You Re So Skinny Jokes

When Liviana Santora takes her sister's place in an arranged marriage with Blaze Castelli, it isn't only her last name that changes, it's everything she's ever known ⏤ her life, her mind, her heart and soul ⏤ her idea of love. But could the same be said about Blaze?

The werewolf world is on verge of an upcoming chaos seemingly unaware of. Rogues are trying to infect the upper enchleon of hieracrhy with morphed DNA with support from someone close to the Alfa Re (Alpha King). Betraying the highest command Alfa Re and Kingdom. Let us find out how the Pack Warrior Valentina Black gets tumbled into all this. The budding dark romance between Alfa Re Alexander Casper Gabriel Kahil and Pack Warrior Valentina Ivy Black and how does it effect every one around them? Let us find out the same and dive into a world of conspiracy, planning, rescue, love, hate and the force of nature.

Reverse Harem: Rated 16+ After Rose's grandparents passed away, her family moves from Texas to Oregon. Quickly after arriving, she meets many characters with individual charms that attract her attention. What happens when soon after, she hears the word "mate" coming from their mouths? A guaranteed happy ending novel.

Hamil? Punya anak? Mana bisa. Dipegang saja tidak pernah. Maharani Aqila Dewi, gadis berumur duapuluh dua tahun itu memiliki IQ di bawah rata-rata, ia sangat mencintai Saka atau bisa dibilang, ia adalah bucinnya Saka. Ia sudah mencintai pria itu bahkan sejak dirinya kecil. Raysaka Wahyu Mahendra, pria yang sangat menjanjikan, cerdas istimewa, dan tentunya sangat tampan bagi Rani. Namun sayang, ia membenci gadis itu, gadis yang ia nikahi. Walaupun begitu, Rani selalu sayang dengan Saka. Rani tentunya tidak tahu mengapa pria yang ia nikahi ini tidak pernah peduli dengan usahanya dan jahat padanya. Tapi, cinta memang tidak membutuhkan alasan, bukan? Itulah yang menguatkan Rani selama ini dengan sikap Saka yang tidak peduli dengannya. Yang terpenting adalah Rani mencintai Raysaka dengan tulus sepenuh hati. Kisah cinta mereka pun dipenuhi dengan kekonyolan Rani dan sikap dingin Saka. Sampai akhirnya ia sadar, bahwa ternyata Saka tidak pernah mencintainya sama sekali. Pria itu hanya menikahinya atas perintah ayahnya sendiri. Akankah Rani masih mempertahankan pernikahannya ataukah perceraian adalah pilihan yang dipilih sebagai akhir dari kisah cintanya dengan Saka?

How could you forgive the one who shattered you and still makes your heart burn? Seth was a broke scholarship student by day, and a forbidden secret by night. Caught between survival and desire, he sold pieces of himself until one man changed everything. Then came a night of passion that ended in tragedy… and turned his world upside down. When the truth explodes, Seth is branded as a liar, a gold-digger, and worst of all…August’s ultimate betrayal. But love this raw doesn’t die so easily. Every kiss burns like revenge, every touch blurs into need, and the line between hatred and obsession vanishes between them. He’s the boy August can’t forgive… and the man he can’t let go of.

Will a maton girl with a stone heart break her own forbidden rule? Will someone can tame and control her uncontrolled wall? Florencia is not an ordinary girl. She's not prim and proper. She moved like a real man, surrounded by a men. But... She met this cold and ruthless rich man.. one looked at him and she feels like turning.. turning into a person she doesn't know where to came from. Will she gives in? Or will she still fought for her beliefs not to be tame by someone?

Damon Black is the devil on earth in the truest sense of the word. He leads his own mafia and is capable of killing anyone who stands in his way. A wealthy man, incredibly sexy, for whom any girl would sell her soul to have, yet he is in love with only one person, Elenor. "-You're a monster! Do you hear me!? You will pay for everything!” "-Blah, Blah. Well, maybe I'm a monster , but baby, you're a monster's girlfriend"

A ruthless man, an unyielding soul, and a wrongful entanglement… Four years ago, she had sent him to prison. It was only after he was executed that a look of obvious relief spread across her face. Four years later, he pulled her into hell. She was humiliated before his eyes, yet his hatred still burned high. As part of his cunningly-devised retribution, he was going to overwhelm her bit by bit, prudently and slowly luring her into his web of vengeance. To Edward Levin, Vivian Carraway would always be his possession, but it seemed like things would not go as he wished...

Sherly feels guilty for spending a hot night with a married man. In the morning, she decided to leave and leave the man who had probably liked her since the beginning of their meeting. However, the harsh reality hit Sherly's life when she found out that she was pregnant and her family forced her to throw away her own flesh and blood. Five years passed, Sherly looked for her child who turned out to have been adopted by the Rosell family. Lolita, who replaced Sherly as Aarav's mother, turned out to be the wife of Hansel, the man who slept with Sherly five years ago. After learning the truth, Hansel intends to have Sherly completely, because honestly his relationship with his wife is not based on love. "I liked you from the moment we met, and you have also given birth to my child, so you must be mine, only mine," Hansel was determined to have Sherly.

What happens when a new girl enters a school with two high-level and talented groups that hate each other? What can happen when the cards are played and fate has a different purpose for you? Sofia, a cold girl whose only family is her mother and brother, will have to face abrupt changes and will need a lot of help. But who will be able to give it to her? Esteban and his group or Daniel and his friends are two good options. Who will she choose? Being the new girl is not easy, especially when there is someone from your past who loves to make things difficult for you. In Sofia's hands is to get out of the past and move forward or stay in it and suffer, what will Sofia choose?