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Arlo is an omega from the red forest pack. He has six overprotective older brothers who spoils him rotten as well as his parents. The red forest pack tends to welcome anyone no matter who they are. What happens when Arlo finds his mate? Will he be able to escape his overprotective family or will it affect his relationship with his mate? Jacob valentine is the alpha king of the blue sky pack located in Norway Europe. They live amongst the humans who welcomed them with open arms but Jacob was still wary of them since he didn't trust them. Being the alpha king comes with a lot of work, one he was ready to take on no matter what. Jacob was on a search to find his mate, but what happens when he goes to the red forest pack? Will his mate be there or will he have to continue to wait? Find out more on their journey. All rights reserved Written by princess Jody

Because of one night stand everything will change. ***** Maria Isabella Dimasali lived a normal life. She was not born with a golden spoon in her mouth but she is grateful to have an amazing parents and a bestfriend. She is always positive in life na kahit mahirap ang buhay ay nagagawa nyang ngumiti. Denrick Moncuedo is a rich businessman. He was called as a dragon in disguise and some even named him as the demon in a corporate suit. He is ruthless, merciless in the eyes of many people. But deep inside, he is just a broken man. Broken like a shattered glass. He doesn't want to move on. He wants to stay in the same position where his first love left him. Two different person with a very total different personality. Fate will make a way to cross their path. What will happen if this two person with a different personality will meet and work with each other? (COMPLETED)

“Please... Take care of my people...”-Lancelot Ral Constance- Sakamaki Yuu is a gay, middle-aged, disabled man. His vices are what makes him shy away from society, yet he harboured hope for a change in his life. It didn’t get any better. Receiving a report on his deteriorating health makes it feel like the entire world is falling on him. Rather than hoping for a change, he now hoped that he could at least leave a trace on this world, which was what caused him to insist becoming the donor for her nephew. A heart donor, which guarantees absolute death. Yet at the very least, his heart would live well inside her. It’s okay if his heart is the only trace that he left. That’s what should happen. Yet by the time he opened his eyes, he realized that he was reincarnated as one of the mobs that supports the villainess in one of the web novels that he had read, namely Lancelot Ral Constance. Not only that, his character is destined to die in a month by the crown prince’s hand. That being said, how donating his heart has to do anything with him waking up as a completely different person? And what’s with these people calling him a noble? And what’s with this need to appeal his knowledge to help the townsfolk? And why the crown prince is handsome damnit! [Uploading cadence: Every Sunday]

Can Ilongga beauty tame the dragon? Paano nga ba kung nakahanap ng katapat ang certified black sheep ng pamilya sa katauhan ng isang estranghera? Dahil sa isang malaking pustahan ng magbabarkada. Ycon, the deadliest CEO and the black sheep of the family ay aksidenteng nainlove sa isang titibo-tibong Ilongga. He was a certified womanizer in town. Katwiran ay pagdating ng panahon ipapakasal naman siya ng kanyang lolo sa babaeng hindi niya naman gusto pero nagmula sa maharlikang pamilya. Why not sulitin niya muna ang pagiging buhay binata, sayang ang genes kapag hindi natikman ng ibang chicks hindi ba? Hannah Maricor Evina Zaavedra, na taglay ang totoong tagline na basta "Ilongga Gwapa" The adopted daughter of The Zaavedra family in Iloilo. The cow girl, happy go lucky, always positive in life, maawain at mapagmahal kanino man. Paano kung magkrus ang landas ng dalawa at ang mga pinaniniwalaan ng bawat isa ay hindi magkatugma? Away-bati, aso't pusa, kulog at kidlat, araw at ulan, init at lamig ganito parati ang dalawa hanggang ang isa sa kanila ay nahulog na nga. Ngunit ang unti-unting nararamdamang ay mukhang magiging forever secret nalang sapagkat nagkaroon ng lamat ang angkan ng mga Lee at Zaavedra, dahil sa kinasangkutang eskandalo na ang pasimuno ay ang mismong ate ni Ycon at ang pinsan ni Hannah. At tila yata at inaayunan ng tadhana dahil makalipas ang walong taon ay mauungkat muli ang nakaraan sa aksidenteng pagtatagpo ng landas ng dalawa sa isang sikat na isla ng Boracay sa Aklan, at sa wakas nagkaroon nga ng pagkakataon na maisakatuparan ang dati nang plano na paghigantihan ang dalaga. "What happens in Boracay stays in Boracay." But that planned night na sa huli ay kanyang pagsisisihan dahil sa mga sikretong malalaman. Magkaka-forever pa kaya ang dalawa? Hay ang gulo-gulo na talaga!

He was there during her healing phase, he helped her to heal the pain inside her, pain caused by her own family. But now, she's more broken than she was before, knowing that the one who healed here, also hurts her. The feeling if emptiness and drained. Mind's full untold thoughts while unfamiliar voices keep shouting inside her head. Shouting about not being worthy enough to receive someone's care and love. That she achieve nothing make someone proud of her and her efforts. Thinking that no one can love her the way she wanted to be love. Now that she doesn't want that love and attention anymore. All she want now is to live with peace. She want to live her life without dealing anything but peace, where all she wanted to feel within the day is peace, and where can she peacefully sleep at night without facing the ceiling for an hour. But behind her walking unto peace, there's something from her past pulling her back. Past where she's running away before until then. But how can she run away from the past when the past already got her back?

When I have a pen in my hand and paper before me, I think I want to write something to cast every despair in my pathetic life away. I have a figure of a depressed guy whose fate is too much: saving the world. He is not stupid nor even smart, he is not ugly nor even good looking. He is just a nijikon (A person who loves an anime character more than the real one) like me. He once thought to give up on life, but an event changes his life. I'm sure you guys start guessing how the story goes, but too bad, this one is different than the others.

What happens when an all-business alpha planning to marry his chosen mating ceremony smells the most intoxicating fruity scent that belongs to his curvy mating ceremony planner. The confident plus size Ji'lahni Nelson, her two cousin and their best friend owns a successful Wedding planning company along with a dance self-defense workout studio, when they're asked by their new friend who is like a mother to them to plan her sons' wedding, I mean mating ceremony? What will happen when the sassy plus size women steps into a world of werewolves? Let's read to find out!

Lumi Savira punya pekerjaan yang tidak bisa ia ceritakan ke sembarang orang: ia adalah istri sewaan profesional. Bisa dikontrak harian, mingguan, atau bulanan—tugasnya simpel tapi penting: menemani klien menghadapi keluarga bawel, acara sosial yang ribet, dan pertanyaan ‘kapan nikah’. Tarifnya? 5 juta per hari, mahal tapi jelas sebanding dengan kesabaran yang harus ia keluarkan. Semua berjalan rapi. Namun rutinitasnya yang absurd itu mulai terganggu ketika suatu tawaran datang—seorang klien misterius meminta kontrak enam bulan. Lebih lama, lebih mahal, dan lebih berisiko. Tanpa disadari, Lumi mulai menghadapi hal yang tidak ada dalam kontrak: perasaan. Karena menjadi istri sewaan itu mudah. Yang sulit adalah menjaga hati tetap utuh, saat semuanya terasa terlalu nyata.

Di tengah gemerlap ibu kota Longcheng, suami-suami Nyonya Gao menghilang tanpa jejak. Bukan penculikan, bukan pembunuhan, dan jelas bukan kebetulan biasa. Xu Jianhong, Menteri Perang yang nyaris kehabisan akal, terjebak dalam penyelidikan paling absurd dalam kariernya, ditemani dua saksi utama yang lebih banyak menambah masalah daripada memberikan solusi. Baili Zhiyu, bangsawan flamboyan yang lebih ahli mengkritik makanan daripada mengungkap misteri, dan... Pangeran Ketiga Xiǎo Zeyan, pengangguran kerajaan yang lebih rajin berburu diskon dim sum daripada menjalankan tugas kekaisaran. Saat penyelidikan beralih dari restoran mewah ke rumah judi, dari gosip ke ekonomi teh, satu hal menjadi jelas, hilangnya suami-suami itu lebih berbahaya daripada sekadar nasib buruk. Intrik. Humor. Misteri. Longcheng tak pernah seabsurd ini!

Trace a.k.a The Orgy King. The Panty Ripper. His sworn brother called him funny names but he knows what he is. A spawn by Satan. Born to be his father's trouble. He fuck around like a rabbit. Party here and there. But his fave sport will always involve dark and bad. A walking sin. Trace will soon realize that karma really is a bitch*. Organization. Friendship. Brotherhood. Trace Dimagiba might be the most hateful man in FOEDUS CORP., but he’ll soon realize that even the devil himself deserves redemption. In the form of the feisty and beautiful woman who sauntered into his life– Chloe. His light and his end game.