Your So Ugly Jokes

ซัน : สองต่อสองคืออะไรผมไม่รู้จัก? กิจกรรมสนุก ๆ มันต้องอยู่กันหลาย ๆ คนสิวะ ยัยหุ่นบึ๊มก็เหมือนกัน สักวันผมจะลากมาร่วมวง! จูน : คนอย่างไอ้พี่ซันเหรอคะ? เป็นผู้ชายที่เกิดมามีหน้าที่แค่อย่างเดียวจริง ๆ คือการสร้างความสุขให้กับผู้หญิงบนเตียงเท่านั้นอย่าเผลอเอามาเป็นพ่อพันธ์เชียวนะสงสารอนาคตของชาติ!

Jack Lewis, the son-in-law of Matthew Williams and CEO of Williams Corporation asks his subordinate to marry a girl with whom he fell in love at first sight. Being already married, he could only have her mistress. So he offers $10 million to his assistant as he says, " After you marry her, you will give her to me because your wife is mine."

Dahil sa hirap ng buhay, nagpasyang kumapit sa patalim si Cassandra upang matustusan ang gamutan ng kaniyang inang may sakit. Gayunpaman, hindi pa man nagsisimula ang kaniyang karera ay tila napigilan na ito ng isang lalaking naging kliyente niya na nagbigay sa kaniya ng malaking halaga. Ito na nga ba ang mag-aahon sa kaniya sa kahirapan? Subalit hindi inasahan ni Cassandra na magbubunga ang isang gabi nilang pinagsaluhan ng lalaking kliyente. Ang maginhawang buhay na inaasam-asam niya ay tila naglahong parang bula sa bagong bunga na nasa sinapupunan niya. Makawala pa nga kaya ang dalaga sa mala-roller coaster na buhay niya?

[21+] WARNING!! AREA KHUSUS DEWASA! Lynea Stefanson tidak berdaya ketika sebuah warisan memaksanya menjadi istri dari Tuan Muda bernama Enrico De Luca. Bagi lelaki yang dijuluki “The Heartless Player” itu, wanita seperti Lynea sangat tidak pantas untuk dilihat apalagi dinikahi dan menjadi ibu dari anaknya kelak. Demi bisa membuat Lynea mampu melayani dirinya dengan baik, Enrico sampai mendatangkan wanita penghibur untuk mengajarkan bagaimana memuaskan seorang lelaki. Lebih dari itu semua, terperangkap dalam pernikahan tanpa cinta dan perebutan kekuasaan serta warisan di antara para milyader konglomerat dunia hitam telah membuatnya sulit untuk bernapas. Mempertanyakan kembali apakah inti dari sebuah kebahagiaan dan harapan? Di saat masing-masing memiliki kekasih hati namun keduanya terperangkap dalam sebuah pernikahan, kemana sinar mentari akan membawa akhir kisah ini? Mungkinkah cinta timbul di antara dua pribadi yang saling membenci? “Hatiku tidak pernah mendapat perawatan yang lebih baik dari sentuhan cintamu.” “Bukankah cintaku tak pernah cukup untuk duniamu yang begitu tak berbatas?” *****

"Don't underestimate me!" She growled, pressing the knife against his neck on their wedding night. "Don't mistake my kindness for my weakness." "You look so hot pinning me against the wall and the knife pressing me against my neck," he smirked. ˚ ༘✶ ⋆｡˚ ⁀➷ Weylin Turner, the vicious leader of the mafia organization 'The Black Panther' returned to England after fifteen years. At a party, he learned that his marriage was already fixed with the daughter of one of the most powerful mafia organizations in England. But on the day of the marriage, the bride didn't appear. To save his father's face, he immediately ordered his subordinates to find a bride for him. Suddenly his eyes fell on Garaine Jones, a cheerful caregiver at an orphanage. He couldn't help but take advantage of the situation. Finding her weakness, he compelled her to become his bride. To his surprise, she agreed to his terms and conditions easily. Little did he know that Garaine Jones wasn't some ordinary woman as he thought. She was something beyond his imagination. Did the predator himself become prey while chasing his fantasies?

"I don't do relationships Miss Williams. I don't love. I just fu**. Is that what you want fom me so that you stop following me?" His straightforward question made her turn hundred shades red,the word he used enough to lower her gaze and burn her insides in a new swirl of emotion. "No" She manages to whisper.To only have him dip his face closer to her. "Then stay the fuc* away from me Miss Williams. Because I am only going to break your heart." Stepping back from her,he was going to leave when he stops in his tracks listening to her reply. His fists clenching. "This is what I like the most about you Your Highness." "Your honesty."

Reza tidak pernah menyangka jika dirinya akan menerima penghianat dari lelaki yang telah ia kenal lebih dari delapan tahun yang lalu dan kini telah menjadi suaminya. Wanita itu tiba-tiba datang saat Reza telah resmi menjadi istri sah dari Bagas, lalu siapakah wanita itu? Benarkah wanita itu adalah simpanan Bagas?

Award-winning Author Marie Lavender brings a captivating, passionate love story about a young heiress and a devilishly charming ship captain. All set in two coastal French towns… After being raised to believe that love is a frivolous endeavor, French heiress Fara Bellamont has always kept her dreams of adventure and discovering a soul-searing passion to herself. So, when Captain Grant Hill makes his grand entrance into her life by way of rescuing her one fateful night, she knows she’s in trouble. He completely steals her heart. But, as far as society is concerned, he’s also not a suitable husband. Grant Hill, a mysterious, rugged ship captain, is just as enthralled with Fara as she is with him, but he too knows such things aren’t so simple. Not only must they overcome social expectations to be together, but wars and lies, as well. And with a long-time yearning neither has managed to achieve, the pair must fight to attain their deepest desire: Happiness. If you love steamy, romantic tales by Tessa Dare, Julia Quinn, and Christi Caldwell, then you’ll adore this exciting and intricate Historical Romance set by the sea.

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