K.
She always listened to his sage advice, which were all insightful and sensical.
"And you, darling, have already conquered the worst - and its high time that you go through, um, not just the better..." he slithered his arm around the back of K's shoulders and turned so that both of them were facing the prairie. The guests on either side of the aisle were already standing up, as the string quartet played Air from Orchestral Suite No.3 in D major by Bach.