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Si Rhianna Evangelista kasama ang kaniyang Ina at nakababatang kapatid na si Ylona ay ikinulong sa isang mansiyon na malayo sa bayan at nasa liblib na lugar na pag-aari ng kaniyang amain na si Don Ysmael na isang kilalang Drug Lord sa bansa na hindi magawang hulihin at hindi mahuli-huli dahil sa koneksiyon na mayroon siya. Dahil sa gusto ni Rhianna na iligtas ang kaniyang ina at kapatid, maging ang kaniyang sarili. Nagpasya siyang tumakas sa kaniyang amain para mailigtas ang kaniyang ina at kapatid. Doon niya nakilala si Leonardo Estralta Jr., isang Agent na siyang nakakita sa kaniya at kumupkop. Naging kasapi siya ng kanilang samahan at nagkaroon ng layunin na tugisin at pabagsakin ang mga taong nasa likod ng pagtulong kay Don Ysmael. Subalit, habang tumatagal nahuhulog na ang loob ni Leonardo kay Rhianna at napagtanto niyang mahal na niya. Handa ba niyang bitawan ang tungkulin para sa babaeng minamahal at makasama hanggang sa pagtanda at ng pamilya kasama si Rhianna o isasantabi ang nararamdaman at ipagpapatuloy ang paglilingkod sa bayan?

น้ำค้างพบผู้ชายคนหนึ่งในตอนที่เธอเหงาและต้องการใครสักคน เธอไม่เคยลืมเขา หากโชคชะตามีจริงขอให้เราได้พบกันอีกครั้ง one night คืนหนึ่งเราเคยพบกัน “ขอบคุณที่อยู่เป็นเพื่อนน้ำนะคะ น้ำจะไม่ลืมหนึ่งคืนที่เราพบกัน ลาก่อนค่ะ” หากโชคชะตามีจริง ขอให้เราได้พบกันอีกครั้ง one night คืนหนึ่งเราเคยพบกัน

Lania dan Robby sudah menjalin hubungan selama tujuh tahun lamanya. Robby mencintai Lania sepenuh hatinya, bahkan jika Lania meminta hidupnya, akan Robby berikan. Namun, tidak dengan Lania. Gadis itu sudah menodai hubungan mereka dengan perselingkuhan. Berkali-kali. Tetapi Robby tetaplah Robby, ia tidak mampu untuk meninggalkan Lania, ia selalu memaafkan kesalahan yang seharusnya tidak ia maafkan. Di saat Lania sudah berjanji akan berubah jika Robby mau menikah dengannya, dan sudah dikabulkan pula oleh Robby. Lania kembali pada egonya, berselingkuh dan menghancurkan Robby kembali. Robby lelah, Robby menyerah, dan ia memutuskan untuk mengakhiri segalanya. Tetapi Lania tidak membiarkan itu terjadi.

One night of freedom. One reckless dare. One one night mistake they never saw coming. Yukisha has a long-time suitor ready to fight for her heart. Xavier is bound by an arranged marriage — a pact meant to secure his future. But in the heat of that night, all plans faded away. Their secret encounter in a car sparked a fire neither could put out, a story that reaches far beyond that one night mistake. Will fate bring them together again? And can they fight against all odds for a love that seems forbidden?

Jika semua orang mengharapkan peri untuk mengabulkan permintaan. Tapi tidak denganku! Kenapa? Karena peri yang ku jumpai adalah peri yang memintaku mengabulkan permintaannya... Astaga... Menangis batin ini... Terutama aku harus berurusan dengan orang yang paling ku benci di dunia ini... Orang yang menolakku mentah mentah di depan umum... Sial!

Naranasan mo na bang ma-love at first sight? Yung tipong pakiramdam mo eh siya na ang nakatadhana para sayo kahit na kakameet niyo pa lang? Ganito ka din ba kabaliw kung mainlove? Yung tipon gagawin ang lahat para lang mapakasakanya ang kanyang taong minamahal kahit na ang kapalit nito ay iyong dignidad. Dahil kung ganito ka din eh baka katulad ka din ng ating bida na si Lorenzo Miguel Samaniego. Ang lalaking halos nasa kanya na ang lahat, with his looks, fortune, as in lahat ng hihilingin mo ay nasa kanya na kaya hindi din makapagtataka na habulin siya ng mga babae. Pero may isang babae ang mamimeet niya at magpapabaliw sa kanya. Si Gabriella Monica Jimenez na anak ng mga maimpluwensyang tao. This girl was brokenhearted that time at talagang nagpakalasing hanggang sa hindi na nito alam ang kanyang ginagawa. Nang magtama ang mga mata ng dalawa. And boom! Hindi ito pinalampas ni Miguel at agad niyang sinunggaban si Monica at dahil wala itong kalaban laban kaya nadala niya ito sa kanyang condo at duon sila gumawa ng pangarap, yun nga lang... Monica caught Miguel na may ibang kasamang babae at ito ang dahilan para iwan nito ang binata. Bigo din itong mahabol ang dalaga hanggang sa tuluyan na niya itong hindi makita... ---- Ngunit tila mapagbiro ang tadhana, At sa hindi inaasahang pagkakataon ay magkikitang muli ang kanilang landas. Hindi pa din nagbabago ang pagtingin ni Miguel sa dalaga ngunit hindi nito inaasahan ang malaking pagbabago sa dalaga... Ano nga kaya ang natuklasan nito? Bakit biglang nag alangan si Miguel? Itutuloy pa din ba nito ang nararamdaman para sa dalaga? Alamin ang mga pangyayari sa kapanapanabik na kwento ng naudlot na pag iibigan nina Miguel at Monica...

Lagi akong ikinukunsidera ng pamilya ko na tagapagdala ng kamalasan. Dahil ito sa nakikita ko ang countdown bago mamatay ang mga kamag-anak ko. Sinabi ko sa kanila kung kailan mamamatay si lolo, ama, at ina. Nagkakatotoo ito dahil sa iba’t ibang mga aksidente. Ang tatlong mga kapatid ko ay kinamumuhian ako mula sa kaibuturan nila dahil sa tingin nila isinumpa ko ang mga magulang ko at lolo. Ang nanay ko ay namatay matapos iluwal ang nakababata kong kapatid na babae, pero ang mga kapatid ko ay walang tigil siyang iniispoil. Sinasabi nila na siya ang suwerte nila dahil nagiging okay ang lahat para sa pamilya sa oras na iluwal siya. Pero hindi ba’t namatay si Ina noong iniluwal siya? Sa ika-18th kong kaarawan, nakikita ko ang death countdown kapag tinitignan ko ang sarili ko sa salamin. Bumili ako ng urn at naghanda ng pagkain. Gusto ko kumain ng huling beses kasama ang mga kapatid ko, pero walang nagpakita sa kanila noong nag zero na ang timer...

Lucas had always thought women were nothing but playthings and money mongers, until he met Evelyn. Rich and successful, he married Evelyn just to help her family that was in debt, but he never treated her with the respect she deserved. She was his trophy wife. Soon, Evelyn becomes independent and files for a divorce and leaves him. It is then he realizes he loves her and can't forget every night they spent together. He ends up chasing her like a high school boy who just fell in love, but she is moving on fast. He makes it a point of duty to cause havoc in her new relationship so he could have her back. And if he couldn't win her? She would be gone forever. You can't blame him, he's in love. Would you do the same too? His choices are silly and not the best, but Evelyn is stubborn and strong-willed. Will he win her heart again? Find out when you read this romance tale.

Paul Henry had to be discharged from the army due to paralysis of his legs, half a year his temper was not very good, so Grandpa Dylan Henry wanted Paul to get married so that he could feel a little happier. Fiona also ran to find Paul because of this news, he said he wanted her to help him get out of here. Without thinking, she agreed. Paul was brought home by Fiona to provide accommodation and meals. Although it is very difficult to earn money to support him, she feels a love that she has never had before. Paul wants to go abroad to treat his feet, before leaving he just leaves her a piece of paper. When Fiona came home from work to find him gone, life became as dark as before meeting him. She was angry and didn't want to talk to him, Paul had to comfort her for a long time before she could forgive him.

lewat sebuah proyek di Bali, akhirnya Tania dan Felix kembali bertemu. felix yang tidak bisa melupakan Tania sebagai cinta pertamanya, sedangkan Tania yang benci setengah mati pada Felix karena pria itu selalu menatapnya dengan pandangan berbeda.