if that jerkface didn’t think so. So when a lady at the local wine festival offers her a sales job on the spot at a new boutique winery, El jumps at the chance. She also jumps at the chance to text with the guy who danced with her at the festival. Life was finally looking up. Boston’s friend, Chad, never should have given Boston’s number to the girl at the wine festival as a joke, but the damage was done. When El sends Boston a text later that night, believing he is Chad, he’s too nice to hurt her feelings by telling her the truth. But there are a few other truths Boston might have thought about: Truth #1: He’s her boss Truth #2: She just accepted a job at his mother’s new winery Truth #3: He’s always had a crush on her Even though Boston is no longer El’s grumpy boss, they still work together at his mom’s winery. And while sparks are flying as they get to know each other for real, El’s kind of sweet on the guy who always seems to know just what to say via text too. Obviously, things will come to a head. Will Boston come clean about the flirty texts being from him? Or will El figure out on her own that she’s been Texting With the Enemy?

The entire pack knows that my Alpha mate, Cassian Blackhowl, treasures me more than his own life. Against everyone's objections, he chooses me, an Omega, to be his mate. Before we form a mate bond, I suffer from a blood disease and hover at death's door. Cassian searches the world, draining his fortune, just to find someone with a blood type that matches mine so that I can have a transfusion to save my life. He stays by my bedside for months, never leaving, until I finally recover. But after we form a mate bond, I'm unable to conceive a pup. Cassian simply smiles and says, "Then I'll just have to try harder until you get pregnant." We get lost in our acts of passion more frequently until I finally carry a pup. However, I lose the pup, and the cycle repeats. Each time, the agony tears through me like my body is being ripped apart, leaving me weaker and weaker. Seeing me in such torment, Cassian gathers me into his arms. "Let's not try for a pup anymore. We can always adopt one." … Five years pass, and just as he once promised, he makes me the most envied she-wolf in the pack. But on the very day of our five-year bond anniversary, I receive a message. It's an invitation to a pup's birthday party. The message is withdrawn almost instantly, but not before I see the names of the parents—Cassian Blackhowl and Elara Wolfhart. I stand there, frozen stiff. Cassian is my mate. My Alpha. My life. And Elara is the she-wolf who once saved me with her blood.

She survived a marriage that could have broken her. She certainly never expected to fall in love with the man who helped her rebuild it. After leaving a cheating husband, Layla Morgan is determined to reclaim her life. But healing is a slow process made of small victories and quiet realisations. Enter Rider Steele. He is patient, gentle, and endlessly loyal. He never pushes nor demands; he simply stands with her. And somewhere between shared meals, harbour walks, and whispered confessions, Layla learns what trust feels like again. A deeply emotional, slow-burn romance about betrayal, healing, homecoming, and the bravery it takes to believe you deserve happiness.

When Bettina started to rebuild herself her first love came back from abroad. He was sceptical trying to hide her feelings. But little she know that the person she used to love before was not the same man before. He was eaten by power and greediness. Repeated cheating that causes Bettina lost her credibility as a Surgeon. A hidden conspiracy will reveal in the middle of the story. Her accidental meeting with Miguel who was a successful bachelor where the real romance begin.

Haslyn Rubby Ozier meninggalkan semua kehidupannya serta nama yang sudah diberikan kedua orangtuanya. Hanya menyisakan ‘Rubby’. Sebuah tragedi yang menimpa seluruh anggota keluarganya membuat Rubby mengasingkan diri lalu berjanji tidak akan kembali masuk kedalam lingkar hitam yang sudah di bangun ayahnya.Namun takdir berkata lain, saat Rubby bertemu dengan Kenan Rexton. Seorang Don dari kalangan lingkaran hitam sama seperti ayah Rubby. Kenan yang seorang mafia tidak ingin ada wanita didalam hidupnya, terlebih itu adalah Rubby. Wanita yang genit dan selalu saja banyak bicara.Tapi Kenan tidak tahu yang sesungguhnya tentang Rubby.Ini bukan hanya sekedar kisah cinta, melainkan juga misi mencari siapa pembunuh semua keluarga mereka.“Maafkan aku ayah, ternyata aku begitu mencintainya. Meski sudah berjanji menjauh dari Dunia hitam ini, nyatanya aku jatuh cinta padanya. Bos Mafia yang sangat tampan.”_____Haslyn Rubby Ozier.“Siapa sebenarnya kau Rubby ? Dan setelah kau menggoda serta merayu ku kau mengatakan ingin pergi !? Tidak semudah itu. Aku akan membunuh mereka semua yang membantumu pergi dariku.”______Kenan Rexton.

Si Ysabella ay isang cloistered nun, ang babaeng mas pinili ang mamuhay sa apat na sulok ng monesteryo at ilaan ang buhay sa pagsamba at paglilingkod ng tahimik sa Diyos. Napakasaya niya at ilang araw na lamang ay matutupad na ang pangarap niyang maging ganap na perpetual cloistered nun, ngunit hindi niya inaasahan ang bilaang pagbisita ng kanyang nag-iisa at nakakatandang kapatid. Inamin nitong miyembro ng organisyon ng mga mafia at siya ay pinaparatangang nagtraidor sa grupo kaya kailangan nitong umalis at magtago. Nagmakaawa itong proprotektahan niya ang kanilang mga magulang sa maaring gawin ng grupo sa kanilang pamilya kung kayat napilitan siyang lumabas sa monesteryo. Hindi niya akalaing ganun kasama ang sinalihang grupo ng kanyang kapatid lalong lalo na ang pinuno na si Eric Madrigal na walang awang basta na lamang kumikitil ng buhay sa kanyang harapan. Sa galit nito sa kanyang kapatid ay puwersahan siyang inilayo sa kanyang pamilya upang pagbayaran ang kasalanan ng kapatid. Ano kaya ang naghihintay na kapalaran ni Ysabella sa kamay ng pinakamasamang mafia boss sa buong daigdig? Makakabalik pa kaya siya sa monesteryo?

Warning Mature Content 19+ Sherina Alexander Lansonia. Seorang wanita karier pemilik gedung pencakar langit termegah di Britania Raya. Parasnya sangat cantik nan mempesona. Lekuk tubuhnya indah menarik mata untuk terus memandang ke arahnya. Ambisius adalah cara Alexa menghadapi dunia. Hidup di tengah-tengah persaingan bisnis yang bisa saja 'memakannya hidup-hidup' membuat Alexa tak segan untuk mengorbankan segalanya untuk tetap mempertahankan perusaahan yang ia bangun. Tak pernah melakukan kesalahan dalam ambisinya? Tidak! Alexa adalah manusia biasa. Satu kesalahan besar yang pernah diperbuat olehnya adalah membeli rumah mewah tepat di depan kediaman sang mantan kekasih. -Touch You-

Lyra Sylvhya Alshana Pramesti nekat pergi ke Malaysia untuk mencari peruntungan dalam hal pekerjaan. Dia—yang sama sekali belum tahu mengenai jahatnya dunia—akhirnya tertipu oleh agent yang membawanya ke Malaysia. Boro-boro untuk mendapatkan kerjaan yang baik dan mengaplikasikan ilmu yang dia dapat dari masa kuliah, Syl malah terdampar di sebuah pabrik pembuatan triplek. Mencoba untuk menerima semua yang terjadi—karena harus bayar kompensasi jika dia ingin pulang ke Indonesia—Syl mulai menjalani hari. Namun, siapa sangka dia malah terjebak di line produksi bagian penambalan core? Setiap hari kena marah, Syl hampir memilih menyerah. Hingga suatu hari, Supervisor yang galak itu menendang Syl ke bagian mesin. Bertugas sebagai pemilah sampah dari jatuhan core yang tidak terpakai, Syl mulai merasa bisa menikmati kerjaannya. Bertemu dengan Andera dan merasakan bahwa dunianya mulai berubah.