You Re So Skinny Jokes Novels & Stories

It felt good—light, like a breath of fresh air in this park where the wind rustled the leaves around us. We sat on the bench after that, side by side, our shoulders almost touching. He started telling these silly jokes—the kind that weren’t even funny, just dry and ridiculous, like “Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.” Corny as hell. But I laughed anyway, hard and genuine, because the real joke was how bad they were, how he delivered them with that straight face like he thought they were gold. It warmed me up inside, chasing away the chill for a bit.

His arms tighten looking for my acceptance of his apology. "I understand. You're a man in demand. This is the part where you have to save the Internet by pressing buttons on your laptop, right?" Finn relaxes his grip a little at my joke. "Kind of, but I type fast. Some might even say I'm a speeding bullet." Even I catch his Superman reference and groan at the horribleness of it, but it's nice to hear one of his nerdy jokes again. Maybe nothing is wrong after all.

I burst out laughing so hard I nearly choked on my soda. Jenna looks deeply unimpressed. “Yeah, real fucking funny,” she mutters, side-eyeing both of us. “Keep laughing, you bunch of soggy mofos. I’ll remember this when you two need someone to body a man for you in public and I’m too busy teaching spin hooks to felons named Big Maria.” Dawn snorts into her drink. “You’d thrive in there, don’t lie.” “Shut up,” Jenna says, but she’s already smiling.

Yes, you too small Barbie doll, that was more than just a faux pas you just stumbled into. The woman in the expensive suit behind the counter ended her call and smiled at Reese. “Somebody will come to fetch you soon. You can wait here so long. " "Thank you." He turned his head and must have noticed something about me, because he asked me directly: "Who spit in your soup?" "Two tits with one brain cell." Reese and a wimp. That was really the joke of the year. So much superficiality could only come from a small, arrogant chick.

Everyone in Maslow high school knew that if they were having a bad day, all they needed to do was poke my nose or watch me walk so they could laugh. Not one laughter but multiple Snickers and jokes filled my ears as I walked past them. I didn't blame them for laughing. I was wearing a long flare skirt that went below my knees. My top was tight, barely covering my fat stomach, and I was sweating. To be honest, I looked like an old oversized grandmother living on a ranch. As I hurried my pace praying for my luck, I felt the fat under my arm shaking even more. " Boom, boom, big show, boom shakalalla," someone joked.

At my sudden question, Cassius stared at me. “...” “Because their horns don’t work,” I said and chuckled. “...” He blinked his eyes as is he finally realized that I am saying a joke. But it felt awkward that he did not smile a bit. And so, I thought of another joke that made me laugh so hard before. “I g-got into a fight with someone last night and it was totally my fault.” “...” “Because I was asked what was on the TV. And I answered, dust.”

“You scared me! Geez!” What was her name again? Piper? Pepper? “Hey! Yo momma is so ugly that if Shrek had a live action film, she wouldn’t even pass as the donkey,” I laughed out loud at my own joke while staring mockingly at the cat, as if it was Juno I was talking to and insulting directly.

“Why you so cute?” I cringed as he smiled from ear to ear. His teammates started to tease us, catching the attention of everyone that passed by. He’s a feet taller than me but I’m not that small to be considered cute. I’m five feet and six inches in height and there is nothing cute about that. “Playboy alert!” one teased as the others laughed in agreement. “I’ll kill you…” I whispered as I gave out a sarcastic smile. “Come on, I’ll take you to the clinic.”

They dissed and capped on everybody catching their fancy. "Yo that dude with the skinny legs". He shouted at a 6th grader. "I'd hide my face too if I were as ugly as you!" He yelled. The boy cringed, red spots accepting his cheeks and in a matter of seconds he'd vanished in the crowd. Jerry fist bumped his dudes as they laughed loudly.

eat? "Then, the big fish said, 'I... like... to... eat... small... fish... that... talks... slowly.' "After that, the small fish said, 'Oh, no!'" Nobody made a sound after Stella told the joke. Stella also thought that it was kind of a bad joke. So, she coughed and said, "Is it not funny?" Vermont showed his support. "No, it's hilarious." However, Keegan said sarcastically, "Do you mean ridiculous?"